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KURWA BOBER

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bober kurwa

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Bober Kurwa Song (Love You Like A Love) [TIKTOK]

(Intro)
Alright, gather 'round, you salty dogs, 'cause we gotta talk about this delicate little flower. Yeah, you know the one. Acts like he shits goddamn glitter and pisses unicorn tears. This song's dedicated to that entitled, whiny motherfucker who thinks the world revolves around his precious little ass. Get ready for some truth bombs, hold the sugarcoating. Let's dive into this royal pain in the goddamn neck.

(Verse 1)
See him sashayin' through the room, like he's walkin' on goddamn air. One little thing goes wrong, and he throws a fuckin' fit, I swear. Needs his organic kale smoothie at precisely 9:03. If the temperature's off by a degree, he'll bitch incessantly. Got more goddamn hair products than a goddamn salon display. And if you look at him wrong, he'll ruin your whole goddamn day. Complains about a chipped nail like the world's about to end. This ain't a dude, it's a goddamn drama queen, my friend.

(Chorus)
Why the fuck does he act like a goddamn princess all the time? Whinin' and complainin', ain't got no goddamn spine! Thinks the world owes him somethin', a goddamn royal decree. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this delicate wannabe? He ain't no goddamn royal, just a pain in the fuckin' ass. Needs to grow a goddamn pair and get some goddamn class! So tell me, why the hell does he act so goddamn high and mighty? This ain't a fairy tale, this is just goddamn shitty!

(Verse 2)
He can't handle a goddamn spider, screams like he's seein' a ghost. Asks for a gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free goddamn host. If his latte ain't foamy enough, he'll send that shit right back. Acts like he's royalty, ain't got no goddamn tact. Expects everyone to cater to his every little whim. You'd think he's the fuckin' king of England, judging by his goddamn limb-flappin'. Can't lift a goddamn finger, expects you to pick up the slack. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this delicate little hack?

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
He throws shade like it's a goddamn Olympic sport he's trainin' for. One slightly negative comment and he slams the goddamn door. Needs constant validation, fishing for compliments all the time. You'd think he's a fragile goddamn flower, about to lose his prime. Can't handle a little criticism, melts down into a goddamn puddle. Acts like his feelings are the only goddamn thing that matter, you can bet your cuddle. Makes a mountain out of a goddamn molehill, every single goddamn day. Seriously, why the fuck does he act this entitled, anyway?

(Chorus)

(Verse 4)
He's got more goddamn drama than a soap opera marathon. One tiny inconvenience and he's ready for a goddamn marathon of complaints. Expects the red carpet treatment wherever he goddamn goes. You'd think he's personally acquainted with all the goddamn pros. Can't handle a little dirt, acts like he's allergic to the ground. Probably needs a goddamn tiara just to walk around. Makes everyone around him walk on goddamn eggshells all the time. Seriously, what crawled up his royal goddamn behind?

(Outro)
Yeah, that's the fuckin' truth. Some dudes just ain't cut out for the real world. They wanna be coddled and pampered like some goddamn porcelain doll. But guess what, princess? Life ain't a goddamn fairytale. So maybe it's time to ditch the tiara and grow a goddamn set. The world ain't gonna bow down to your whiny little ass. So get over yourself, you delicate motherfucker. The end. And seriously, stop acting like such a goddamn princess. It's pathetic.

(Chorus)

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