Name: BOO BOO (Freestyle Friday #7) by VuxVux
Duration: 1 min 37 s
Description: Freestyle Friday #7

Happy New Years Eve Everyone! To celebrate the occasion, I've rose from the grave once again with a new audio for Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two people who sure do love some games! (Idk man this like barely has a connection just let me do the thing.) We have Jevil, the jailed up Jester from the Card Kingdom of Deltarune, going up against popular gaming youtuber Videogamedunkey! Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Also sorry there's no announcer I forgot to record one until the last second and my voice was too fucked up to do it 💀 

Snakebite126 as Jevil
https://www.youtube.com/@Snakebite126

Fightmarker as Videogamedunkey
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Shimario, Rabi, and Swoldow as the PAWNCH crowd:
https://www.youtube.com/@Rabi_battles
https://www.youtube.com/@sw0ld0w

GamingPlush64 as the Wendy's Employee:
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64

Written by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Surce
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by: Serena
Cover Art by: Rabi

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1frtZTlpDA93-G5H3trHcQkP8KQbPsQDgsNZrmc1rj3w/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening, and see you next time!

Jevil vs Videogamedunkey - Rap Battle!

Danii as Mordecai
RaccoonBroVA as Rigby
BTLtheWarlord as Benson

MetaMachine as Beavis
RNG as Butthead

Written by Grey Julius, Danii and JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Art by Serinaandart and BMB
Thumbnail by Jordy
Prod by Kustom

Mordecai and Rigby:
Dude, i don’t wanna stay here raking leaves
Eh, Benson won’t mind if we take our leave
And show these pairs of squares, they’re gonna get what theirs 
So take a seat, but we didn’t wanna set up chairs! (woooah)
When we aspire for music we’re gonna make tons
But you’re only fire when you inspire real ones
Did nothing but sex jokes for several seasons
While we got a proper ending, HA in yo face sons!
No way the Oscars once had these two dummies
You couldn’t win awards if you faced me in punchies
Like, yeah, but we don’t even need to go that far with ya
You losers were just the opening act for Daria

Beavis and Butthead:

Buildup:
(laughing)

Uhhhh, Hey Beavis, aren’t we supposed to do something?

Oh yeah, we gotta do what those guys did, let me try

Screw you guys your rhymes are dookie
Your rhymes were even worse than regular show the movie
That sucked, gimme the mic you asswipe
And i’ll show you what lines you should write

Actual Verse:
So like uhhhhhhh, look at this roadkill
Yeah uhhhhhhh, he's got like no chill
Always jealous like, cause his bros skilled
We spit like when you want a hat, hehehe so ill
Your nobody's favorite, just being honest to start
All of your fans prefer your cast like a walk in the park
Worst music we’ve reacted to, you’re jumping the shark
Get back to work cause you’ve shown you’re no bite but just bark
You're not the first animals that we put up to bat
Go back to trippin’ balls and it won’t come to that
We’re scoring, you’re boring, you’ll never pose as us
Now you do the bare minimum, close enough



Mordecai and Rigby:
What a load, a verse is something you can barley do
I mean, the stuff they said was kinda tru- OW
I’ll put the hurt on you, homboneing certifies
You two literally couldn't hurt a fly

Beavis and Butthead:
Uhhh, that sucked you can’t handle a diss
Surprised you got through this without asking for Skips!
You ride a golf cart, but you don’t even putt
Cause It's anything but…….hehehehehe butt



Mordecai and Rigby:
STOP TALKING! Like baby ducks, just step off
I’M ROCKING, redemptions you can’t top
You two uglier than our toys that we stopped
We ain’t cooking up dead rats on our job
We really getting talked down by these two chumps, please
Go be like your dads, a couple sloppy junkies
Can you chew-out? With them gums on your face!
You’re not even the first ones who did outer space!
Your shtick is detent, like your crazy principle 
Go cry about this loss to your favorite criminal
Let eachother die? Regularly Shows your cowardice
It's safe to say here that you’re both Powerless


Skit:
(Rigby, where’s the power?
I thought you had it
What?! Are you kidding dude
Hey Beavis, look what i found
Oh cool, let me see (starts going crazy after getting the power)
Well that can’t be good…)



Cornholio and Butthead:

I’ll make you regret everything that you’ve said
Call you my shirt cause, you’re in over your head!

