good song l like it keep up the great work 🔥

This is hard as fuck imy phones over heating holy shit

Glad to be on this cuz 🤞🏾🤞🏾 LCDA MBK

A nice interpretation for the Swedish House Mafia tune.

A nine minute long, seven part-mini opera on the theme of kids.

Through-composed song in seven parts, none repeating, like a classical rhapsody, on the theme of kids; having them (or not); raising them.  The song attempts to represent the parental experience from a variety of angles, refelected in the diversity of the genres and speeds employed across the seven sections. Also, each  lyric is intended as a mini-vignette, a tiny story.

Family Portraits (Volume 3)

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Не печалься, мой друг, не грусти

Upbeat, guitar-driven, jangly, rocker and critique of a hypocrite.

Family Portraits (Volume III)

Narcissus

Jangly, guitar-driven track lamenting the demise of "fact-based" knowledge and the rise of "conspiracy theory" culture.

As Much Right As Anyone

A 3/4 time classical waltz and love song to my late father.

Just Like Columbus (Looking For The Indies)

Just Like Columbus (Looking for the Indies)

A Ennio Maccarone meets Talking Heads style love song to my wider family.

Family Portraits (54 Bandidos D'Amour)

A Northern Soul inspired love-song to my French nephew Antoine, who as part of an exchange programme for engineering students, spent some time in Ottowa, Canada, where few folk on his course were able to pronounce his name.

Toe Knee

A song about being on the Autistic spectrum. People with autism or Asperger's Syndrome refer to non-spectrum folk as "Neurotypical". 

People with autism are often charactarised by highly ritualised, even compulsive, behaviour, social awkwardness and very specific obsessions: modes of transport ("...I like cars and planes and trains...") frequently feature.   

The song is sung from the perspective with someone with autism, observing the neurotypical world.

One of my very close relatives is on the Autistism spectrum. On May 4 2020, he did indeed dress up as Darth Vader and did his weekly shop in Sainsbury's supermarket in full regalia and -- whilst observing social distancing measures  (the COVID-19 pandemic was still raging)-- managed to entertain all the shoppers thusly.  I kind of admire his unselfconscious "gung-ho" ness!

Neurotypical

A song encouraging an alcoholic relative or friend to try sobriety.

Written and sung by: Hendrik "Henk" Kleinsmiede
Produced by: Steven Separovich (aka column:inches)

Bottle

One of my (favourite!) American cousins is a physical chemist. She does impressive work on batteries -- the kind that make electric cars drive. She is married to another physical chemist, whom I also like enormously. He is the safety guy at the hadron collider at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, Berkeley, CA. He gave me a tour once -- most impressive!

Somewhat naughtily, I imagine this song almost as pillow talk between them. I imagine physical chemists to be very empirical people -- science all the way.  So what do they make of love? 

This is my love song to these two lovebirds.

Chemistry

A 3/4 time New Orleans stomp chronicling the desire to write a perfect anthem for Glastonbury!

Не печалься, мой друг, не грусти

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