Pipejam 3

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This is the "Kriss P.: All-Around HERo !!" and the "SPAGHETTI TORTILLA! Mercenary of Many" and the "kriskross the arbalist" and the "KRESSL⠀⠀ PLAYER OF THE MASSES" and the "Kris$, A “Private Eye" and the "Kreish; Never Give Up!" and the "Kansus; All Hope Is Lost" and the "Krist, No Names?" and the "K IRS!! THE PLAY ER OF YOU" and the "CYST THE EVERYONE DARKTHING" and the "Kilo, Onto It All" and the "Creiss “Just A Wanderer" and the "Kriss P.: All-Around HERo !! (Evil Edition)" and the "kriss piss all around pisser" and the "famous discord user dust kriss p level 20" (how many more of these am i gonna have to add) (MORE) and the "Kis, Rockstar in the Making" and the "Krs the gamer" and the "Creesh, all else fails" and the "Kr i, A Demon." replacement for our Pipejam AU, "Deltarune: The Three-Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made a good 3same!
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- where the fuck am i

➚ (Right Click) 📋(Paste) yo krishptortil-
➚ (Right Click) 📋(Paste) that name is too long can i just call you kris

- no fuck you
- also what is this place

➚ (Right Click) 📋(Paste) this is my game now kris

- what the fuck are you talking about

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @notrealnevereal and topanon
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @zinc and @chomps-lmao
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @therealmaz, and @g1llant
The Same Same Other Puppets (Oh boy here we go) @zootyplex, @jackurus, @Jart-ist, @therealmaz, @16bitsam1, @zootyplex (again), @cambutcooler, @plabet, @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, @its_versus, @twomoroa19x2, @t3mp_er @jar4everr, @lostkiddo, @grassdemon, @user-944327418, @west-deltanoon (THEY'RE A DOUBLE DIPPER I SAW THEM), @user-944327418, @buttinforme-runderscore, @mario08302, @hehheyakid and @zootyplex (again AGAIN)
The 3same Puppet by @puppet-pipline-2001, @west-deltanoon, and @my-singing-monsters-fan-1023

Art by: @west-deltanoon
Song and Writing by: @puppet-pipline-2001
@my-singing-monsters-fan-1023 did NOTHING. He's so LAZY.

[PIPEJAM 3] Spam.TXT, Would You Like To Game? - [Deltarune: The 3Same Puppet]

This is the "11091215" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet".

I'm not going to write anything here. Ever.

JUST KIDDING

Place: The grand hall of an old mansion, room decorated with ornate windows, decorated in stained glass with holy symbols. TINTON kneels in the center of the room, hands folded together, eyes shut.

TINTON
OH LOOORD. OH LOORDIE LORDIE LORD. OF ALL THATSS'S ONEHOLY.......

TINTON
TO YOU I GIVE BLESSING OF MY HEALTH. BLESSING MY EXPERIENCES. BLESSING OF GOLD! RICHES! LIFDOFF ALL DEFENSES! FOR YOU! YOU! YOU! LET NO ATTACKS DOMINATE MY IMPENETRABLE SPIRIT, TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL!

(TINTON unfolds his hands. Lights dim, KILO enters.)

* Vision impared... Wonderful.

TINTON
OH. DFGKJGSDAJKLFSDAGJHKSGDAJ A new face. How interesting.

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AU by shadow squidward money gang but replace JAL with @its_versus
song by @ziyproject
Pipeham

[PIP3JAM] ACT ONE -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the note v1 replacement. Stop looking at me like that.

*You hear a gunshot.
*Suddenly, a bullet narrowly flies by your ear.
*Just out of curiosity, you decide to search for where it went.
*There is a radio and a little paper at the location of the bullet’s landing.
*The paper seems to be some kind of schedule.
*As you connect to the frequency stated by today's date and exact time, it begins to create a strange noise.
*…And what's that? You hear synthesized voice broadcasting digits.
*How convenient, the paper also has a way to translate them.
*What a lucky day for you! 

12.603 MHz
-Hello.
-I am interested in your "revolution".
-If you are in need of an ally, come back here in an hour.
-It’s for a price, of course.








I've heard these days explosivs can do music and those rus that are false are capable of wriring gramatically correct texts...

Numbers stantion [Pipejam the third]

" WaAAZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPP ! 1 ! "
" it's me spAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTTIIIIN the [XXXX]!!!!! "
"aka [...]the worst, biggest piece of CRAP, the world has EVER SEEN. sales BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! "
" in ALLAT "
" say wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttt?!?!? "
" Is that a LIGHTNER???? "
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Playlist: https://soundcloud.com/azuredude/sets/the-other-puppet-groundhog-day

[PIIIPEJAM] WaAAZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPP ! 1 !

