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How much is the Fischer? - About 10dB above wicked.
Now that we got this straight, let's talk about sekt, baby!
I am going to the bar, shall I get you something?
Yes, ten vodka-pfeffi please.
(thrity minutes later) Hey sorry, I got stuck on the dancefloor.
The DJ was playing this crazy track with this wiggly loop.
I just couldn't stop dancing.
I shazamed it, it's Hannes Fischer - Klumbatsch.
Stupid name, but really nice track.
Oh, and here are your drinks.
They didn't have vodka, so I got you sambucca-pfeffi.
That's disgusting!
Oh well, fuck it...
Prost!

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Track Listing:
1 – Hannes Fischer – Klumbatsch (Unten Mix)
2 – Hannes Fischer – Ozelot (Original Mix)
3 – Hannes Fischer – Bedrock (Original Mix)
4 – Hannes Fischer – Klumbatsch (Oben Mix)

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Klumbatsch EP has garnered early support from iconic figures and veteran artists:

"Sounds like a chicken being tortured."
- Karl Popper

"I have to confess, I listen to this to get all pumped up before a match."
- Gabriela Sabatini

"Our music was way better."
- Magic Affair

"I was trying to masturbate, but my neighbor was playing this so I just couldn‘t finish."
- Gundula Gause

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All tracks composed and produced by @Hannes-Fischer.
Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover illustration.

Klumbatsch EP

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Hannes Fischer - Ozelot (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 005]

Get it here: www.vollschon.de/releases/VS005/buy.htm

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How much is the Fischer? - About 10dB above wicked.
Now that we got this straight, let's talk about sekt, baby!
I am going to the bar, shall I get you something?
Yes, ten vodka-pfeffi please.
(thrity minutes later) Hey sorry, I got stuck on the dancefloor.
The DJ was playing this crazy track with this wiggly loop.
I just couldn't stop dancing.
I shazamed it, it's Hannes Fischer - Klumbatsch.
Stupid name, but really nice track.
Oh, and here are your drinks.
They didn't have vodka, so I got you sambucca-pfeffi.
That's disgusting!
Oh well, fuck it...
Prost!

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Track Listing:
1 – Hannes Fischer – Klumbatsch (Unten Mix)
2 – Hannes Fischer – Ozelot (Original Mix)
3 – Hannes Fischer – Bedrock (Original Mix)
4 – Hannes Fischer – Klumbatsch (Oben Mix)

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Klumbatsch EP has garnered early support from iconic figures and veteran artists:

"Sounds like a chicken being tortured."
- Karl Popper

"I have to confess, I listen to this to get all pumped up before a match."
- Gabriela Sabatini

"Our music was way better."
- Magic Affair

"I was trying to masturbate, but my neighbor was playing this so I just couldn‘t finish."
- Gundula Gause

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All tracks composed and produced by @Hannes-Fischer.
Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover illustration.

Hannes Fischer - Bedrock (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 005]

Get it here: www.vollschon.de/releases/VS005/buy.htm

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How much is the Fischer? - About 10dB above wicked.
Now that we got this straight, let's talk about sekt, baby!
I am going to the bar, shall I get you something?
Yes, ten vodka-pfeffi please.
(thrity minutes later) Hey sorry, I got stuck on the dancefloor.
The DJ was playing this crazy track with this wiggly loop.
I just couldn't stop dancing.
I shazamed it, it's Hannes Fischer - Klumbatsch.
Stupid name, but really nice track.
Oh, and here are your drinks.
They didn't have vodka, so I got you sambucca-pfeffi.
That's disgusting!
Oh well, fuck it...
Prost!

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Track Listing:
1 – Hannes Fischer – Klumbatsch (Unten Mix)
2 – Hannes Fischer – Ozelot (Original Mix)
3 – Hannes Fischer – Bedrock (Original Mix)
4 – Hannes Fischer – Klumbatsch (Oben Mix)

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Klumbatsch EP has garnered early support from iconic figures and veteran artists:

"Sounds like a chicken being tortured."
- Karl Popper

"I have to confess, I listen to this to get all pumped up before a match."
- Gabriela Sabatini

"Our music was way better."
- Magic Affair

"I was trying to masturbate, but my neighbor was playing this so I just couldn‘t finish."
- Gundula Gause

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All tracks composed and produced by @Hannes-Fischer.
Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover illustration.

Hannes Fischer - Klumbatsch (Oben Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 005]

Get the EP here: http://www.vollschon.de/releases/VS006/buy.htm

Clitorises are great, there should be more songs about them. So with this EP, we are sending a musical shout-out to our pearly little friends and to their proud carriers around the globe. Let’s celebrate the fact that even men are 49% female - because otherwise we’d all be fucked. May this EP find your musical sweet spot and do the right things to it. Amen and Awomen!

