Where The Bad Kids Go vs Mr. Bears Cellar

WHO WAS PHONE vs And Then A Skeleton Popped Out

Fallout 3 Numbers Station  vs Dead Bart SRB

Abandoned By Disney vs Friday Night Freddy SRB

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

Cover Art by Tom Puffs @TomPuffs

Egomanic as The Zodiac Killer
Stasious as Slenderman

YDGeon as The Announcer

Lyrics Written by Pwner

Audio Mixed by Cidisswo & Mr. Jay.

Lyrics:

CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VERSUS
SLENDERMAN
BEGIN



The Zodiac Killer:


Am I in 2011? Is this guy even relevant?
Fuck it, I'll come back to killing beats just for the hell of it.
I murder and leave in a hurry. Police scurry as I'm chilling.
Your tentacles are less scary than a Little Mermaid villain! (Oh!)
A soulless man with no personality? The suit fits
'Cause you're no horror figure! You're a corporate executive!
I cut San Fran citizens' lives like their Grim Reaper.
You stalk kids? Minecraft should have no mob from this creeper.


Slenderman:

Something Awful is coming, and I don't mean your raps.
Shoulda kept your cypher in a cipher over hearing you yap.
This recluse is set to lose when Slender Man's let loose.
You're nasty and pathetic. That's why they thought you were Ted Cruz! (Ahh!)
Slendy's the darker Slim Shady to fill with dread.
The shit you spit is garbage; keep it in that bag on your head.
You wanted slaves in your afterlife, but now I'll make you my proxy
Ripping through your body; making it an easier autopsy


The Zodiac Killer:


Go finish your Krusty Krab shift 'cause you lost this.
This octopus will flop like a fish…and his box office.
You scare with Eight Pages? I can scare with only four.
They'd never take you serious as Hugo Boss mannequin folklore!
See if you can crack my code on the serial killer box.
But I doubt you can face it from the lack of face you got!
You even stole my symbol, but you'll wish you never copied
'Cause I cooked your creepypasta with a side of calamari.
 

Slenderman:


Watch this victor surge to the top as you fall.
I grow several stories tall. Your story's got no one enthralled!
You called yourself Zodiac? You think that's dope?
It sounds like a psychotic teen girl who reads horoscopes!
You're just a bogey dick I step on like gum on my shoe.
By the time I get in your mind, there's nothing you can do.
When they finally find you, your corpse will be reeking,
So take your last scream. This is the Zodiac shrieking.


[Outro]:
WHO WON? 
WHO’S NEXT? 
YOU DECIDE

CI DISS WO 
RAP *gets shot by the Zodiac*
BA TTLES…

The Zodiac Killer vs Slenderman - Cidisswo Rap Battles

Recorded August 2024

6/12

Prod by Boston MG
Special Thanks to ToonyLoony

wow this battle is too long! heres the doc link to the lyrics!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G9yhn2qEhK__y4y2DDNPo0oHrEyz2DKYRFUJ-HOZRK4/edit

sorry for the same series matchup its like deadpool vs wolverine but with characters i care about.

soooo yeah the whole idea with this battle was that id advertise this as x23 VS ladypool as a nod towards the whole wolverine vs deadpool thing, but then gwenpool would take ladypools place as a fun fourth wall break because ive been a huge fan of gwenpool and i would literally kill someone to write a gwenpool battle, but obviously doing something that relies on a trend puts a timer on the battle and welp, the best before date has passed by a while ago.

also! shoutout to toonyloony, who was cast as x23, for chiselling and feedback. they were really pleasant to speak to and super eager to contribute, which was a massive relief for someone like me who gets very very anxious always all the time. unfortunately just being busy sorta delayed this project and i wanted to let this demo out into the wild because im sorta just incapable of finishing it haha. they rewrote a couple things to make the performance flow a lot better but since i never rerecorded those changes into he demo, none of them are in here 😶

one thing that i try to do with all my battles is have a special little gimmick that gives me a reason to listen to it again and this battles gimmick is that gwenpool does the fourth wall breaks and x23 does the fight section of the battle. i really like using gwenpool fourth wall breaks to like, tell the listener to loop the battle or to call out random meta shit, and im proud with how i organized the fight section which hopefully made sense. 

if i were to change anything itd prolly just be writing laura better. especially w better punchlines, i was attached to a couple of ideas that, in execution, didn’t really work out the way i thought. but oh well! hindsight is 20/20.

Gwenpool VS X-23 - 12 Bars of Dissmas #6

UC Song 8 - COMMUNICATIONS  Clevelands group Vs T O M.

Leo Barqui as Billy the Kid (Audio)
TaigaTonic as Billy the Kid (Video)

TaigaTonic as Ponyboy Curtis 

Written by: TaigaTonic, Dilly!, and Swoldow
Mixed by: Sir Rap Battles
Beat by 2Deep
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Shimario, and RaccoonBroVA

Billy the Kid:
Take two steps in the west and you’re already dead, kid.
'Cuz what’s a lowly novel to a criminal legend?
I whip out my pistol and kill corrupt cops in seconds
I'm a symbol of justice, but what are you representing?

