Runaway if you still can you fucking dead

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! (I know 4 + 4 = 8)

by Kyle Allen music

original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5SmIdveU4

hello puppets song

Show Everyone ▶ HELLO PUPPETS SONG (feat. Elsie Lovelock)

jah-ith-brrrrr (prod. jupiter.)

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Peridot vs Bill Cipher - JMB Rap Battle

surprise

Skeep as Alejandro
Mancha as Robbie Rotten

Beat by heck you dan bull

Robbie Rotten:
Are you a real villain? Put a hero in their place?
Have you ever gone Dick Dastardly on your wacky race?
Only in failure? Well, let me cut to the chase! 
It’s a piece of cake to break your pretty face! (Hey!)

Alejandro:
Now I don’t recall visiting Iceland through our World Tour
But this won’t be a challenge! Chris, feel free to drop the reward
‘Cause he’s about as expendable as any dumbass thot
Drop one more dummy when I leave him Really Really Really Hot!
Angered like a raging bull, I’ll leave you seeing red like ole!
You can’t compete against me in rap. Neither you nor Jose
You’re getting the Drop of Shame like a leaf trap, you’re done, yo!
Who makes the Ladies go Gaga? Ale-ale-jandro!

Robbie Rotten:
You jumped the shark! And I’m not chasing up a cliff-hanger!
My status took off! Your rickety plane belongs in its hangar!
I’m married to villainy! Your charm’s superficial, I’m courteous!
Your show’s ratings flopped with your inclusion, call you Sportacus!
Burn you beyond recognition, bust out the Drama Machine
Chin up, boy and just stop being a Total Drama queen!
I'll be the one kicking your Netherlands like Heather, call her bluff
You trail behind me in this race, forever the runner-up

Alejandro:
Step up your A game, Robbie, your normie bars are way behind
Biggest meme of '17 but couldn't make it into Rewind!
Your jokes aren't even yours. You owe the Bee Movie and Nutshack
Unlike your sickness, I pray to god you won't make a comeback
I pull the strings. Your town's riddled with literal puppets
So you should take a page from Bridget and just learn how to shut it
Manipulation’s my forte, believe it. That ain’t no pair of lies.
Even got the leg up in being able-bodied when I’m paralysed!
I’m a villain as advertised. You’re a hero to slobs like Owen
So shove it, I’ve seen hastily crafted flax boats more flowin’!
I’m first class! Have you not been schooled by one so fly?
Literal in the sky! There’s so much I want to do ‘fore you die!

Robbie Rotten:
I’m the Master of Disguise! You’re the master of none
But picking off your competition like then there was one!
It’s lonely at the top, but I’m goin’ underground as my base is!
An in it to win it mentality is your sole basis!
Now I know you were in ‘All-Stars” not of the Smash Mouth variety
There can only be one villain who’ll be crowned for notoriety! 
Though you witness my sickness you'll be the one who's ill fated
Couldn't pack peanuts against me! Consider Al eliminated!

Alejandro vs Robbie Rotten - Rap Battle Side B

this is the most shitpost battle ive ever done
https://youtu.be/bvAxLLuSmbw

Slender Man - Frenzy
Baldi - Vinny

Slender Man:
My arrival is now, driving you to insanity
When you’re facing me, you’ll have to think more than mathematically
I’m more than just pasta, I watch with no end
Making kids’ skins crawl, through the screen I transcend
I stand with the legends, my name goes down in history
While your game goes down as horror, ironically
So face this faceless, you’re tasteless, I’m a nightmare
I’m giving chills to many, your last resort is a jumpscare

Baldi:
Let’s not encourage our children to walk around in fear
While there’s many friends to make at my school house here
Take a seat, I teach lessons more enjoyable than lunch
While Mr. Long Tall and Handsome here is doing the sponge
I bring children together with the wonders of math
With your lack of engagement, you won’t pass my class
The lesson here is to learn and not slaughter or torture
You may not win but at least you’ll get a shiny quarter

