This is a much better beat, great improvement.

The 🍆 Monkey vs. Normal Porn For Normal People - History vs. Creepypastas!

WARNING: 🍆 JOKES ARE MADE

SpideyFam As NPFNP

Grasman As The 🍆 Monkey

Grasman As Narrator 

Written by King Ducky 

Cover Art by Box

Mixed by Jort

Writing assistance from M&Mattie

Beat prod. Anywaywell

Normal Porn For Normal People:
Hopped on our site? Thought you were locked in the bathroom
Though honestly primates with jaundice may catch views
Your stalking with eyes which have lost all their life
Like your pasta, despised by anybody with values
 
The story's teens craft you are a mess I wish forgetting
Not surprised they'd smash you and also reside in Texas
He even puts them to rest before he'll make an attack
You're not a threat just a real pain in the ass 

He lies his eyes on wives to capture, if they aren't in the picture  
He aims for 🍆 Inspectors which there are zero percent of
Your design requires a censor, sensing it begins my heads hurt
Though I wouldn't mind rendering my contender dismembered 

Narrator:
He is coming for your skinny ass bruh 😂
He is hungry for a shitty pasta!
He is something so sneaky and agile
The 🍆 Monkey is not for weak (Ughh)


The 🍆 Monkey:
I'm going bananas, better prep your goofy mask up!
Cuz I plan to eat your ass up like i'm tossing fruity salad
This doctors handing out virus' offering some randoms hyperlinks 
Locking his red pink slimy tongue onto the land of grimy SINKS! 

Grab ya tiny 🍆 and throw your awful shows off of chrome 
Before I turn you black, white and blue: mono e monochrome!
Now I'm meant to be menacing yet he's only more threatening 
Cuz I could do anything and it be one of his fetishes! 

Normal Porn For Normal People:
A classic on the net only webs you know of come blasting out your back end
Bad at delivery cuz you have to be dragging round that 🍆 
Buren'll bury any servant who spurts a churpin in 
His office so scurry 'fore the pleasure he's churning…

Think you're besting me? Well then i'll leave him so bloody
What? You're just an NFT that nobody wants
I'm no redditor so this crack monkeys nothing to die for
The snuff in my lore's too lovely for an av-eye-sore

The Pe 🍆 Monkey:
That white mask can't hide that 
You doctored doctored those disses like a medical li-cense
Find that I am a giant by my design and 
You'll fly in the sky when I get a hold of that fine ass

I drop hurt odd pervs on their deathbeds when I go deep in that butt!
You're a doctor but can not earn a shirt or a decent camera?
I'm killing this brittle bitch isn't his first time being taken down
Guess both me and the police are fine with any trace cut out!

The 🍆 Monkey vs. Normal Porn For Normal People - Horror Rap Battles!

Ego as Jake and Logan Paul
ForgottenSon as Mike Tyson
Written by: Ego
Beat by: Teimunity
Mixed by: Jordy
Cover Art by: Cidisswo


LYRICS:

[Jake Paul]
Hunnid grand, everyday bro, another bag
If it’s Tyson Imma fry him, ohio fried chicken, like the nugget brand
All your fans gon’ want they money back
Like the IRS, debt’s what you rack
Passed the competition, iron (i run) laps around mike, like i was Evan’ (a van/evan) id slap you)
How the fuck I on park south with a southpaw in a rap brawl
Need a better fuckin stance dawg, if you wanna dance, keep your pants on
Disneyland flow’s what you channel, but this shits about to get a lot worse
With the way you Neil deGrasse (kneel to grass) Tyson, turned the weed farm to a god church

[Mike Tyson]
Someone tell Jake he gonna need some insurance, cuz I’m gonna go for the throat
But like Logan Paul you ain't out of the woods yet, till after i show you the ropes
Corny ass Little Mac Lethal, I know that none of the shit that you got is your own
But fuck please forgive me, you’re not Eminem, you’re more like a “we got Jack Harlow at home”
(Ding ding) Hear the bell sound
Ain’t Dirk dares, but you scared now
Leave him sleeping on the floor like team 10
You the Walmart mr dream, kid
Beefing with a vegan, will be devastating
This the last mis-steak that you’ll be ever making
Like I’m Hearn, get this hearing settled, make it
Like I bit his ear, this shit is deaf-amation

[Logan Paul]
YOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOO U GOOD??? 

[Jake Paul]
Bro???