Made by a student in high school who saw my life, got a lightbulb
And said “I’m gonna write!”, stole off this icon of time so
Wanna start a fight? Show me how strong’s your strike, go
And best grab that knife fo’ ya reach the end of the line Pone

You can't protect yourself from danger, or your friends for that matter
While if someone kills my men then I shoot that bastard after
Do the Soc’s job but my flow’s don't compare to what that ass pulled
That left Johnny seeing red like he was Bob-ing for apples

You put a saddle on your crew, and now without them Pony’s worthless
Carried by so many Peewees, they should call ya Cowboy Curtis
Pop a cap in you, kill 22, then finish your gang afterwards
So rap your verse, or you’ll end up like your parents, crashed and burned.

Ponyboy Curtis:
Gambling with a Greaser? Man you gotta be kidding me
This ain't Blackjack, makin' it to 21 ain't a winning streak
Tried to say you made it big, but homeboy you ain't thinkin' straight
I ain't the one who barely made it to the legal drinking age

Cut the alias, Bonney, you barked up the wrong tree
Life went full circle to your first heist: dirty laundry
Yeah, you made a reputation, but must've been pretty embarrassed
When you pulled a Bob Marley and fuckin' shot the nearest sheriff

And “legend”’s simply too true, you only dropped like eight people
Then folded back into hiding till pop went your weasel
Look, you're history, I'll be the first to let the camera shutter
Cause ‘least my drives with TB didn't end up killing my mother

And I don't know what exactly gets you respect in your county
Cause I think robbing and murder was only ranking up your bounty
But I understand you got yourself an image to defend
So you went home to your lover to get fucked by a friend

Billy the Kid:
Why don't you zip your lips and holster it, I’m sick of your shit talk
Might as well be Lincoln County, cause I'm the king of quick draws
Can't even beat your demons, so when against my gun
You're Gone With The Wind, like everything else you’ll run from

Thinking Pony’s really golden? Then I’ll tell you what’s up
He’s just an English assignment to be forgotten next month 
I made Death Row my bitch, escaped for months and stayed in hiding
While you couldn’t escape a damn church and keep Johnny from dying 

Ponyboy Curtis:
While I fought the Soc to keep Johnny's spirit alive
You were trying to fight to save your bro and yet you still let him die
So don't talk to me about not having the balls here to fight
Cause when I go for the throat, it's a prick ‘gainst a knife

My aim’s to Stay Golden, but ones aim was your burden
Cause only one thing was certain, Tunstall getting murdered
So this time I’ll be smoking you cause William, this show is done
It's set in stone The Kid’s only known for not growing up

Billy the Kid vs Ponyboy Curtis (The Outsiders) - Rap Battle! (Ft. Leo Barqui)

Vladimyr P. as The Skin Taker
Mr. Jay as Leatherface

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE SKIN TAKER
AGAINST
LEATHERFACE…

The Skin Taker:
This Laughingstock for the Audience is dismal not fearsome
So you have to take a step inside of my Abysmal Kingdom
Where I’ll spill the tea about how you will Yee your last Haw
When I start to grind your hide apart you’ll get caught on my Lock-Jaw
You made your home out of bones? Your foundation’s what I’ll break;
When the only screams in your theaters are people groaning at your remake
I’m bad to the bone when I’m defacing this disgrace
But not even necromancy magic could ever revive your dead fanbase!
You’re too childish for static; as a host I’m better suited
There’s no difference between you and Texas; simply cuz you’re stupid!
I’m glad you hide your freakish face but it’s sad your mother doesn’t love it
Tell me how I’m the buried treasure when your film has a higher budget?!

Leatherface:
That was Horrible, Horace, now I’ll bring this cove to light
You may think you’re on a grind but I’m pullin strings tonight
Doubt this dollar store skeletor could take a cribbed dark twist
Since you’re just a shitty Horror Story that doesn’t exist!
Odd you think you’re realistic when you’re a skeleton, raw!
Who got big glass eyes and a bigger glass jaw
Which I’ll shatter, serving platters; dishing pain I bring to all
because this hella burnt pasta’s the only thing I never chain-saw
Dig my teeth in to Paint Mary Red and now your boat is steamin’
With a verse screamin’ like static; seems your show’s needin’ a freezin’
Then you’re makers made mistakes that sunk you like a boat
Your Candle’s flame has gone extinct, best leave a suicide note…

The Skin Taker:
Yarr!
You’ll walk the plank since your films sank deep in the ocean
I ride the waves when flowin’ you can’t even show emotion!
I cause fright upon the viewer with my glass eyes and it’s clear;
When I appear near you’ll learn you can’t kill this corpse out of fear!
You cannot overtake a Taker when Pirate Percy is braver
No flesh, but you’ll meet your maker, and that is not in yar favor!
I’d turn a blind eye.. but I’m destined to take what’s mine
so when my jaw moves side to side your skin HAS TO GO INSIDE

Leatherface:
I’m a head chef if you let me cook, you will submerse; should’ve rehearsed
Now the spooky scary skeleton puppet’s the one I will coerce
I’ll string ya to the win so you’re One Year Closer to it
But then when This Rubber Fish flops; you’re another discarded misfit
Your ship-wreck of a verse is one of many that occured
It’s like you had your bars on re-run and your TV flow got massacred!
You finna Jedidiah-gain because you’re barely eerie
Your Channel’s a Zero out of Ten so now there’s no fictional series!

