"With great power comes great possibility", said to me once a Zanzibari goat healer, since his death in 2022 I've been making this mix in his memory in the hope of attaining singularity with the machines so we can perhaps scientifically engineer sweet tasting table salt.

Psychic attack training cassette MIX VOL.1 -DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) and DJ Squeaky Creaky

In the event of complete consumption of the mixtape, the listener shall be rewarded; a flock of 30 long horned red cows. On 2 electrum plate shall be placed; 200 gold coins, a golden ewer, a jade dragon, and a magical golden goose egg. An assortment of silk garments and a collection of potteries.

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) - Ligament repair MIXTAPE

In 2024 we destroyed the world's economy and overcrowded the earth with long horned red cows, forcing people back into a hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Millions of people listened to my previous MIX in loop, successfully creating a real life "duplication glitch".

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo ) and DJ Squeaky Creaky - MIX For Silly Gobbers

"Me an DJ 張果老 have been taking a trip to Tibet, in pursuit of industrialising the yak milk and fur production. Possibly elevating the country into a type 3 civilisation. We really love Tibet." -@coachsludge

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) and Coach Sludge - Tibetan Yak Industry MIX

Look around you, aren't seeing it? They're putting mind control agents in string cheese. Stop consuming string cheese. I repeat stop consuming string cheese. It is bad for you and it killed my pet chicken Harvey.

Vostok|DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) - Hunta Gathara MIX

@coachsludge and DJ 張果老 go on a bender and run out of beer. Problem is that beer is a finite resource, as for my newborn baby. He brought me a map leading to infinite beer. We are on an adventure.

we drive.

Coach Sludge and DJ 張果老 - DUI beer run MIX

Has you may have noticed i've been missing for some time, i've been on a spiritual journey... I've seen giant mountains, dry deserts spreading far in the horizon, green forrests with animals i never could've imagine seeing. And i liked it, i met many people. One of them being vietnamese monk, he taught how to hotwire a car so i can finally leave this shitty place(jk i love vietnam). In any case i was able to install those 5g antennas all over the planet.

DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) - Ear Liquefier MIX [LISTEN AT 100% VOLUME ONLY]

"Strap me to a bomb and drop it on Tel-Aviv" are the words of a great philosopher who lived to understand what is the true meaning of life. When asked about the meaning of life later on his deathbed, the great philosopher said. "One must look at his left hand and question himself; -Am i real? And to his right; What kind of idiot would talk to his hands?" The people gathered around him finally understood the true meaning of life. But i must say, the quest of understanding the meaning life is really useless. Yeah alright, i know the meaning of life, did we fix world hunger? Can we beat all diseases? Perhaps are we living in a utopia? No, not really and that's perhaps the real questions we should ask ourselves.

Jews fw DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) ft. Lucky Larry MIX

@swedetarded

After four long months two lost friends meet eachother at cedar creek nuclear facility, to hit nasty edgebugs and double deck cuba cheese, in hopes of not throwing up from either the flavour or the high nicotine dosage, but since we are built different this shit aint gonna happen to us, so we continue to bunnyhop around poor noobs and edge on their dead bodies, this was all an order from Donald J Trump and we delivered this fantastic double decked mix from DJ 張果老 (Zhāng Guǒ Lǎo) AND drumroll please for the upcoming DJ SwedeTard♿︎, we making it out the slums with this one guys and gals

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