Herobrine (Minecraft Creepypasta) vs. Green Steve (Minecraft Creepypasta)

Season of The Witch more like Season of The Bitch

love this battle but its "sah-wyn" not "sam-hain" :pensive:

Sorry to brake it to u guys but Michael Myers doesnt talk

Dear Vladimyr, This is your father. You're mother and I both agreed we want you out of the house by next weekend XOXOXO Love you sugar babe :)

battles im in ;)

King Palm

11 25

Ice (Exo Feat. Kan3)

Beat by AllRounda
Luis as BMW
Boris as Mercedes-Benz
Lyrics:
VEHICULAR RAP BATTLE

BMW

VS

MERCEDESE-BENZ

3,2,1 GO!

BMW:00:20

It’s time to get my engine ready for this lyrical pounding

At the end of this battle in my flows you’ll be drowning

Founded 1913 and I’m still going strong

You should just get thrown in the dumpster, that's were ya belong

I'm the better brand who will knock out of this lyricel race

I’ll supercharge my turbo and shoot flames all over your face

Your'e losing this face off, why don’t you just quit?

'Cause at the car dealer I'm the one that everyone picks

Mercedese 00:40

No wonder they pick you first, your cars are cheaper than your rhymes

Compared to you I'm the one who stands the test of time

I get costomers faster than your cars do laps

and not to mention your cars are only driven by arogant doughbags

I'll make you feel blue like half the colours of you logo

I bet your suspension setup is the same as a pogo

I guess you're just to slow, better pick up the pase

I'm the winner here, looks like you're coming in second place

BMW 01:00

Ha, you make me laugh,your rhymes are weaker than your tires

It's a fact, i'm the model that everyone desires

after my lyrical assault your engine will be melting

You're even worse than the Prius, now ain't that embarresing

Mercedese-Benz:1:10

Over many centuries I've been creating quality vehicles

After seeing your drivers what makes you think that you're supirior?

I'm the best here, end of race, it's time for you to retire

You're starteled,ha ,I guess I blew out your tires.

outro:1:22

Who came first?

You decide!

VEHICILER RAP BATTLE!!!!

BMW Vs Mercedes-Benz

Sole Survivor - TheVideoGameGuy 95

The Hero Of Brightwall - F00PZ

Lyrics Written By - Nath

Beat Produced By - Kustom

Audio Mixed By - ItsDangerguy3MC

Cover Art Made By - Eduar

LYRICS
Sole Survivor - 
Coming straight from vault 111, with a 10mm in hand
I’m the fiercest man you’ll meet in the entire wasteland
I’ll pillage all of your villages with a nuke from my fatman
To have your empire taken over, your armies must be crap man
Fighting deathclaws and asaultrons whilst you’re just killing sand furries
I roam across the commonwealth you can stay trapped in bowerstone city
I’ll wipe out your population as if you were the raiders
Good luck defending yourself, you’re weaker than a trader

The Hero Of Brightwall -
I’m a king, I overlook over scums like you all the time
Whilst you’re sleeping in a garage, all of brightwall is mine
Mixing my spells together, watch as I bend your defeat
When I’m finished, you’ll be last in your family to be deceased
Wear all the power armour you want or your institute shit
I’ll equip my swinging sword just to break straight through it
Darkness awaits for you, just like in the dankwater cavern
The wasteland must be hard, leaving all your work to companions

Sole Survivor - 
You’re not a hero, you had your whole legacy built for you
You’d be pissing in your overalls after seeing what I’ve been through
I’ll break you harder than all of the promises you made
Make you lose another life just like when you lost your best mate

The Hero Of Brightwall -
I’ll burn your dog to dogmeat with a fireball strike
When you feel my eternal wrath, there’s no way you’ll survive
There’s no turning back now, I don’t forgive or forget
I’ve by myself handled the shadow army, you’re not a threat

Sole Survivor vs The Hero Of Brightwall - Rap Battle

Need For Speed: Boris
Burnout: Luis
Forza: Skeep
Project CARS: Light
Assetto Corsa: Chao
Beat by Kustom
Written by Boris and F00Pz
Mixed by Boris
KARAOKE: http://picosong.com/aSs9/
V Lyrics V
Burnout:
Cross this off from your Speedlist, ‘cause you'll end up a Ghost Games 
I’ll leave your series Burned Out, just call me EA!
More cars, bigger map, endless possibilities
Dissing you so repeatedly, call it a Takedown Frenzy!
The one thing slower than your gameplay’s the pacing of your cutscenes
You’ll need a full bar of Nitrous to catch up to this rap machine!
You could use a Speedbreaker, but you can’t even pause!
I've broken you with my verse more than you inspire kids to break laws