[Logan Paul]
Damn bruh I'm so glad you're okay, I thought you were done for…

[Jake Paul]
I’m down for the count, you must avenge me brother. This is so not litty… 

[Logan Paul]
Shh, second verse is coming SECOND VERSE!! 
LOGANG, can’t compete with this FLOW GAME, dab on haters 
Like a glass of joe shattered opponents you’ve faced with 
But ain’t beat him or those allegations ‼️
Old ass man, hope you got your prescriptions 
Iron mike nah you iron deficient (YUP)
Out your Prime, shit was limited time 
Now I’ll drop the mic, link in the description! (MAVERICK!)
Weed smell loud as fuck

[Jake Paul]
Is that ya boys cologne?
Lisp like cartman, if we catch you on park south “I’m going home”
Mama in the brothel, but addiction’s a hard pill to swallow

[Logan Paul]
Like you Can’t decide whether to hit your wife or hit the bott-

[Tiger]
*tiger eats logan* (AHHHHHHHH)

[Mike Tyson]
Thought I was down for the count, huh? Should know by now that you can’t do it
Got me thinking when you gon’ learn? same thing all your fans was asking with Edfluence
Now you creeping on kids, I hear
That’s not cool, your fans might get sick ideas
You ain’t got the sauce, lil Disney punk 
I like my bars dissy, bruh!
So “So sorry” ain't gonna cut it, keep talking dirty to me, Jake, I LOVE IT
Your whole career is a series of several severe and continuous lapses of judgment
Jake be nimble but he’ll never hold a candle
So keep throwing shade but you’ll never escape your brothers shadow

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson - Ego Rap Battles

Happy April Fools, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today's episode features the main villain from the Super Smash Bros. series, Master Hand, against, me? Huh? What even is this matchup? Well, it's April Fools anyways I guess; who will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:
MC Fawful as himself
Luke Reardon as Master Hand

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Tristan
Mixed by jort
Art by Clarence The Duck
Cover-art by Bandana N-Z
Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

MC Fawful vs Master Hand - Rap Battle!

M!cah as Fredbear 
ForgottenSons as Mike Tyson 
Art by WAN & MegaPMB 
Mixed by Zagranis 
CoverArt by Box 
Beat Prod. By Raias Beats

Lyrics: 

Mike Tyson: 
I step onto the Ring, causing Fazbear Frights now 
One swing and I’ll knock this This fat bears lights out 
Mash you against a wall, till you're withered and tethered 
Wreck your face, see you tryna put that shit back together 

You don’t see, I try to keep my damage in the ring still  
You wreck a marriage, getting your creators kid killed 
Growing up I had it tough, often I had empty plates 
Even then I´d never eat in your trashy pizza place
 
Don’t play games with me Teddy, it’s best run now 
But if you wanna do that, you finna end up punched out  
A failure build on failures of failure of failures of your creator 
A copycat and such a rat. Chuck. E cheesy faker 


Fredbear: 
Surprise, surprise Tyson already getting ticked off 
Went to rehab, but he still packs a couple Kilos 
It’s not the world’s fault got sidetracked and lost your spark 
Yourself make your PR team as useless as your bodyguards 

Man even your punchlines don’t hit, guess that’s the sad truth 
That verse was the biggest waste of ink since your tattoos
This heavyweight’s light work, at Freddy’s we catch you off guard 
Mess around with the springlocks, you’ll end up a locked jaw 

Mike Tyson: 
That’s it, I’ll put your broken fam thru a second mourn 
Man, your 20/20 ain’t shit to my 44 
See scoreboard, see you ain’t fit for the lore
See you’ve squat of screen time, see your soul mucus at your core?! 

Believe, I’ve my fair share of days rage has me itching 
I work them issues out, you ass just sits while twitching
You doin’ Jack if screaming while wailing is your fighting style 
Fuck a Game Theory, I already know who’s The Crying Child 

Fredbear: 
Now scamming with the Paul’s is the only Prime left in your reign 
Seriously? I’ve seen fancier boxers up on Calvin Klein (hey!)
On the bright side this fight to your prime beckons 
Based on the fact, it was over before even 20 seconds 

Your life’s unjust, but against it you can’t seem to fair better 
Now cough up waterworks behind Canelo and Mayweather 
Don’t worry Mike everyone has anger and has fears 
You need to vent, luckily for you I’m all ears 

The pressure kept building, and it left you defenseless 
Now you’re a shell of an Old Man, avoiding the Consequences 
It’s a TKO, times run out, and the bites taken 
The baddest man, keeps the devil waiting 
(Connection Terminated)

Fredbear vs Mike Tyson- Rap Battle! ft. forgottenSons & M!CAH

So basically this battle is intended as a send-off to the audio only era of my battle making career. I want to release my battles with videos from now on, as I develop the ability to edit and also level up my general skill enough to make videos worth it. This battle was written close to a year ago, and it's been stuck in development hell for a while, but I hope you enjoy it in an "end of an era" kind of way.

