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Battred Clues

The Spies of Zeus were an idisoyncratic band from South Prague, Ohio, famous for not quite sounding like a few other famous bands. Fans of their particular blend of health-goth disco (or fans of blends of any kind) would do well to explore that inclination.

"The influence of The Spies is subtle, but pervasive..." –– Kylex Mire, bassist, https://soundcloud.com/camadoon

muzik: https://soundcloud.com/mynameisharry
vox: https://www.instagram.com/cymruthewriter/

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THE SPIES OF ZEUS
ARE EVERYWHERE
THOUGH NONE CAN SEE THEM

'Desfixiateur' by The Spies of Zeus

promo track for "Chanson Complètes" by James Frances (née Francis)
avail here:https://samsonandpress.bandcamp.com/album/chansons-compl-tes
riso zine (gold/fluo pink/yellow) there as well.

amazing beats by the swiss homie par excellénce, The Oscilloscope
https://soundcloud.com/the-oscilloscope
https://gate.sc/?url=https%3A%2F%2Ftheoscilloscope.ch%2F&token=195fa1-1-1668537262002

Quel était son nom, honnêtement?

8x8" Risograph Zine printed on HQ Blue Butcher Paper avail here:
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and here:
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The Conditioner is most probably Bernhard Zeller, member #87978234 of the United Plumbers & Pipetapers Union (although he would never admit it).  Luminaries such as Lazar Prettymountain and Okrah Wingsneeze have touted Zeller (or whomever it really is) for changing the ambient music game, and credit him (or her or them) as making HVAC units more musically accesible.

"The Condish gave me the confidence to pursue my own passion."
								––– Machine-3
								       ambient/industrial producer

**beats for promo track courtesy of@https://soundcloud.com/electric-alien-guy.  vox by a computer who has feelings too.**

Krakenhaus Kondiš

https://samsonandpress.bandcamp.com/merch/nightsurfing-camado-n-a-compendium-8
Camadoön is the project of the duo known in astral spheres as Christoph & Kylex. Any and all requests to speak with them via normal terrestrial communications were promptly denied; however, a representative in the 6th space informed us that: "They are the hardest working band currently in obscurity today."®

c00l beatz by ◌
https://soundcloud.com/s111y
wordz by ©®™
https://www.instagram.com/cymruthewriter/

cama — caribbean detective novel

Lizard Pants was an independent alternative folk band from Portland, Arizona, deemed widely responsible for the slogan "Keep Portland Hot & Dry".  They are one of those bands you've never heard of; then one day you're watching a documentary on Neckflicks and all of the most famous musicians in the world cite Lizard Pants as their greatest influence.

very grateful to work with lee ; been a fan for a long time
https://soundcloud.com/leeboiacid
cop the zine:https://samsonandpress.bandcamp.com/album/we-were-sad-but-we-never-became-popular
or here: https://www.samsonandpress.com

zine tunes

lee — Celestial (w/roboVox)

We did it, y'all.  We got TITCH!
Find yer favourite subway poster and defile it with all your love... in the future.™

Septon & Galacius V is the brainchild of Ray Jarvis & friends, an homage to another brainchild of Jeremy Quiz-Starkton, who was himself just a child (presumably with a good brain and a solid imagination). Their music is more popular in the 22nd centuy, but still finds listeners today.

https://samsonandpress.bandcamp.com/merch/septon-galacius-v-post-chilatinous-glacier-claws-accd-9

Titch Thomas — slowglock

Zine/track avail here: https://samsonandpress.bandcamp.com/album/chores-errands

A Compendium of Classic Disques (volume 3) is a collection of record reviews culled from the personal files of mysterious author, activist investor, and film director Rik Pollen. Each album under review is widely considered to be a canonical piece of music; together with Mr Pollen’s famous wit and inisght, the collection is truly a gift to the field of artistic criticism, as well as to music snobs everywhere.

Erastus Erlend is a musician and homemaker based in Frogner, Norway. He has been referred to by critics as both “the nicest guy in the world” and an “international playboy.” His music, however, is less varying, and is highly recommended as accompaniment on your favourite picnic.

“Who does this guy think he is? That’s a good question...”
––– Cymru Robertstein
author of “Silent Night High”

Dr. Crow, I Presume? — Yppah 1

This braindance compilation is a companion piece to the zine series A Compendium of Classic Disques (vol. 3). 

Available for download here: https://samsonandpress.bandcamp.com/album/a-compendium-of-classic-disques-vol-3

The artists involved are a veritable Avenger Squad of world-class talent that we at Samson & Press are so fortunate to be able to work with. The album is free and any donations will be donated to charity. 

Full risograph zine series is available here: www.samsonandpress.com/bookstore 

A Compendium of Classic Disques (volume 3) is a collection of record reviews culled from the personal files of mysterious author, activist investor, and film director Rik Pollen. Each album under review is widely considered to be a canonical piece of music; together with Mr Pollen’s famous wit and inisght, the collection is truly a gift to the field of artistic criticism, as well as to music snobs everywhere. 

Review written by Rik Pollen 
Music & Words Edited by Cymru Roberts 
Album mastered by Julien Stazma at Electric Voyage Studio
Most rights reserved. ©2030 Samson & Press

A Compendium of Classic Disques (vol. 3) *Snippets*

porchtune

ohz u fink sportziz 4 wankaz izzit? goone do 1 my sun then
orig track by f1f1: https://soundcloud.com/p1nkf1re/t22-2e
this me RE mix!!

t22 2e (p1nk + blue city mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-9kyp_vu1A

oilsbeth'ss fress

A #favouriteflavour from 2018's City of Forests
gAmE tHa PiEce #peace ✌️
"Be KiNd" –– C BeeZ
cityofforests.bandcamp.com

oh yeah the aktual trac :: https://cityofforests.bandcamp.com/track/saga-of-the-glade-blade

Camadoon -- Saga Of The Glade Blade [DEMOLOL]

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