NFS:
You better watch out YO! ‘Cause V-Tech kicked in YO!
No need for Nos, your burns hit slower than a Volvo
Ripping it through the Pro Streets as you blow your valves off
I’m still relevant, whereas all you get is a Golf spinoff!
I’m on a Hot Pursuit for my win, so you better start Runnin’
When I Shift into my 6th line, I’ll leave you darker than Carbon!
Type R stands for “rap”, but I’m a Hurricane in battle 
My fame has No Limits, likewise to where I’ll leave ya, yours is Underground

Forza: 
Your grilled Carbon is cold, but I’ll spit a Blizzard Mountain
Burn Out is right, press a button and you’re slidin’
My Australian map shows the temperature of my verse,
‘cause it’s hot and grippy, while yours just spun off the course!
With more cars than GTSport, my win’s more than a Vision
No need to rewind to see your loss over the Horizon!
It’s a festival of rap and none of you are invited!
Like your lazy optimisation I’ll leave you short sighted


Project CARS:
Time for some true simulation, deserting this arcady mess
Oversteer Simulater really wants to race against the best?
Any kid can play you, to understand my physics you gotta B18
Escalading gaming standards and plow through you with it clean! 
Forza:
How could you do that when that car’s not even in your game?
Project CARS:
Well at least the cars I DO have don’t all feel the same!
You’re just wheelspin and wheelspin, but those wheelspins won’t give you shit!
Now I’ll see your loss in 3D with this VR headset.

Assetto Corsa:
Claim you cover the mechanical Criteria, yet you couldn’t be farther from reality
I got V8 bars to lower yours of quality
With those simple lines and physics, it's like you just “Turned 10”.
And you're more like Project “Crash”, what, ran out of RAM again?
The BHP I generate holds my black flag of rap
Erasing your chance of winning after I've pulled you off the track!
Cram in as many cars as you want, but you know I'm P1
This Slightly Mad battle is over, now YOU decide who won

Reference Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iA_nPuQW4oyWHWcEvARBcYzhkAw9h1zRwaLl1UUFy_0/edit?usp=sharing

Need For Speed VS Burnout - The Racing Game Royale

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

After 2 years I finally got off my ass and finished it.

Beats by 2Deep, Tristan and Kustom
Written by: Boris, Chao, Dean, Dani, IcerM, Vlad, 8_Bit_Brony,and Owen

Bomb Man: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115 - Luis
Guts Man: https://soundcloud.com/ducky808 - Light
Cut Man: https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861 - Julian
Elec Man: Me
Ice Man: https://soundcloud.com/icerm - IcerM
Fire Man: https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal - Dustin

Bomb Man: 
Prepare for a Hyper cypher because I’m, well, the Bomb
My explosions will leave all your Guts on the wall
You should date Splash Woman; you both like stealing lines from others
Bringing a lyrical explosion, much better than a measly Rolling Cutter
It’s Dangerous to Wrap against me, your existence doesn’t impress me
I spit my raps intensely, I’ve “blown” your cover, don’t test me! 
Try to best me? Just know that my arsenal’s no deduction 
You’re all about to go BOOM, so wait in line for combustion!

Guts Man:
Think you can set off fireworks with me? Well, ain't you just special!
Now I’m about to show ya, who’s the true Master of this battle
You got no Guts, Man, you blow up from just a simple spark
You may be the Bomb, but I'll throw the bombs back and leave scratch marks.
By the end of this Power Fight, you’re gonna be the one that falls
Because I have the muscles to win, breaking through you like brick walls
This is men only. Little kids don’t belong here, scram!
You’d all fail your Turing tests! What I’m saying is: you’re not a man

Cut Man:
Just Cut it out you two, now lemme demonstrate some finesse
That you clearly lack, Snip!, the lumberjack’s out of his rest
Watch me Roll and Cut one dumber than a metal tree, Timber!
Swap the bleaker for the weaker, but I’m just beggin to differ 
A boomin pshyco and a drone who’s only prowess is to toss
I’ll Slice and dice no matter what power you use to define “Boss”
I’m edgier than my cutting head so I suggest you step back
Make you both see the Light,but that’s no use against said attacks 