Kat Toony as Queen
Lexi M. as Megamind
Kamren as Berdly
RaccoonBroVA as Reporter
Written by Alchemyking & Kat Toony
Additional help by SIR Rap Battles
Art by Valonide & WAN
Beat by ToneJonez
Arrangement by Hazelmoth
Mixing by Jort
Cover art by M!CAH

Queen:
(Queen laugh)
They Say Megamind Is The Greater Mind
With The Crazy Rhymes To Be Caged Inside? Please Don’t Waste My Time
Stay In Line, I’ve Got Only One Blue Brain In Mind
(Like yours truly?) By My Calculations, Mine (oh.)
For A Genius You Lack Great Pronunciation
My Database Comes With Language Applications
And A Mansion! You Spend Your Vacations
In A Prison, Tryna Break Into Your Basement
Came To Scoop That Reporter? 
Well News Flash!
She Was Duped By A Dude She Knew 
In A Crude Plan To Let You Smash?
I Would’ve Blue Balled Your Blue Ass
You’ve Been Thrashed Past Your Initial Defeat
When Minion Gets Beat By Despicable Me
But Oh You Saved Yourself… And It Got Me Snoring
The Only Fountain That Can’t Cause A Roaring

Megamind:
A big bad computer? I’m shaking in my custom leather boots!
That’s something you can’t do without tripping over and getting bruised
I leave cities in devastation, so like my hologram, go ahead and face it:
This old PC’s more like PowerPoint if we’re talking PRESENTATION!
And Minion’s helped more in a bowl than that gamer’s done
He’s thirsty like I shot the dehydration gun
I’m a monument to villains who get redeemed
Your statue’s built on the dreams of a petty dweeb (HEY!)
To your citizens’ plight, you’re lazy
Don’t need bananas, you’re already crazy!
Meh… you caged me.
I’ll just do what your chapters can’t when I break free!
Now I know he’s my nemesis, and I don’t want to agree with Tighten’s thinking
But there’s no Easter bunny, no tooth fairy, and no Queen of Cyber City
Just a layabout, no one even knows your name
Take you out, but we’re not playing mobile games
In the end, you’re a giant waste
I’ve seen more evil electronics from a microwave!

Queen:
Look, I’ve Seen Outdated Memes Leave Both Our Fandom Teens In Stitches 
But Even With Their “Penis Music” Yours Still Get No Bitches 
With Where You’re At It’s No Shocker
That The Golden Boy Soaks Up The Fame That You’ve Never Had
You’re Not Allergic To Copper
So You Should Be Happy That You’ll Never Stack Up To Metro Man
Talk ‘Bout My Chapters? Let’s Tear Your Part 2 Apart
Just Like Your Syndicate It Was Doomed From The Start
Did Your Writers Get Hit With The Forget Me Stick?
Now You're As Tired And Washed Up As The True Bernard
Now You Pander In A Play To Get Clicks
I Got A Werewire If You Want To Stay Connected

Queen?
But… I’m No Better With Social Media
Governing My Subjects With The Lies I Keep Feeding ‘Em

(The fake Queen is revealed as Megamind, using his disguise watch)

Megamind:
(Huh?) PSYCH! Got you, so stay mad!
I could raise Lancer better if I played as Space Dad
But… I don’t really need to mess with my watch
When I could fool you with my head in a box!
And speaking of “box-in”, get your record straight
Can’t handle booze, and you say you’re a heavyweight?
Well, I suppose that’s the last of it…
(Hey, a hero! Get your cameras quick!) BACK AWAY FROM ME, YOU SAVAGES!
It is simply so maddening
Go focus on the freakshow that her palace is!
She’s so toxic that her baked goods are “ass-idic”!
Forget her traffic; she’s practicing human trafficking!
You couldn’t match to my intellect, and now the deed’s done
I’ll carry you to the Romanian outlet store and demand a REFUND!


Queen vs Megamind - AK Rap Battles!