I am Cornholio, I own all my foes
Not caring about your pal is something that you would know
Screwed your friend from college cause you’re a huge jerk
Most badass thing you’ve done was say piss on your network
We’re the only ones who can rock and roll
So stay parked in your house of the park you can’t control
I hate this Simp and Wimp cause all their verses are full
Of crap, I need TP for my Bunghole

(Cornholio uses The Power to create a bunch of TP and it completely wrecks the park)

Ending Skit:
MORDECAI AND RIGBY! I DON'T WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO THOSE TWO ARE BUT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THIS TOILET PAPER OR YOU’RE FIRED!
Sooo…you guys wanna play video games
Uhhhh…….okay
Yeah-yuh!
These guys are pretty cool.
Yeah (laughter from B&B as the outro plays)

Regular Show vs Beavis and Butthead - Rewind Rap Rumble

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. In this Pride Month special (video pending some time before September? sure?) RNG, leader? of Rap Clash and snobby editor battles the Ultimate Hope? and Lucky Student? Makoto Naegi! Which gay will gay gay gay gay gay

RNG as himself and Byakuya Togami
JustGamer as Makoto Naegi
Beat by Dave James and Dorrian Douglass
Written by RNG and JustGamer
Additional help by Snakebite126 and Powerofdan
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by Fightmarker

RNG:
Gamer, we’re bros, but you’re gonna get me laughing if
My matchup is the blandest bitch on the list of DR protagonists
Wait I demanded this I'm such a moron
Well you may not be Leon but you're still in for a battering
Doesn’t matter if you bring in your friends with more depth
Least Nagito is hope's stepping stone, you’re more the doorstep
Face me in a verbal trial, and you’ll get your ass clapped
But if you insist, it’s time for a Rap Clash! 
Even Fightmarker, mic dropper
Fired no shots as Makoto but still saw slaughter
When his classmates died one by one before his eyes
So kill yourself

Makoto:
That isn't possible there can't be a new victim
In fact the only evidence there is that he even existed
Is bitching about editing, gay memes
And caring way too much about a show made for babies

Byakuya:
tell 'em Naegi!

Makoto:
Stop it with all the rhetoric, you’re not hot shit
Every time you take the mic you walk back into the closet
Then you drop mid, and it becomes your top hit
Those keyframes lead to After Effects being where you’re locked in
I took down the ultimate despair, some kid? I can handle
When the only things you can take down are your shitty battles
So try finding talent in something that isn't such lame shit
Seems you have no anchor point the way all of your lines were baseless

RNG: 
You’re fucked Makoto, you’re outta luck Makoto 
A character arc might fix the fact you suck Makoto
You just being alive nearly killed Kyoko
But maybe with those tears you can learn to flow so
More good lines can be discovered, for once they could be yours
And I’d say I did your mother, but I wouldn’t fuck a corpse
Title’s ultimate plot armor with alter ego there and sparing you
Tell me who’ll step in now to save this careless doofus Mary Sue

Makoto: 
NO THAT'S WRONG, don't try to downplay my accomplishments
Just cause this incompetent football player’s weak shots all missed
Speaking of miss, how about all of those deadlines?
Cause your ability to reason your way out of things bests mine 
And yet no steam on your battles, so much for the train nerd
Switch names with Gamer cause your humor’s JustGaySlurs
Or crawl back to bigger creators begging for roles
Cause you can't cover up a loss this big in editing bro

RNG: 
Your moral high ground's nonexistent, you can't use it to win when
You’re the posterboy for a series filled with pedo shit and incest
Take your hope sap protag shit and just get the fuck out
Cause dumbass bitch Makoto is finally out of luck now

Makoto: 
One truth bullet could destroy what you think is our dumb lore
Fits you play Ryoma, cause you always come up short
There you go, no more roles, cause you’re finally getting muted
Killed the track, I’m the blackened, but it’s not me who’s executed

RNG vs Makoto Naegi - FRB vs Anything!

I like raps.
This was made as a part of FRB's 100 Hour Duos Challenge and I worked with nEon! Nearly all of this was done by me and them.
nEon as The Trolley Problem
Trakked as I Like Trains Kid
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, nEon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by nEon

Battle:
Trolley Problem:
Hey kid, you seem to be on the wrong side of the tracks
What's the matter? You got something tying you back? 
I better deal with this problem ‘fore I can finally relax
Cuz I'm sensing your verses will be as dry as your past (kick it!)
So here's the problem we're presented with
In 60 seconds a trolley will come and end this kid
If I pull the lever, it'll get misdirected and 
Head into the elementary, I'd say you're a better fit
I get the people thinking when I'm shown to the crowd
When you're shown on the computer you're just slowing them down
Now the trolley's coming fast, while I hope for the best,
I’ll leave this brawl in cold blood, call that Polar Express

I Like Trains:
I felt great … until you came
You must have misheard me, my ears don’t like pain.
But if you think I’d stand here and complain,
You’ve got that wrong, I like bars
Even toddlers could beat your query with ease
Screw a paradox, you'll get a pair of deez
And I'm so fly, like a plane in the skies
While neal.fun tried and never gave you a rise 
Not even they are gonna save ya, man
Cuz I've heard better lyrics come from Train: the band
Choo choo! When I come through, you'll lose
No, I don't like trolleys, and I don't like you

Trolley Problem:
This little kid needs Ritalin if that's what he throws at me
I know how to run a track, you stand on one unknowingly
You must be used to trainwrecks, cus like your marriage, it's over
And- oh god, the trolley is getting closer

I Like Trains:
Ugh.. you've been boring me for half of this
I'll be glad when you're gone, call it Cyanide and Happiness
Here's a final message, since your head's prolly brainless
I. Like. Trains. Bitch.