Elec Man:
All of you are a waste of Time, I’ll be the one to spit sparks
For to exclude me, all those verses would just be shots in the dark
but it’s best to zip it, as I’m zippin’ at speeds known to few
My en-lightning shock therapy destroys low-voltage bots like you!
I’ll knock this load of coded dominos, 6 or 8 it’s still in the fact
that you’re as bad as rock-paper-scissors when it comes to rap
Providing fuel that starts this duel, behave or I’ll properly cut you short
but if relevence is your call, then all you are is mere life support

Ice Man:
I’ll make you explode since your flow is shorter than your life span
But I won’t slip on your rhymes, because my drippings Freeze, Man!
I’ll make your disses disappear like they were the disappearing blocks
But this time you got no Magnet Beam to save you, Guts Man, you’re easy cause of your wide hitbox
I’m cold like the winter when you try to step to me
Ice Slashing you buckets of bolts, raps crystal clear like my victory 
My flows are like rubber, they stop yours dead in their tracks
So I hope you’ve Met your defeat, but unlike them your defences were no match

Fire Man:
FIRE! The flame of my disses burns strong!
Block slashes with a ring of fire, your melting won’t take long
Bringing a storm of scorching down on this exploding hyper maniac
Guts has no guts, but too much fat, prepare to have a heart attack!
Most of you aren’t even Men, you’ll get burned if you don’t quit it!
Leaving you glitches incinerated, not with my Fire Wave, but with what I spit!
Ending this with a heat wave and leave you all diminished 
This is the Mega discontinuance, only a true Man can finish.

The Robot Master Royale

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

LYRICS

Harry Warden:
Spent a long time in these mines, I can clean out your local river
Of the 80’s movie-flopping, frame-dropping, bloated killer
Voorhees? What does a swampy zombie got for me
When he’s roasted on the beat and left under broken quarries?!

Jason Voorhees:
Roasting me? Please, I’ve survived that twice already
It’ll be easy leaving your worthless life as dead meat with my machete!
Murdered many minors, a miner wouldn’t be far off
So which one of your personalities will I leave a mark on?
Slander slashers with your slapstick like it’s what you’ll premiere on?
But looking at the winners circle- Harry's not here Tom.
Erupting methane levels as if you’re trying to rock me
Take my mask, I know Canadian’s love their hockey
Think I’m sloppy? A Halloween copy’s what they offer me?
Like sticks and stones, I’ll smash Harry’s brittle bones like they’re Potter-y

Harry Warden:
Gave me a mediocre performance, like your talents, right?
I think someone’s just mad that they never got a Valentine!
The raps you spit are more deformed than your face, Jason
Your whole series should’ve been left on that space station!
Samara Morgan’s brother acting like he’ll murder me
But one shot of water and mommy’s all that he’s murmuring!

Jason Voorhees:
Talk like you’re from the Killer Crapper, ‘cause you’re complete shit
Take your words and make like your mining friends; eat it!
I’ve turned mortals to Ash bud, you’re like my day; bad luck
And I’m dropping the Axel, 'cause your trash films don’t stand up!

Harry Warden:
You’ve dug your own grave with your sequels, the truth is;
Gratuitous nudity’s all that let your reboot live.
Since Jason went to hell, his fans had their hearts carved out
So it seems I’ll get the last laugh. Go ahead and eat your heart out!

CREDITS

Light as Jason Voorhees
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
DeegleNV as Harry Warden
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv

Beat by Hala-X
Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
Mixed by Rabi and Light
Thumbnail by JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy

Jason Voorhees vs. Harry Warden - Rap Battle

(This battle was originally going to be for Jason Carreon's series, but due to him not wanting to make battles anymore, he gave it to me to finish)

Jacob as Tim
Moby as himself
Dragonex as Fry
trisngar as Bender

Written by Jason Carreon 
Additional help by Lauren
Mixed by Jacob
Beat by Kustom / Flowtest by Trakked
Cover Art by Cole

Fry and Bender:
Bender, is an online class really how the future sees that?
Well, I don't think it's peaked that, it's just trash meatbag
What a lame opp, I've seen a much better BrainPop
When- Someone commits suicide? No! When the hype Train stops
I'm five years old, and I haven't learned squat yet, ain't it something?
This is an even worse cross than Star Trek.. and something
Get out of my diss range, 'fore I smoke this odd nerd
Really think you spit flames? Let me laugh even harder