Have you ever thought about capitalism? Yeah, so have I while making the 28th AORB. Today, we have the man who is the mascot for the most popular board game in the world, Mr. Monopoly, going up against Nintendo's earliest creation in the gaming industry, Mr. Game and Watch! Who would roll the dice and land on the correct property to win? Listen and find out!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NBxjDFEDq16pSl9FvofqM-ivitBvUUed8YQ389pLppE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Mr. Monopoly vs Mr. Game and Watch - Acting Out Rap Battles

Leo Barqui as Slither Wing
Chaotic Rap Battles as Liver King
Written by TheNauticalClaydol, Jacobrl99, Nugget
Beat by VANNN.
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles

Slither Wing:
It looks like I’ll be the one to make a First Impression
I'm bringing this fight to the Stone Age you’re obsessed with
Like your veins popping out, you’ll feel surface tension
When I bury this neanderthal, strengthen his Earth connection!
But given your diet, I’m sure you’ve met with my kind
Since you’re prone to catching stomach Bugs with every Bite (Hiss!)
But if you think this moth's dinner, you picked the wrong critter
I’ll cut a King down to size, now that’s a Chopped Liver!
Bulking Up on steroid dependence?
This phony King would only earn a crown if he went to the dentist!
Kept up the Facade, still filling yourself with toxins
Now you’re only influencing lawsuits with those Concoctions!

Liver King:
Wow, I thought I was the one who didn’t cook!
Now the King will bring the Strength to your Struggle, so listen good!
I’m chiseled by the gods, while this bug is punching soft!
My raps are like the way I eat my meat: BLOODY RAW!
You look like a beta design, I’m on my sigma shit! (LIFT!)
When we duel on a beat, you're just Wingin’ it!
Think I’ll take those disses, bitch? You’ll Quiver when I’m bringin’ it!
Eat you like a Chicken Wing and spit you in my kitchen sink!
Wanna talk about supplements? There’s no remedy
For how worthless you are if you don’t carry Booster Energy!
I’m the Fitness guru that you shouldn’t have Crossed!
I take life by the horns, and bite the bull by the BALLS! (CREATINE!)

Slither Wing:
Pumping iron to show mettle, but you’ve drawn my ire
With those lines from a time before man discovered fire
It’s clear from your ‘apology’ that you speak hollow words
Whenever you step up to the plate, you nauseate your followers!
This bald fraud should make like his channel and wash up!
Dirty-bearded spearfisher: Jason Chemo-moa!
And we know your Tempers Flare from all the ‘roids in your putrid blood
So when I put you on ice, perhaps you’ll keep your cool for once

Liver King:
Put me on ice? Buddy, I think you forget:
Between the two of us, who survived an extinction event?! (GAINS!)
But maybe I’ll take notes on your world, you've got some strong guys
Like the Koraidon that showed Sada some real Assault Bikes!
You’re pudgy as fuck! Could you be any frickin’ lazier?!
Walk a day in my shoes, and you’d be the Liver Failure!
This battle ends with moth being served, right off the cutting board!
But if you ever want a piece of me, I’m always hungry for MOOOOOAR!!

Slither Wing vs Liver King - RAP BATTLE

TheToppo as Little Beak and Little Penguin Lost
Mixed and cover art by Cidisswo
Beat by Insanebeatz

Special Thanks:
WhozPhantom
Euphoric Brothers
Nintendo

[little beak verse 1]
The Garten’s done sweeping up the Dandy’s World fuckers
Now they want me to fight a penguin with a vacant mother
Fuck it, I can take care of you quick like i was Mario
Go ahead and jump, fatty, it’ll be some nice cardio (FATASS!)

You kept coming back in Mario Party
But no one invited your ass, you’re even spectating their Karting
You charge at everybody in Mario Party 8
But in the movie, your kingdom got fucked up by Bowser’s army

Sure, I’m often talked down upon because of my game’s design
But I’ve never seen a single thing as scary as your Lego’s eyes
Waddle down to Dire Dire Docks, I’ll catch your dumbass drowning
Then I’ll drop your dead body down into the fucking mountains, bitch!

[little penguin lost verse 1]
You shoulda just went on to fight Toodles
Cause I’m ‘bout to turn the dial up as much as your pupils
And your forehead’s so big, I thought I was fighting a lightbulb
But you’re not the brightest, your eyes are more like black holes 

I gotta ask, what the fuck is your problem?
You had like 5 different siblings ‘till your foster mother dropped them
And if I was in your situation, I’d be terrified
If my actual mother was snacking down on her child (Ew!)

You’re talkin’ ‘bout me being dropped off a cliff
But it’s not nearly as bad as what Bouncelia did
She knocked you into a barrel of GV
So maybe you should hop back into it if you’re trying to beat me 

[little beak verse 2]
I see your brethren in Sparks of Hope
But I can tell you don’t have any with how hard you choked
Waddle away, Happy Feet, go back to your careless mom
I bet she’d rather have your lookalike and straight up have you gone

[little penguin lost verse 2]
You got mutated and you won a fight against a dinosaur
But you got crushed between an iron door and now you’re kinda sore
You ran cause you can’t fly in this form and after that
Your poor mom was naughtified to the core, can’t reincarnate her back.