The Skin Taker:
Ye mentally impaired so this isn’t even fair…
But prepare to get scared then be left silent like dead air

Leatherface:
I fret that this marionette’s distasteful like my sets
So flow cremates brittle bones till you’re burnt out like the butt of a cigarette
I dictate with my lack of dictation; my words cause a calamity
that roasted a fucking bonemeal that Imma feast on with my family!

The Skin Taker:
That wordstock’s an Abysmal Thing couldn’t chain rhymes to spark fling fire
Now owning you’s only appealing when you’re added to my attire…

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Written by: Vladimyr P.
Additional Writing Help by: Trakked, Freshy Kanal, and Brodecai
Beat Producer: Anywaywell


The Skin Taker vs Leatherface. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. Mr. Jay)

https://www.youtube.com/@UniversalCollision-

Uniersal Collision C1S4 - Familicide - Cleveland and Jerome vs THE BROWNS

WARNING: This battle contains substance reference, as well as strong profanity. Listen at your own risk.

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today, two ADHD vs Autism mentalities clash, with the rapper famous for the Wednesday saga of albums, Chris Webby, against… The Autism Creature? Look I couldn’t think of anything better, I had another TBH matchup but it just didn’t feel right. Uhhh, who will win? Will Christian come out as the highest in the room (that’s his song right)? Will TBH wow the audience? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Zander as Chris Webby (audio)
Ego as Chris Webby (video)

Kurobane Azia as TBH

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Clinstrumentals
Mixed by jort
Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Cover-art by JotaSeis
Special thanks to PotFork

Alright, I think that’s it; stay tuned for the next installment of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

Chris Webby vs The Autism Creature - Rap Battle!


GamingPlush64 as Mr. Bear
Snakebite126 as Sammy Lawrence
Beat produced by DumbChild
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Shimario
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syphonstick and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Mr. Bear:
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. My name's Mr. Bear.
You're on the air, so there's no need to be scared
I can see you need some release from that awful machine
So go and call the number on the bottom of the screen
Or you could write a letter… I think that'd be better.
Follow the address and leave it right inside my cellar.
I bet you don't remember the last time you've had a friend
So when this comes to an end, you can stay with me forever.

Sammy Lawrence: as
Shhh… rest your head, little sheep
For the time has arrived for your teacher to speak
You fell off the air ‘cause you fell in too deep
Whether alive or dead, soon you shall be asleep
You're tasteless, like Soup and Spoon with no bacon
And your heart is as dark as your basement
So face it. Praise be, and we shall receive
His blessings, my friend, it is time to believe…

Mr. Bear:
You want to be a foe cuz you don't know love
I'll crush this motherfucker up with 100 fuzzy hugs
While you count your sheep, I see to it that you have sweet dreams
Stab you with a pen because I wanna watch the ink bleed…
This composer lost his composure, he's aimless
Used to be an icon for entertainment 
Now you're so one-note no matter how you frame it,
So I'll cut you up with scissors cuz I'm feeling pretty dangerous
I've talked with the fallen angel.
False prophets shall not assault the faithful
And you crawl your way through all confrontation that faces you
You're just another pawn to break through so
I think it's time to silence this. I'll have you crying inside of my fire pit
I'll light it, now you're dying like a bitch
You were reliant on a glimpse of light, just like the kids
‘Til the demon showed you violence cuz you were riding on his dick

Sammy Lawrence:
You can’t kill what is sanctified
Your sins have piled up in your painful life
No praying can save you from my savior’s bite
You want to Paint With Your Soul but you're wasting my time
You're wasted potential. 
You could have been great, but Satan even thinks you've gone soft
Face the music, great retribution
Shall fall upon the follower of a false god
You had luck with your public broadcast 
‘Til the viewers learned the true nature of this fraud fast
You conned the kids to visit, giving them your contact
So I'll rid you from this prison at long last
You've had your fun, but now it's time to stay in silence
I'd take you to a greater plane, but you weren't invited
Not a single soul will enter your place again
Now.. Can I get an amen?


Mr. Bear vs Sammy Lawrence - Rap Cypher #53

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

Daffy Duck vs. Duck Hunt

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

The Skin Taker vs Leatherface. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. Mr. Jay)

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