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Track Listing:
1 – Niklaus Katzorke – The Awakening of the Clitoris (Original Mix)
2 – Niklaus Katzorke – The Awakening of the Clitoris (Pawas Remix)

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The EP has garnered early support from iconic figures and veteran artists:

"Wenn ich cheesy will, geh ich lieber an die Käsetheke."
- Techno Viking II

"Made my clitoris fall asleep."
- Bella Bang

"Our office cat died while we were listening to this."
- Deep House Gelsenkirchen

"Boooooooring."
- Bombfunk MC

"Pussy music."
- Konstantin

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Original mix composed and produced by Niklaus Katzorke, remix by Pawas. Thanks to Etcha for his mixing magic, to Cem at Jammin Masters for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover illustration.

The Awakening of the Clitoris EP

Niklaus Katzorke - The Awakening Of The Clitoris (Pawas Remix) [VOLL SCHÖN 006]

Niklaus Katzorke - The Awakening Of The Clitoris (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 006]

Get it here: http://vollschon.de/releases/VS007/buy.htm

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Urleiwand is an Austrian expression for something extremely great. If you have a "urleiwand" time with someone you may decide to "puder" with him or her, but if this is preceded by too many "schnapserls", you may be a "bissl deppert" which may lead to your "pudern" being "oag". Luckily, this does not matter because: "Am End verrecken’s eh alle". So before you do, you should listen to this EP.

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Track Listing:
1 – Arutani – Urleiwand (Original Mix)
2 – Arutani – Oag Pudern (Original Mix)
3 – Arutani – Bissl Deppert (Original Mix)

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Early Feedback:

"Super annoying but the kids like it."
- Dad

"Bought it as a gift and gave it a listen. Very repetitive and boring sounding."
- Mom

"Des head si a wia wennst a fleischpflanzerl in dai Saftpressn dust."
- Anton aus Tirol

"These cheesy, clinky little synth versions of Beatles songs are painful to listen to; the company that produces this dreck obviously spends more time on packaging the CDs in a cute way than they do creating these unimaginative, grating arrangements. Avoid this pitiful excuse for music at all costs."
- Guy on the Internet

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All tracks written and produced by Gianni Competiello. Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover illustration.

Urleiwand EP

Arutani - Bissl Deppert (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 007]

Arutani - Oag Pudern (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 007]

Arutani - Urleiwand (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 007]

Get it here: http://vollschon.de/releases/VS008/buy.htm

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We started playing the Urleiwand Remix EP in our infant's nursery, where we noticed them playing music in the crib room to provide white noise for the sleeping babies. The idea of a lullaby-ized version of music we already enjoy listening to appealed to us, so we started out with a couple of the titles in the Voll Schön series. We've enjoyed them so much that we're now up to ~15 of these, if for no other reason than to provide us with some variety as we rock our child before putting him down for the night. By removing the words and playing the songs at a more or less constant volume, they provide a soothing bedtime experience without the sudden changes in volume and tempo that might otherwise startle or excite a child that you're trying to get (and then keep) asleep.

Track Listing:
1 – Arutani – Oag Pudern (Lennart Nicolas Remix)
2 – Arutani – Oag Pudern (Mira & Chris Schwarzwälder Remix)
3 – Arutani – Urleiwand (Niklaus Katzorke Remix)

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Early Feedback:

"Let me start off by saying WOW! Don’t let this bad boy fool you, though it is small in nature it packs the strength of a power drill. Shocked, terrified, impressed. These are the emotions I went through when test driving this pleasure package. I didn’t fully understand the strength adjustment and went full force right off the bat, and let me tell you, I almost sanded off my June bug."
- CHER

"They elevated shitty remixing to an art form. Check out my new track 'Leb Deinen Traum!'"
- DJ ÖTZI

"Voll Schöns musikalisches Schaffen konzentriert sich hauptsächlich auf die Produktion von Coverversionen unterschiedlicher Stilrichtungen. Die Interpretationen zielen auf leichte Tanzbarkeit und Partytauglichkeit, oft kurze, leicht zu merkende und damit eingängige Refrains. Die vorliegende EP bedient sich bei Elementen der Schlager-, der populären Tanz- und der volkstümlichen Musik."
- GALA

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Remixes written and produced by Lennart Nicolas, Mira & Christopher Schwarzwälder and Niklaus Katzorke. Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover illustration.