Little Beak vs Little Penguin Lost - Rap Battle

April fools you little sausage  𓆏 

•CAST/CREW•
Light as Majin Sonic
TheNauticalClayDol as Atari 2600 ET

(Majin Sonic)
A finger wave outta start this
Another bargain bin scrap from the shit market?
Outbound me? I stomp flames
Screw an arcade, Rolfe pushes your buttons and then you haunt James!

Hop back in the airship you came in and I'm still fly
The lags and glitches isn't something for a thrill, guy!
Worth a shit ton for this Reeses Pieces looking ass
The only thing I groom is my fantastic mustache!

(Atari ET)
Um, excuse me, I know my neck stretches miles
Searching for another soul in your game might take a while
And finding a single worth of those flow switches
Your dead ass looks like the type to say I get no bitches!

Oh is it still my rap? Well chap I “mustache”
How did baldi and banban have more upper class?
Beat me please, you battling thee
OG fucking ET, your ass is just another EXE!

(Majin Sonic)
OH HO HO, not a single anomaly would find you!
FLOWS TOO SLOW, wouldn't be the same in my shoes!
You're a prick to many, and I thought I was the hedgehog!
I ran laps around you, you ran and then fell off!

(Atari ET)
All the rings, yet couldn't attract a single mate!
Fun is Infinite? When you were terminated I wouldn't say the same
From gaining clout, to FNF taking you down
Then went from “I AM GOD” to a Lord X'ing you out


Majin Sonic Art by Tompuffs
Atari ET Art by box

Written by box
Demo by box
Beat by Soulker
Mixed by box
Thumbnail by Tompuffs



ATARI 2600 ET VS Majin Sonic ○ Rap Battle by box [Ft Light!]

Don’t gotta hold in your laughter when these felted funnymen take the stage!

Both voices, writing and mix by Leo Barqui

Beat by Raias Beats

Randy art by Hazelmoth

Ted art and thumbnail composition by Tompuffs

Special thanks to ClarencetheDuck, Hypotoria, Hazelmoth, Zagranis and Alchemyking

Edit (when it releases) by GreenOwl


Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1si4nZeMpD15jOmZUrFMkt_sE3y1bfpR33vuMdqN3vME/edit

Randy Feltface vs Ted

MultiSuperVids as Thanos
Snipes88 as Vilgax

Thanos:
I’ll spit Cold on this squid drone, left isolated in containment
Dulled down, now you’re Null, Void of any entertainment!
Omni-tricked by a child, your slender design’s less eventful
I'm in my prime, Infinite power, you hold no omnipotent-ial
Stealing the thunder of gods, while young cthulhu runs away
Attempt to tip a scale on (Ascalon) ten worlds to find they’re all enslaved
I’ll make you ink more than you spit, when facing me, you’re through!
Cuz naught a drop of blood’s spilt when I split Squidward in two!

Vilgax:
I’ll flip the script, spitting cryptic, when against a comic strip
I’ll knock you down! You’re spaced out, thinking that you’d sink my spaceship
Out of all the worlds I crushed, your franchise will feel the best
As it’s resting in my hand; I’m not in the slight impressed
Subtract the whole population; leaving no more than a crumb
To make this amateur look dumb, as I overRule this Thumb
I’m the Ultimate Alien, while a god, you are no more
I’ll end this war with a sword, to watch you dissolve on the floor

Thanos:
Vilgax must have the chills to think he packs the sickest rhymes
Watching all your friends die, as I’m committing verbal genocide 
I’m the new king of this world; need a teenager to save you?
I mean, after that reboot, you should’ve wished for me to kill you!
I’ll burn you on the beat, because YOU look up to ME!
Once you take that armor off I’ll roast you into calamari!
I pack the gauntlet, to watch you and your home world wither
And erase you from this track with just the snap of my fingers

Vilgax:
Even if you pack the gauntlet, you are nothing without it!
And it could never match the trix I have, upon this, when I spit!
I’ve conquered ten worlds, what have you done lately?
Sacrifice your own daughter? That’s bad parenting to me!
Even if you got the soul, you ain’t got the stones yet you foe!
I’ll drop you into bitter darkness, of the ocean in which I flow
I’ll kill two birds with one stone, knocking you down with one hit
Who cares about the Omnitrix, when I’ve gotten all six?

Writers: Vlad, Eric, and Bork
Beat Producer: Audio Network
Audio Mixed by: Vlad

Thanos vs Vilgax. MultiVersal Rap Battles (Old Audio)

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

Thanos vs Vilgax. MultiVersal Rap Battles (Old Audio)

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