In this episode, the team is joined by resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino on Return of the Jedi! This is the last installment of the original three Star Wars films and buckle your seat belts for some awesome final reveals. Brie is HORRIFIED when her throuple of dreams becomes incenstuous. Sarah schools all of us on the Star Wars verse. Sista talks about having to creatively adapt from one movie to three. And Megan gets hung up on that damn metal bikini. Alternative episode titles included: Incestuous couples, Only Female in the Galaxy, Misguided Pixie, Teen Boy Fantasy, Banter Queen, Swiss Army R2, Yoda Validation, Bullshit Mentors, and Emperor Drag Queen.

5- Return of the Jedi Part 1 AKA The Dark Side, A Drag Queen Party

Here's the second installment of The Phantom Menace and our gals don't pull their punches in this one! Megan shamelessly compares JK Rowling to George Lucas. Brie ships Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson. And Sista talks about the dubiousness of relationships in the Star Wars verse. Buckle up as the team finishes talking about the first installment of the prequels--it will be a bumpy ride! Alternative episode titles include: "George Came in--Blasters a Blazin'," "George's Midlife Crisis," "Phantom Menace: The Fashion Collection," "Jedi's Vape Out," "Accidental Incest is NOT a Cool Reveal," "John Williams Saves the Day," "Star Wars-Sex Toy Line," "Dear C3P0, Kthxbyeeee," "Nine Year Old Sociopaths," "Yoda Side Eye," and "The DARE Program for Jedis: Just Say No to Your Feelings."

10- The Phantom Menace Part 2 AKA Double Rat-Tail Hotties

Join us again for another dip into the Star Wars Prequels as we wrap up this dumpster fire of a film: Attack of the Clones. Megan talks about how necessary it is to get a verbal “yes” for consent and how important it is for ladies to be at the table to talk about these films (problematic relationships yo)! Brie is into Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu (and promptly forgets that old emperor white dude). Sarah discusses the origins of the Force Ghost phenomenon and the meaning behind lightsaber colors. And Sista schools us all on death avoidant culture and why Big Bads seem to want to end death (oh and her Buffy-nerdness comes out when she talks about the Jedi Council versus the Watcher’s Council). Alternative titles included: 1) No Means NO Anakin, 2) Private Investigator Kenobi, 3) Anakin’s Voldemort-esque Moments, 4) Black & White Jedi Problems, 5) Super Villains Hate Death, 6) Inner Conflict is a Bitch, 7) Jedi Council vs. Watcher’s Council, 8) Purple Lightsabers=Crystal Lyfe, 9) Futuristic Skin Gloves, 10) Costume Injustice, 11) Clones Aren’t Droids?, 12) Clone Identity Crisis, and 13) Darth Vadar Restraining Orders

14- Attack of the Clones Part 2 AKA JNCO Jeans Fett

Aaaannnnd we’re back into the prequels! That’s right. The FINAL installment of the Star Wars prequel series: Revenge of the Sith, Part 1! Join the team as we dive into another rant and rave session of critical enjoyment and loving banter. Brie is emotionally dead inside from this final installment but she finally read the intro scroll! Sista understand that the internet is a beautiful thing and makes a strong Elsa/Anakin parallel argument. Megan is pumped on the new TROS trailer, gets all riled up about the feminist theory (or lack thereof) in this film, and again can’t seem to let go of this whole “attachments are bad” argument. Attachments are GOOD y’all! Alternative episode titles include: 1) Big Fat Bummer, 2) This Movie Didn’t Have *LEGS*, 3) F*cked Either Way, 4) Anakin: An Emotional Shitstorm, 5) GTFO or Touch Peens, 6) JNCO Raver Dark Side Pants, 7) Choices Were Made, 8) Jedi Council Foolishness, 9) Rainbow Lightsaber Repressions, 10) R2 Burns It All Down, 11) Mind F*cking Isn’t Great, 12) Yoda: Didn’t Win? Byeeeee, 13) Anakin Empathy is REAL, 14) Talk It Out, Then Touch Tips

17- Revenge of the Sith Part 1 AKA R.I.P. Star Wars Hymen

Lightsabers, droids, and speeders—Oh my! That’s right, we’re BACK in the Star Wars universe with the new sequel series and special Star Wars guest, Sarah! Kicking things off with the first part of The Force Awakens. Join the squad as Sarah schools us on why the First Order and the Empire didn’t use clones anymore (spoiler alert, it’s dark). Brie falls in love with the StormPilot ship. Sista celebrates the imagination of fanfic and points out the bullshit of toxic masculinity. And Megan draws comparisons between Finn and Rey and roots for Bendemption. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Clones: Too Many Greenhouse Emissions, 2) Reylo=Drarry, 3) Vadar Helmet Therapy, 4) The Real Throuple: Storm Peylo Ren, 5) Michael Fassbender Phelps, 6) BB-8’s VIP Room, 7) Mortality’s a Bitch, 8) Dark Side 101: Repression, Repression, Repression, 9) Star Wars Daddy Issues, 10) Poe’s Sexual Tension