Urleiwand Remixes EP

Arutani - Urleiwand (Niklaus Katzorke Remix) [VOLL SCHÖN 008]

Arutani - Oag Pudern (Mira & Chris Schwarzwälder Remix) [VOLL SCHÖN 008]

Arutani - Oag Pudern (Lennart Nicolas Remix) [VOLL SCHÖN 008]

Get it here: http://vollschon.de/releases/VS009/buy.htm

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Track Listing:
1 – Mr. Tea – Holding Pattern (Original Mix)
2 – Mr. Tea – Daddy Who (Original Mix)
3 – Mr. Tea – Waste World (Original Mix)
4 – Mr. Tea – Learning to Fall (Original Mix)
5 – Mr. Tea – Daddy Who (Acid Mix) – FREE BONUS TRACK

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Drawing from his former incarnation as tea picker in Darjeeling with a penchant for psilocybin, Mr. Tea has created Holding Pattern EP. This four-tracker tells the story of: His brain plane irreversibly stuck in a loop and enjoying it (Holding Pattern), the time he forgot his daddy’s name while playing a 303 (Daddy Who?), accidentally making out with a Colorado River Toad (Waste World), and his 1989 world record attempt in group-hugging (Learning to Fall).

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Early Feedback:

"Hat mich sehr stark emotionalisiert.”
- BERND HÖCKE

“So shamanic.”
- ROMANTIC PAN FLUTE PLAYER

"I cut the song up and now, when my husband calls it just sings 'daddy who', when grandma calls it says 'grandma who', etc for mommy, so forth. I love this LOL.“
- RESOURCEFUL MOM

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Remixes written and produced by Michael Devin. Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover artwork.

Holding Pattern EP

Mr. Tea - Learning To Fall (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 009]

Mr. Tea - Waste World (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 009]

Mr. Tea - Holding Pattern (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 009]

Mr. Tea - Daddy Who (Original Mix) [VOLL SCHÖN 009]

Get it at: http://vollschon.de/releases/VS010/buy.htm

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Track Listing:
1 – Mr. Tea – Holding Pattern (Martin Landsky Remix)
2 – Mr. Tea – Learning to Fall (Powel’s Bouncy Remix)
3 – Mr. Tea – Daddy Who? (Pawas Remix)
4 – Mr. Tea – Learning to Fall (Powel’s Schmusi Remix)
5 – Mr. Tea – Waste World (Akio Nagase Remix)

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This EP is a blend of comedy and slice-of-life fiction, focusing on lighthearted, humorous plot lines centered on romantic ideas, such as how true love is able to surmount most obstacles. The remixers are young, likeable, and seemingly meant for each other. After being kept apart by some complicating circumstance (e.g., class differences, parental interference, a previous girlfriend or boyfriend), they have finally surmounted all obstacles and are reunited in this EP and deliver a fairy-tale-style happy ending.

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Early Feedback:

"Schöne Musik zun Saufn."
- WiLLi

"Techno hippies aren't what they used to be."
TECHNO HIPPIE

"Touching me deep inside."
SOUNDCLOUDBOT83

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Original tracks written and produced by Michael Devin. Remixes written and produced by Martin Landsky, Pawas Gupta, Akio Nagase and Paul Chriske. Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover artwork.

Holding Pattern Remixes EP

Mr. Tea - Learning To Fall (Powel's Schmusi Remix) [VOLL SCHÖN 010]

Get the full EP at: http://vollschon.de/releases/VS010/buy.htm

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Track Listing:
1 – Mr. Tea – Holding Pattern (Martin Landsky Remix)
2 – Mr. Tea – Learning to Fall (Powel’s Bouncy Remix)
3 – Mr. Tea – Daddy Who? (Pawas Remix)
4 – Mr. Tea – Learning to Fall (Powel’s Schmusi Remix)
5 – Mr. Tea – Waste World (Akio Nagase Remix)

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This EP is a blend of comedy and slice-of-life fiction, focusing on lighthearted, humorous plot lines centered on romantic ideas, such as how true love is able to surmount most obstacles. The remixers are young, likeable, and seemingly meant for each other. After being kept apart by some complicating circumstance (e.g., class differences, parental interference, a previous girlfriend or boyfriend), they have finally surmounted all obstacles and are reunited in this EP and deliver a fairy-tale-style happy ending.

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Early Feedback:

"Schöne Musik zun Saufn."
- WiLLi

"Techno hippies aren't what they used to be."
TECHNO HIPPIE

"Touching me deep inside."
SOUNDCLOUDBOT83

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Original tracks written and produced by Michael Devin. Remixes written and produced by Martin Landsky, Pawas Gupta, Akio Nagase and Paul Chriske. Thanks to Rob Small for his meticulous mastering and to Irene Hë for her beautiful cover artwork.