Tim and Moby: 
Dear Tim and Moby, "Can you diss mouths that run like a faucet?"
Good question, but first, they should both come out of the closet
Romophobia? Drop it, your act isn't convincing
Got a-Head and in addition, you fell, just like Nixon
[Beep] Moby, they portrayed the future, but who knows
It's ironic, when The Simpsons could better do so
These two know radio soda, and cigars aren't define?
Well, audience, a prime example of what happens to your mind

Fry and Bender:
No emotion on that track? I thought what the bot said was funny
At least we don't have districts like; "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
Your fan-fics were really gross, and we'll watch your 'base spike when
You bite our shiny metal ass But you'd probably like it. (Heh!)

Tim and Moby:
You jumped the gun like this is the second dimension
Sci-Fi makes me sigh fine, but shew horning in lessons?
Get your feet out of the freezer, this small Fry's delirious
Brother stealing dreams, or? Life was always Mysterious
Run to your 'clops friend, sewers are dark with no light
Paved the way like your dog pet, all bark and no bite
Take notes for this Delivery, you fell victim to time, "man"
Just look at you, the 1990's wants their Fry back! [Beep]

Fry and Bender vs. Tim and Moby | Rap Battle

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vOVfVYHMzKE

AdamUBER as Pyramid Head
Vladimyr P. as Siren Head

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
PYRAMID HEAD
AGAINST
SIREN HEAD
BEGIN

Pyramid Head (0:22):
Your siren’s are not alarming but you’ll be the one I’m harming
A need for wins; I’m starving, Rule34? How charming.
The rates will make you faint as the views are in your plaint
No ones dawned upon this Siren Head who was drawn in MS Paint
Any dimension I’ll win, washing away at your sins
I’d get the recorder to document this; but you’re showing too much skin
I’m not into that I’m into rap I am monstrous right on this track
I’ll sharpen my knife on your boney flesh; forever making you an insomniac
I’m quite iconic but here is something unknown;
My bare hands are my weapons but the real weapon’s my tone
I’ve executed you with beats so look out when you’re on the streets
Shame this game cannot repeat, sirens go silent when deceased

Siren Head (0:51):
I’m stalking when I’m rocking so just quit with all your talking
With my sights on you; I'm locking, and I’m one you won’t be stopping
NINE. EIGHTEEN. ONE. CHILD.
You’re number SEVENTEEN. So I’ll REMOVE. This VILE.
Overshadowing The Shadowed one to fuck you with the truth
You’ll never know of my true face when you’re Leatherface’s youth
I’m Executing Executioners so you’ll really need hospice
And when I drop this; you couldn’t keep caution
..so try to square up; but you were left defenseless
Your angles couldn’t shift making you quite offenceless
Flowing like a downpour; flooding your Silent Hill
But you’ll hear alarms alarming you you’ll be in for this Silent Kill

Pyramid Head (1:25):
Is your lightbulb on? This hunt’s no bright idea
Piggybacking off of Slender Man and ripping off Amnesia
You seem quite dehydrated; already jaded and faded
Broadcasted on CNN; “this megaphone is.. naked?”

Siren Head (1:36):
Step out from the mist I spit my loss is your deception
So don’t take off your helmet or we’ll need [VIEWER DISCRETION]
And what you diss-missed; you might wanna resign
I’ll throw you into the abyss to leave you scrapped like your design.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE
*Siren Goes off*

Writers: Vlad and AdamUBER
Beat Producer: ShyGuyMadelt
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Pyramid Head vs Siren Head. Sinister Rap Battles

LYRICS

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

CREDITS 

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Beat by Audio Network
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

Carrie White vs. Jeff the Killer - Rap Battle

Video Here: https://youtu.be/C1XnrpCpXmc

Vladimyr P. as Hypno's Lullaby & Fluttershy's Lullaby

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HYPNO’S LULLABY
AGAINST
FLUTTERSHY’S LULLABY
BEGIN

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Don’t be shy, Fluttershy, come with me, you’ll be alright
So close your eyes; you’ll GO AWAY for more than just one friday night
I’ll Dream Eat away at your Dreamscape, you’re too late, that’s why you come up next
Your mind will Fall like Gravity when this rope ties around your neck
Rest your fleshy head so your blood can spread on the bed ‘til you’re dead and you’re counting sheep
I don’t need the sway of my pendulum to forever help this pony stay sound asleep
This recipient’s a fucking itty bitty idiot, and Hypno won’t pity it so say goodbye
Because I lied to you, the gold light shines through when I lyrically abuse a Fluttershy