" ThaT look on yo bum FACE"
" It' S SCREAMing tht you want __________ bepis. "
" you want  it? it's your s mY BIGGEST DISFIGURED MONSTER OF THE YEAR award "
" AS long as you have enoUGH  l a d o s  _  f o  _   n e m o n y"
" th E LAST one spells OUt loads of MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY _______ bee the way., "
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Playlist: soundcloud.com/azuredude/sets/the-other-puppet-groundhog-day
art by @dynamo_ngl

[PIIIPEJAM] Spaahtin the [XXXX]

This is the Scuzzler Rebel Of Law replacement.

*You see a strange figure standing at the scheduled location.
*They look pretty dangerous.
*You hope it’s the right person.

7.755 MHz
-So, you’ve arrived...
-Good.
-Lead the way.

*They don't seem very talkative...

Music by https://soundcloud.com/bucks1228
Voice by https://soundcloud.com/gvain-zombie
Art by https://soundcloud.com/maksim-shelomov
"Writing" by me... revised by https://soundcloud.com/bucks1228 !

Killuh, out of law's sight [Pipejam the third]

This is the "Kilo, Onto It All" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamtin --> Kilo au that emerges from the ashes of a long dead  Scuzzler --> Kilo au that prematurely wiggled its way out of a Cris --> Spamtin AU that branches from a Spamton --> Cris AU that stems from a Kris --> Spamton AU that branches from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!

TINTON
What a surprise to see you here, my dearest former friend in the dark arts.

* Log #483882, shouty lifeform seems to have changed personality swiftly. Appears to be implanted with false memories. Scanning for brain parasites promptly.

(A buzzer is heard from KILO’S scanner.)

* It would appear I have confirmed the lifeform to simply be of below average intelligence, rather than afflicted with serious illness. Initiating assertive dialogue.
* Friend? We have never met.

TINTON
Ritchton. You took everything from me! In my hour of need, where were you? You play the part of a traitor.

* Ignoring your incoherent babble, not in my schedule. I would like to ask you some questions. Please state your name and business in this facility. 

TINTON
You know my name well, Ritchton. I hope you fair better in the afterlife. MIL TRANĈOJ!

* Initiating controlled shock. If specimen is of baseline composition, will be paralyzed momentarily.

(TINTON falls to the floor.)

TINTON
OW YOU STOP DOING THAT NO NO NO THIS IS ALL WRONG. JKLSHGSFLKAKJHLGKJLKJSFD GRTRAAAAHHHHHHH.., LORD APPRAISE ME NOT FORGIVE FOR WHAT I ABOUT DO. WSH U WERE HERE ❤️

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AU by shadow squidward money gang but replace JAL with @its_versus
song by @its_versus
Pipeham
https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/deltarune-the-not-same-puppet-kilo-onto-it-all-1

[PIP3JAM] ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE, As performed by TINTON -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the "> NO BUDDYS KNOW BUDDY"S no bUDDYS KNOW BUD I" hAD THE GA" and the "♪500 CUT THE SPIELCUT THE SPIELvvv" and the "<Kriskross> i need a deal" and the "== > YO BUGGY, YO BUGGY, YO BUGGY, YO BUGGY, YO BU" and the "🖱️(A) Here's my deal! (B) MY DEAL IS NEAR.. (C) heeere comes my deal" and the "Ooh Spameh! You Know I'm Here? I Guess It's Time For" and the "I'M- I'MIM IM! IM im IM! T-T!" and the "Hey Spammy, Don't play no games? Don't worry I'll" and the "BUY PUDDING B UY PUDD ING PLEAZE" and the "HEY SPAMMY WANT SOME GAMES THATS ME GAMES CYST THATS ME" and the "HERE IN THIS STATION, LEFT TO" and the "Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's" and the "anyway oh shit what the hell, diamonds!! is that an ancient city… oh thats" and the "ohhh i'm pissing everywhere" and the "monster genocide" and the "Ay Spanson, look at me! It's me Kis" and the "i'm a" and the "COME ON CAPN, WE GOT A" and the "GO TO HELL MR.-" replacement for our Pipejam AU, "Deltarune: The Three-Same Puppet". Think about it, This is THE canon mainline 3same, everything about it just works!
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➚ (Right Click) 📋(Paste) i'm gonna kill you now