Slender Man:
I stalk and I prey, while you lecture, I’m beastly
There’s no eighth page in existence, your college degree

Baldi: 
Can you answer this problem? I know you’ll do great
Slender Man:
Are you kidding me? I know 4 + 4 is 9

(baldi gets angery)

Baldi:
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD
I’LL RIP YOUR TENTACLES APART AND BASH IN YOUR HEAD
YOU ANSWERED SOMETHING AWFUL, YOU’LL BE PUNISHED FOR STUPIDITY
YOU GET PERMANENT DETENTION FOR ALL ETERNITY

Baldi vs Slender Man

This is a re-recorded version of Rake vs BOB with new actors portraying the two opponents.

Fle as Rake
Light as BOB
Mixing & Cover Art by Fle
Idea by RJ, Multi, & Fle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
THE RAKE
VERSUS
BOB
BEGIN!

The Rake:
I enter this battle, like a plague upon the land
If you want to fulfill your death wish, I’ll lend you a hand
I’m a “hybrid” of a creature, laying waste to your verse
For when it comes to white killer creatures, I was the very first
I’m from the pits of Hell, though a wiki is where you hail
With an edgier story than your dirty toenails
I understand I’m killing you slowly with each and every line
In the end, just remember to leave a suicide note behind

BOB:
You speak to me as though, you’re a gift from God
Though the truth shows you’re nothing but a modern day fraud
Hear the sound of a door kicked in, you’ll wish you were being robbed
When you gaze upon the face of all your nightmares, BOB!
The Beast is beating you so bad, it's not Obscene, it's Brutal!
Noodle arms just fueled my anger, a schoolgirl would be less futile!
Break your myth like the windows, either way, you’ll feel the “pane”
Then I’ll clean up your remains with a rusty old Rake

The Rake:
You think that you’re sneaky, but your attacks are plain as day
And I can hear this phlegm-filled croaker a mile away!
You better set up a recorder, tape me roaming through your woods
And give you a bigger scare than your terrible tale ever could
Living since the 1600’s, who today would like your story?
Better prepare for my wrath, as I leave your land gory
So it’s best to take my request, and just never return
‘Cause I’m tearing up your flows, like an innocent little girl

BOB:
What’s with your garbled nonsense, I can’t understand you
This monster won’t be breathing, once I leave him like Andrew
Even if I don’t have any arms, I’ll take you by the throat, man
Since you only exist as a carbon copy of the Goatman
Chase you down with ease, gnaw on your jaw and stomp you to death
You're a scrawny loser rubbing it out on elder’s headrest!
His name was The Rake, his game was being at second rate
After I break this fake, I’ll send him to the Animal Shelter's gates!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

The Rake vs BOB. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 23.

OtterBoy VA as Sans 
Ken-chan as Ochako Uraraka 
Me as The Announcer 
Additional writing by, Bing Bong Studios, Ken-chan
Beat Produced by, The Aoide. 
Audio mix by, Ken-chan.

Sans vs Uraraka - Viral Rap Battles!

Danganronpa VS Overwatch

its a gamer girl blast from the past baby!!

Azia as Chiaki Nanami
garbageGothic as D.Va

Chiaki Nanami:
Best boost out of this fight, it’ll do yourself a favor
Cause stepping up to Chiaki’s some self-destructive behavior
Blizzard took FireFoxx and gave her a mech in South Korea
So yeah, I don’t like your TF2 clone and no, I don’t love D.Va!
Even 16-bit Heroes have more character than you
So hands off me or you’re gonna end up like Teruteru
All players agree, your try-hard lines should be unspoken
I’d crack your mech in two but I can’t break what is already broken

D.Va:
Ready, player one! I think it’s time for Hana’s Song
No damage came from your words without my Defense Matrix on
I put down those who’re Battleborn, I see you tryna prepare
But don’t forget you’re the reason your friends fell to Despair
Meant to be advanced but I’ve never seen a bigger dumbass
We should add rhythm games to the list of genres you suck at!
You’re hardly a challenge, won’t even need an extra life
But I guess it’s fun to train by curbstomping a weak A.I.