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
Hush now, you Pokèmon GameFreak, you’re right! Those lines put me right to sleep
No one asked for more of your boring lore so you could only dare to win this in your dreams
So Quiet now you pedophillic monster, cuz in rap I rein with a mic to slaughter
And I will take you down to the Funhouse where present PonyPasta’s prosper
It seems you’re looking rather Drowzee, you’re done, you should’ve stayed in your Pokèball
It’s yet another gift from Rarity that I can poke at Pokèmon ‘till he falls
You’ll have nowhere to go when I’m killin’ this flow you’re my next victim after all
Have your tele-pathetic ass screaming when I pick up the pistol to have you awol

Hypno's Lullaby:
You shoot your shots that go missing like the children who follow me into my cave
No silph scope could ever spot your dead crappypasta but I’ll still feast on your remains
I will leave you neglected it’s super effective; you were not very clever
So now you shall stay with me forever

Fluttershy's Lullaby:
This Cutie’s leavin’ Marks to Offend this creepy furry, it’s best that you hurry along
Your end will be neigh when I’m callin’ up Muray to bury your very inappropriate song
You’ll be stuck in isolation without the children you tried to groom
I’d say good lulla-bye … but I will see you soon

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Allrounda
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Created by Vlad
Hypo Art Created by Miyavj

Hypno's Lullaby vs Fluttershy's Lullaby. Sinister Rap Battles

Brodecai as Bughuul
Vladimyr P. as The Babadook

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BUGHUUL
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
2
BEGIN

Bughuul:
The camera’s on to film your second defeat, you couldn’t ever cross this deity
With my rhymes divine, I am assigned to burn a pop-up book for his victory
You’re a bogus-man type Bogeyman and you really think that you’re the Sinister one?
So hush little one, it’s Time to put you to Sleep, igniting the pun filled fun, RUN
AWAY as I lay the rap down, you couldn’t back down from this smack down
You should LGB sTay Quiet cuz you couldn’t back-stroke from my flow, you’ll drown
Blowing out competition intersecting my path, I manipulate tracks so you’ll feel my wrath
Then I’ll make you go insane, and you’ll feel the pain from the aftermath of your final bloodbath!

The Babadook:
It’s a shame that you spat those childish flames like the failed scare tactic “BOO”
But I will be the one to make things interesting for your end in Chapter 2
So I’ll pop off with inferno raps so hot while being Sinister’s the only thing you’re not
I’m quite confused, baba is you, so try to top me and you’ll be left to rot
Because Neither-world wants you, you’re done dude, it seems that this King could never wear the crown
Consuming Children is rotten like how your tomatoes will forever and ever be going down 
I got this win on Mo-lock (Moloch) there’s no doubt you’ll be left in Denial but you should Accept your fate
You should say your grace ‘fore I put you in your place with these bars so malevolent; you’re one I’ll deprecate

Bughuul:
The shimmering midnight moonlight shines upon the one who’s bridle
As I lurk amongst the shadows; you need to pick up and study a Bible!
While you’re in the shadow of Freddy be ready for the monstrous bars that I spawn upon
The Babadook will be shook from the bars that I cook, I’ll banish you til you’re gone when you become my pawn
It’s Super unnatural torturing animals I will bash Babadook; feelin’ quite animus
Couldn’t shapeshift a good diss? How dreadful. I annialite tracks, like a Juul, you’re cancerous
Your tactics really Bug me so you should just go fulfil your prophecy
Cuz It’ll seem like Christmas Morning when you hang out with that family

The Babadook:
You should’ve remodeled your verse, cuz an outburst of yours couldn’t hurt
You just babble on, Babalonyan, so on tracks puny gods are what I subvert
I reign hell on the mic to put your head on a pike and I know I’m not the only one you wanna be like
You’re just a myth in the mist who couldn’t spit a good diss. I’m sorry, but you could never be my type.
I always be towering and overpowering you for eternity certainly
So I’ll end your demise with your own sacrifice just to shut you up!
But it seems your makers did that for me..

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: LAR80s
Beat Producer: 5:10
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Happy New Years Eve Everyone, I hope you enjoyed :)

Bughuul vs The Babadook 2. Sinister Rap Battles

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-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

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