21- The Force Awakens Part 1 AKA Lightsaber Temper Tantrums

Bust out your lightsabers and get ready to throw a temper tantrum cuz it’s time for Part 2 of The Force Awakens with your girls and special guest, Sarah! Join our squad as Sarah educates us on Han and Leia’s relationship and all of the missing pieces since Return of the Jedi. Brie shares her love of Gwendolyn Christie and admits she is more into this branch of Star Wars. Sista recognizes that Leia is a goddamn PILLAR OF STRENGTH. And Megan is ready to captain the S.S. Reylo ship and gets riled up discussing her hatred of life coaches. Alternative episode titles include: 1) S.S. Reylo, 2) Pillar-Of-Strength-Leia, 3) Galaxy Tabloids, 4) Kombucha Discharge, 5) Emo Kylo Ren, 6) Huffleclaw With a Slytherin Rising, 7) F*ck you, Life Coaches, 8) Big Hologram Compensation, 9) OG Voldemort, 10) PSA: Urgunnadie, 11) Professor Sista on Death & Fuck Boys, 12) Homeboy the Wise, 13) The Phasma Lounge

22- The Force Awakens Part 2 AKA Grand-Daddy Issues

The squad is hitchin’ a ride back to the swinging 70’s with this week’s Brie pick, Now and Then! Join Sista, Brie, and Megan as they embark on this excellent women written, directed, and produced film about four pre-teen gals coming into womanhood and solving a town kept secret. Brie notes how important representation is and feels all weird when the teen hormones get too real. Sista is hung up on the lack of supervision in the 70’s but loves the lady marauder vibes. And Megan wanted to see all the peens when she was an adolescent, was such an angel baby growing up, and comes to the realization that she is Chrissy. Alternative titles include: 1) Pudding Tits, 2) Peek That Peen, 3) Porn Rhymes with Corn, 4) Lots of Lesbian Subtext, 5) Gaslight Addition Nightmares, and 6) Teen Awkwardness Too Real

23- Now and Then Part 1 AKA Lady Marauders

Aaaaand we're back for part 2 of the 90's classic coming-of-age film: Now and Then. Brie has an out of body experience that Megan hasn't seen Mermaids and is hung up on the gals being ill-prepared for rain. Sista hates that they're always almost drowning and loves all the death themes. Megan was real bad at math as a teen and is clearly trying to do too many things. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Pen Peeks Under Duress, 2) Lesbian Undertones, 3) Ride or Die Friends, 4) No Balls for Girls, 5) Inopportune Monsoons, 6) Get That Pearl Necklace, 7) Brother Dicks Everywhere, 8) Brendan Fraser Butthole Clenching, 9) Breast to the Third, 10) Playground or Cemetery? 11) Sug Night=Voldemort

25- Now and Then Part 2 AKA Lesbian Undertones

It’s time to let the past die with those Star Wars prequels and celebrate the new squad in The Last Jedi! Joining Megan, Brie, and Sista on this excellent adventure is Zach Luna! Sista’s brother and co-host of the amazing Spider-Man Minute Podcast. Welcome Zach in all his Star Wars cinema buff glory as he nerds out over the metatextualness of the stories in Star Wars. Brie is still luke warm on Luke and can’t stomach Rey’s horrendous capris. Sista focuses in on the Scooby Gang splitting up and all the subverted hero tropes. And Megan brings up the Yin & Yang symbolism and how important it is to teach social and emotional skills to the babies. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Luke Skyfucker Warm, 2) Darn Tootin’, 3) Ewok Christmas Story, 4) Vaginal Imagery, 5) Chrome Dildo Ships, 6) White Men Standards, 7) The Force of Failure, 8) Turn Up the Horny Knob, 9) Strangest Pen Pals, 10) Rebel Decoder Rings, 11) Star Wars, Failure, and Mortality, 12) This Ain’t No Disneyland Parade, 13) Unreliable Mentors Everywhere

25- The Last Jedi Part 1 AKA Samurai Drag Queens=Sith

Welcome back for Part 2 of Space Vegas, we mean, The Last Jedi! Joining the squad this week is beloved guest and brother to Sista, Zach Luna, co-host of the SpiderMan Minute Podcast! Zach explains how Rian does elegant storytelling and also calls our boy Finn out to not be complicit with fascism. Brie really wants to make SURE there is no incest on the horizon in TROS and absolutely adores Benico del Toro as DJ. Sista discusses connecting contrasting concepts and helps us understand what happens when you DON’T choose a side. Megan likes the gray area and the balance Rian is trying to bring to the Force and is loving all the badass lady storylines. Alternative episode titles include: 1) All the Daddy Issues, 2) We Need Mind Consent, 3) The Buffy Morality Line, 4) Don’t Meet Your Heroes, 5) Our Lord & Savior, Rey, 6) Save All the Fuck Boys, 7) Holdo: The Hero We Need, 8) Gryffindors Wear Spandex, 9) Space Vegas, 10) Yin-Yang 2020