The Trolley Problem vs I Like Trains Kid - Rap Cypher #35

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

BOO BOO (Freestyle Friday #7)

Swizkii as Mr Fantastic 
Fightmarker as Mr Scooty

Written by SIR Rap Battles & YLFEthan
Additional writing help by 3ple
Mix + Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Dilly! & SkydivingQuagga

Mr Fantastic (0:11):
Greetings, I'm Reed Richards, a key figure of modern science
You? A weak fixture; a D-tier kart is what they're driving
And in spite of your patches, your stats stay lacking
A scientific fact: You're untouched, and can't gain traction (You see…)

Like a lightning bolt, I’ll break you down with mathematics
Add cash grab tracks and voila! The chance of a ninth game’s subtracted (Chuckles)
While I was bold enough to shoulder the Future’s Foundation
You rake in a group of hopeless chumps who don’t know how to brake drift

So when I fight a bike with no importance to note
Know that I’ll be splitting it like it’s a fork in the road
Only good for speeding, this form of transport is a joke
Stole the stats of the Landship, you’re nothing more than a clone 

Mr. Scooty (0:45):
(Beep beep!) 
Bring your whole crew, Imma roll through, leave your lady maimed
What's the Fantastic Four to the motherfuckin Crazy Eight?!
This kindergarten kart be serving supes like it's a school meal
Fuck 2 Chainz, on a track they call me 2 Wheelz! (WOO!)

Your power’s stupid bro, (Yuh) you just extend your limbs?! (What?)
I'll tear them and your team apart, call that dis-member-ment 
You’d stretch your shit around your foes, shapeshifting like plastic
And use them to bend to the will of nerds, Mr Fancast-tic!

So quit with your bitching and bickering, no one’s fond of you
It’s like the bonds you grew were made of Unstable Molecules
Your ass was only seven when your mom’s life started hitting the brakes
Must've been Yoshi Circuit with how fast she drifted away

Mr Fantastic (1:20):
You seem to fill a role of being picked by little trolls
Choosing Baby Park, and spamming “I’m using tilt controls!”
How original. I've no patience to further burn this loser
I suppose we're both “Two Tired.” (Heh) cause you're a scooter

Mr Scooty (1:31):
Whether it's Doom or Sue, you're used to losing a match
When your ass gets divorced, there's no F4 you in the chat!
And after all the shit you've been through that turned you into a vengeful traitor,
Ain't talkin’ Jack Kirby when I say that here, you've met your Maker

Mr. Fantastic vs Mr. Scooty (Mario Kart 8). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another rap battle! To coincide with the video releasing today on the Triangleb channel, I’ve decided to release the audio for this battle on SoundCloud! It’s Christmas vs Hanukkah, two of the highest holidays of the year, who will win? That’s for you to decide!

Ego as Christmas
Rabi as Hanukkah

Written by MC Fawful and Cranice
Beat by Anywaywell (arranged by Quizzique)
Mixed by Jort
Cover-art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

(0:15)
Christmas:
Ho ho ho, Christmas has come here to spit some flow!
Against a dragged out cash grabber who I’ll leave back out in the snow!
Trying to go toe to toe with the holiest day of the year? Now that’s an awful play,
Cause dude, you should know what happens when others go and cross my holiday.
Let’s go miracle V. miracle, your oils verse up-from-the-dead,
I don’t need a crown of thorns to know you’re touched in the head
Staying en masse under Christ, you know that we keep it merry!
When I’ve been carrying with my carols even before Mariah Carey!
This gilded faux oughta know that their tropes are best kept long ago
Cause who’s pulling up to the donut shop saying “yeah, can I get uhhh sufganiyot?”
You’re stuck in the past, I’m here in the present, your future is dimming, and it’s such a shame,
That hundreds of years were spent singing and dancing and yet there’s nobody that can spell your name!