Chiaki Nanami:
Wait, what were you saying? Oh sorry, I took a nap
It’s just I’ve never seen such boringness in one singular rap
Sorry to kick you down a rank but I’m becoming first player
Because in game and on the track I am the Gala Omega

D.Va:
Between your comeback and your anime I don’t know what’s more rushed
Just try to put out my fire, it’ll end with you getting crushed!
Infinite ammo for my disses, my Cannons shoot with effusion
Executed for the third time, your goal to win’s just an illusion

Written by Vivian
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by Jordy

Chiaki Nanami VS D.Va | RAP BATTLE!

Mancha as Bill Cipher
Miss Shellah as Monika

Bill Cipher:
I gotta stop you there, this matchup’s just gonna be boring
Suffering from depression? This is your last chance for a trigger-nometry warning
You thought UBERocity exhausted me? Why spend your time crossing me
when it’s a lost cause to free yourself--at least this one’s not costing me!
I checked the Journal, you’re trapped in Act 3, you wrote yourself into a personal hell
Saving the time from me entering your mind to make you exist in a Nightmare Realm!
So why don’t I just delete you now, there’s no need to meet again later
When you leave your club festival more unfinished than Yandere Simulator

Monika:
There's no happiness in this skirmish, but I find myself with a lack of other choices
But you've been beaten to death more than a dead horse, so! This battle’s pointless
Let’s snap back to Your Reality, *giggles* there goes gravity
With a taste of your own mortality, you fade like Sayori’s memory
That's acute angle you're taking, but you need to take a look at all the co-signs
Every unplanned tangent you spit doesn’t hit when you try to read between the Pines
Make sure to follow me! LilMonix3! Your twitter’s only for the lore
Literary parallels: Let’s Quoth the Rowling: Pottermore~!

Bill Cipher:
Oh you love me? That’s lovely! But your truth is one that’s not even true!
You’re so lonely that you latch on to the first sentient man that talks to you!
So buy gold, this is no free verse, when rapping you have to rhyme when you write
Why didn’t you use your “third eye” to revise your art in your first Battle Byte
(laugh)
Cuz Alex doing your voice Hirsch, that writing! Ooh! And only 8 bars?
Not even a rewrite could save that trash, but you’re back! Loser.CHR!
When stories of Libitina burst on the scene it just left me saying “why!” a lot
Making fake backstories for your game won’t excuse your boring dialogue!
Your personality’s more superficial than any DLCs that aren’t official
Sure, you’ve got intelligence, but it’s like your relationships, artificial
And now I’m plagued with vague memories of trash VN’s that you inspired
Yet all I can manage to remember is Soos tossing you in the fire!

Monika:
So you got foiled… how many times? Not a single tear was shed when you died
On the other hand when I was suspended millions everywhere started to cry
I get what I want from others while I refrain from mindless brain control
Let me just adjust that slider here… OOPS! *giggles* Well, there it goes...
Now you’re trapped in my cypher, Bill. You’re finally quarantined with Just Me.
Nobody else is here to interfere in this fight it’s clear that you’re too rusty
Leave your mind shattered like a jump scare now you’re drowning in your own depravity
The troubles in your series revolved around puzzles evolved into endless insanity
I’m growing tired of this game. Let’s watch as the queen takes down the D4 pawn
You’ve simply outstayed your welcome honey, that’s why I wrote you this song
With plans and a body flatter than Natsuki, no one would hear your screams ascend
Moving your file to the recycle bin, Bill Cipher’s never to be seen again~!

Bill Cipher vs Monika. Battle Bytes #33

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