- what if you killed yourself instead

➚ (Right Click) 📋(Paste) okay

- what the fuck

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @notrealnevereal and topanon
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @zinc and @chomps-lmao
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @therealmaz, and @g1llant
The Same Same Other Puppets (Oh boy here we go) @zootyplex, @jackurus, @Jart-ist, @therealmaz, @16bitsam1, @zootyplex (again), @cambutcooler, @plabet, @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, @its_versus, @twomoroa19x2, @t3mp_er @jar4everr, @lostkiddo, @grassdemon, @user-944327418, @west-deltanoon (THEY'RE A DOUBLE DIPPER I SAW THEM), @user-944327418, @buttinforme-runderscore, @mario08302, @hehheyakid and @zootyplex (again AGAIN) (i'm too lazy to add the new people i forgot just look it up)
The 3same Puppet by @puppet-pipline-2001, @west-deltanoon, and @my-singing-monsters-fan-1023

Art by: @west-deltanoon
Song and Writing by: @puppet-pipline-2001
@my-singing-monsters-fan-1023 was moral support thank you so much ❤️

[PIPEJAM 3] IT'S A SHAME IT'S A SHAME IT'S A SHAME IT'S A SH - [Deltarune: The 3Same Puppet]

This is the “Greetings, pal!” replacement for our glamorous, well-known AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet”. You can think about it if you wanna…
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sure is boring around here…

waiting for class to start…

wait, what's that? is the teacher finally here?

L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟

▶️Oh, good grief! I am late!

▶️On the first day of class no less!

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song by: @sinholderangles
thumbnail by: @cambutcooler and @sillierfish
Lyrics by: what lyrics
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/channel/UCuRSrMlty6BxDbQDZsboCNw)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @epik-bruh, @jalapino-colada, @plabet and @ziyproject 
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @bluestofallshrooms

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by us (4 musicians)!
Pipejam by NEO Puppet Pipeline

(pipejam) Welcome, student! - [Deltarune: The 5same Puppet]

[THIS IS NOT CANON ITS A SHITPOST FOR PIPEJAM !!]

This is the "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A," replacement for my AU, "Breaking Bad". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Walter White takes the role of Spamton!

the vocals are ai because i dont feel like searching trough hours of episodes to get a clip of walter saying prostitute

[PIP3JAM] HEY PROSTITUTE,

Thisisthe "here we go" replacement for our au "Corny Kawaii Puppet" ermmm yeah i forgor to make a description for this one
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In a stinking city with the smell of modernity you hear

Krurpsie: DUD

Krurpsie: IT'S RAINING TACOS #LOL
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song by @t3mp_er
sigma pennywise by: maz and zed iirc
thumbnails: me

[PIP3JAM] IT'S RAININ TACOS - Corny Kawaii Puppet

This is my "KILO 2: RETURN OF KILO" replacement for my new AU "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet"
Think about it! Spamtin's NYCTBA was based on a V2 of a Cris song, therefore would it not make sense to do the same for a swap of Kilo?

dialogue: 
TINTON
Well you fell for my trap, person to which I am not familiar with the name of. FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HWHAHAD ALL YOU PATHETIC CRETIN FATES R THE SAME AND... WHATNOT.. AGSJSGJDASGDASGDA;JKL;JKLSGDA IN GOODNAME O’ EVIL DARK LORD ((DEARLY MISSED) YOU'RE'RE DEAD.

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Thumbnail by Manhands on Steam
song by @ziyproject


[PIP3JAM] TINTON 3: AND KNUCKLES -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the “Kredd L.O.I - Lack of Information” replacement for our glamorous, well-known AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet”. The au where pipeline darling Kredd LOI goes to college!
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L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟

▶️Hello, class! Sorry for the wait!

▶️I hope you are all excited for a big day of learning!

(oh golly, this is going to be so boring…)

L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟

▶️Oh I was just reminded that we have a new student in class today!

▶️Everyone give a warm welcome your new classmate, Kredd Lloyd!

(ooooooough whyyyyyy)

hi everyone

L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟

▶️Now let us begin with some simple questions…

▶️Lloyd, could you come up to the board please?

(please no)
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song by: @danissimovn
thumbnail by: @cambutcooler and @sillierfish
Lyrics by: Moonbase Alpha
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/channel/UCuRSrMlty6BxDbQDZsboCNw)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @epik-bruh, @jalapino-colada, @plabet and @ziyproject 
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @bluestofallshrooms

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by us (4 musicians)!

Pipejam by NEO Puppet Pipeline

(pipejam) Kawa I.E. - Instructions Educator - [Deltarune: The 5same Puppet]

senok made the dialtone btw everybody say thanks senok

Pipejam 3

GANG WEED