Popt art buffet
All the pastry you can eat today
At the popt art buffet
All available on display
You're in a popt art buffet
No waiting and no delay
At the popt art buffet
The state took my baby away
You can eat them or be them
Or cook them or look at 'em
You will chew them like bubble gum
With a modicum of decorum
Grinning mannequins wearing paper hats
Health inspections indicate they pass
At the table now out of condiments
Moral compass proper etiquette
(chorus)
All crumbling you're stumbling
Knocking over burning sterno
You've been locked in overnight now
You're surrounded no surrender
Now the end is drawing nearer
Burning plastic every flavor
Dreams of frosting scent of sulfur
Should have never signed the waver
Popt art buffet (x6)
The state took my baby away

Popt Art Buffet

Take your mama home (x3)
But leave your daddy alone

Home

They're driving around they're finding my town
They're looking me up They're hunting me down
There's too many clowns
There's too many clowns
Clowns are all around me now
There's too many clowns
There's too many clowns
Clowns are all around me now
With painted on frowns
And it's not funny now the clowns keep coming out
It isn't funny how the clowns keep coming out
The bearded lady whispered something strange about
How they were always coming out always coming out
Of the clown car

Clown Car

There's a man with a letter in his head
There's a letter with a man all around
There's a shape There's a light There's a sound
In the shape of a letterhead man
There's the man with the letterhead man
He's been writing things down by hand
He's the head with the letterman head
He's the man with the letterhead man
Letterhead man

Letterhead Man

I've got a hatchet with a chain to match it
I've got a beehive with a queen inside
Clay pots and broken bones runes on tablets
We can't have this forever
I've got a marble so full of marvels
I see a weakness that can't be defeated yet
Clay pots and broken bones runes on tablets
We can't have this forever
Stray shots of sculpted stone set coast to lavish
Can we just have this forever
I've got a hatchet (x2)
I've got a mantle feathers and anvils
I've got a landmine weathering in time
(chorus)
I've got a hatchet (x3)

Hatchet

Did ya ever see the devil in the eyes of a wounded dog
Did ya ever see the devil in the eyes of a wounded dog
You'll be up all night fightin' creatures comin' in from the fog
31 candles and the brimstone's on the shelf
31 candles and the brimstone's on the shelf
All the skulls need a-scrubbin' 
But the moppin' takes a-care of itself
Well you can take my oiuja you can take my crystal ball
You can take my oiuja you can take my crystal ball
Well I could still tell your fortune 
But it really wouldn't matter at all
Well the black shade's a-callin ringin' like the sound of a bell
The black shade's a-callin ringin' like the sound of a bell
Corpses comin' out of coffins to open up the gates of hell
Did ya ever see the devil in the eyes of a wounded dog
Did ya ever see the devil in the eyes of a wounded dog
You'll be up all night fightin' creatures comin' in from the fog

The Fog

I'm In the kettle now and the flames ain't goin' down
(No No No No)
I'm losin' my temper gettin' hot under the collar now
I don't like bein' cooked (x4)
I'm basted in basil now there's a glaze upon my brow
I'm cradled in fatal sounds the dumplings match my frown
I don't like bein' cooked (x4)
My dish is lonely for the laundry of love (x4)
Serve me up on your platter now and pass me all around
Gather 'round the table are you able to hear me now
(No No No)
I don't like bein' cooked (x4)
I don't like bein'

My Dish

Horse doctor come here we need you
Come quickly wear speedy shoes
Horse doctor nice hairdo
Savin' horse lives or sellin' glue
Horse doctor sticks and carrots
Stuffin' mattresses makin' safe bets
Horse doctor you're not a doctor yet
But I'm a wanted man I'm growing desperate
I believe in horse medicine
I believe in your medicine
I take faith in horse medicine
I feel safe in your medicine

Horse Doctor

Penny saved here is a dollar saved there
In my concrete bunker wearing paper underwear
Stick it to the man 'cause he's sure to feel it there
In my single use shoes and my paper underwear
Hiding underground running out of air
With my plastic fashions and my paper underwear
Always on the run from the cataclysmic scare
Eatin' grapes off paper plates in my paper underwear
Canned meat products that can last a thousand years
But I'll never face your fears it can only end in tears
Dwelling gone gorilla and senses gone strange
No cardboard house will save me now 
And everything has changed
Living off of fruit cups and pornographic blues
But I'll never pay my dues 'cause I make less than I use
Reading old newspapers and watching old shows
Flipping through the pages until when nobody knows
(Chorus)
Paper! Paper! Paper! Paper!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow...

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