26- The Last Jedi Part 2 AKA Save All the F*ck Boys

The final Star Wars episodes are HERE! Check it out as the squad and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino, discuss The Rise of Skywalker and boy do we have LOTS of feelings about it. Brie really wanted Stormpilot to happen and doesn’t understand who the hell would sleep with Palpatine. Sarah thinks TROS ruined Poe by adding the Zori history so he could be perceived more hetero and really wanted Rey to be ok with who she is. Sista notes that it is the first time her and Zach did not go see a Star Wars recent release when they were together for Christmas because Zach hated it and really didn’t like the backslide in character growth. And Megan defends Reylo, surprise, surprise and needs to bring Ben back to life in her fanfiction. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Layer of Salt, 2) Parafin Wax Needed, 3) Poe=DTF at all Times, 4) Shirt Off Force Ghost, 5) Fan Vindication Lyfe, 6) Tiny Seizures, 7) Reads Like a First Draft, 8) Palpatine Flakes, 9) Rose Done Dirty, 10) Too Many Legs, 11) Can’t Win Against a White Dude, 12) Palpatine=Trump, 13) Ben Solo=Disney Princess

27- The Rise of Skywalker Part 1 AKA Poe=DTF at all Times

It's the FINAL STAR WARS EP, Y'ALL!! Join the team for Part 2 of their discussion of Rise of Skywalker with local Star Wars expert guest, Sarah Valentino. Brie has an amazing deep cut reference recalling that General Pride was in Spice World, and she still deeply loathes Luke (surprise, surprise). Sarah explains the thought process of Force Ghosts and hates that they gave Poe a background as a Spice Runner (he already had a backstory from the comics!). Sista feels should have stayed dead and comes through with the Buffy references. Megan doesn't like how Leia was written after Carrie Fisher passed away and is processing all of this through the writing of her fanfiction. Alternative titles include: 1) Woo-Woo Force Ghosts, 2) Armi-TAGE Tucks, 3) General Pride Parade, 4) Shootin' Wads Off, 5) JJ Can't Close, 6) Good Guys=No Consequences, 7) Tinfoil Hat Territory, 8) Holograms Can Touch, 9) Old Luke is Better, 10) Glitter Sabers, 11) No Magic? Who Cares?

28- The Rise of Skywalker Part 2 AKA Ugly Cry Adam!

The squad rides for a final time on Brie’s last pic of the pod, ‘97 classic Beautician and the Beast! Strap on your bouffants and shimmy into your high waisted colorful pants. Brie declares that this film proves that no one can hate Fran but she also hates the kitten heels. Sista loves that Fran calls out bullshit while inviting change and she believes that Joy dreams in cartoons. Megan isn’t mad about loving this film even though she can put off some serious Grinch vibes. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Millennial Girl Acclaim, 2) Fran Melts Hearts, 3) No Dictator Staches, 4) Fran is a Force, 5) True Joy Meeller, 6) Fran the Millennial Savior, 7) Wigs on Fire, 8) Repressed Puff

29- Beautician & the Beast Part 1 AKA Wear Pink & Do Whatever You Want

Join the team for our FINAL EPISODE of Wait, You Haven’t Seen That?! The podcast. In this final installment, the gals jump back into our discussion of the 1997 not-really-a-classic classic, Beautician and the Beast with incomparable Fran Drescher. Brie still lovin’ on the 90s and the surprisingly diverse time it was and also appreciates Joy making the conversation for change productive. Sista likes that Fran adapts so well and compares Fran to Leslie Knope in her advocacy skills. Megan is obsessed with the massage scene and is impressed by Fran’s teaching pedagogy. Alternative episode titles include: 1) We’re In a Rom-Com Y’all, 2) Worried About Assassins, 3) Horn Ball Carl, 4) Come Be Better, 5) What Would Fran Do, 6) Umbilical Cord Purse, 7) Big Fran Energy, 8) Casually Unionizing, 9) Feelings Corner, 10) Teagy Bouffants

30- Beautician & the Beast Part 2 AKA Be Like Joy

Welcome to Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! the podcast! Join our three intrepid hosts: Sista Luna, Megan Wykhuis, and Brie Kole as they journey through uncharted territory of films at least one of the crew hasn't seen. We kick our show off with the original Star Wars Trilogy! That's right! Brie has NEVER seen them. So buckle up for poppin' movie cherries, endless Harry Potter references, and comical social commentary. Joining us on this adventure is our beloved Princess Teagan Woo, mascot to the Pod, and Brie Kole's Italian Greyhound fur-child. May the Schwartz be with you!

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