(0:59)
Hanukkah:
I find it quite funny that you think that you’ll hold a candle to my bars,
Cause I got 8 Lines to light up this track and send you up there with your stars.
And really man, if that’s the best you give? You think they resent me, then you’re wrong.
Got some guy who comes down once a year saying “I’ve been away from my children for far too long.”
The Maccabees kicked ass in Israel, but dude, I heard all your Syrians lost. (Damn.)
And I don’t mean to turn your joy to tears, but I know my win’s gonna make y’all cross. (Ooh.)
So when I’m up and warring Christmas, then they’re for sure gonna be served,
Then you can go tell all those “Santa deniers” that your “Jesus” guy was on our side first.

(1:29)
Christmas:
I’d say come and join our side if you want some oil-less dishes
Cause jeez, even I couldn’t give life to those freaking soulless disses!
Hearing all this fire from me, I know that it must be stressful;
There’s no truce between these two titans when I’m spitting this heat at your temple. (Uh, look)
I’m rapping so clean even under the tree, and when branching out into your 3,
You still couldn’t make the cut above me; it’s unorthodox thinking you’d spit something clean!
I’m a gift to the families, but your weak selling out for a week got them failing financially,
Buddy, you winning’s something I am not buying, your victory’s the real fantasy!

(1:58)
Hanukkah:
Your whole shtick’s a babe in a manger, and I’ll be putting you in danger,
Mrs. Claus been making too many latkes for Santa, y’all gotta restrain her
And he’s around the world in one night, dude? Something tells me he’s fakin’ it,
Soaring so high that I bet that bottle’s not the only Coke he’s been takin’ in (heh.)
When you’re Sharing this track with me, best stay over there while I’m keeping lit up.
You couldn’t hope to be Half of me, think you’re causing these happenings but I think you’re kidding.
(Ugh) It’s best you Give up, you Get All the fame but forget who was blazing your trail through the sun
While I’m spinning these tracks, you just stand and do nothing, you’re coming out with Nun.
The OG original, you’re just a Saturnalia knock-off
I’ve rocked these same eight days for ages, you robbed Yule to get your paraphernalia rocks off
As the sun sets on this fight, just like your lights, you went out fast.
And just like the Thanksgiving Day Parade, you’ll stay in dead last!

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

xD !

Vladimyr P. / John P. as Mr. Bear
Brodecai / Vlad as Mr. Noseybonk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MR. BEAR
AGAINST
MR. NOSEYBONK
BEGIN

Mr. Bear:
Have your spoons ready kids; prepare to dig into this freak
Have a seat, so you can Seek as I leak your defeat
This Local is loco, as the kiddies can see
I’m guessing you keep yourself silent cuz you like BBC
Want to offend this offender? Let’s put the jigsaw together,
Just to see what kind of bonk down I’ll be writing in my letter,
That’ll leave you on the run, and once i’ve finished all your fun,
The black will white out this mime from the BBC1.

Mr. Noseybonk:
I was on my way to potter dreams, but I’ll beat you instead
Where you’ll end up like your mom and dad; shot, bled, and dead.
You couldn’t land a hit, man, and with a camera in hand
We’ll take it down to Caledon, and I’ll record your rap shenanigans
You’re quite the hideous idiot, here is what I spit, deadliest
Too bad you couldn’t get Elliot, to play Pokèballs with
TikTok, hear the clock? That’s how silent this rap is
The Cons to cute fuzzy hugs is that you fap to kids

Mr. Bear:
Your nose seems to grow since you’re spitting out lies
Now go sit in the corner ‘fore I anguish you live

Mr. Noseybonk:
You are hitting on kids for your own entertainment
How can you attempt to spit when you live in your ma’s basement?

Mr. Bear:
Don’t talk back to Mr. Bear you stuck up, Nosey, little shit
So disappointed in this Brit, ground you with the fire I spit
Send a letter to my cellar, love to have you on my show
I’ll make you black and blue with disses then murder you with my flow!
My blood pressure is high, but my chance of winning is higher
You’re quite the liar if the dire of children is your desire
I question your motives so I can’t wait to hear your screams
You’ll have no more "normal life" when you’re trapped here with me

Mr. Noseybonk:
Your history’s sex-offensive, and you’re calling me Nosey?
Just move out of my neighborhood you Sesame Street Phony!
You’re quite fruity, and moody, and you are looking pretty loony
To escape reality you veer to touching children’s Booby’s
I give my OK to this win, so let's have you never rapping
In a dead silent sleep, I’ll leave this kid- forever -napping
The war I’ve conquered was Bonkers; when in the cold, dead air
Will leave off with the last episode; “The Death of Mr. Bear”

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Uncredited
Beat produced by NIME FIVE
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai and Aaron Peters

Happy 17th Birthday to myself :D

BOO BOO (Freestyle Friday #7)

VuxVux

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