Standing there innocent
Walking around in a trance
Running through the forest
He's careful to run silently 

He never knows when the trolls will come

Jumping out with purpose
They call him out on his derpyness
The questions that he asks
The opinions that he has

One day they'll push him too far
He can't take it anymore
Standing up he'll point and shout
Fuck all you assholes

Going back to his charging station
Hugging his knees

That's when the Shazboticker cries
That's when the Shazboticker cries

The trolls don't let up
They sit and wait for the setup
He slips and falls
And they all saw

The opportunity is here
The lead troll's eyes widen
She slithers in for the kill
She's gonna bite him

One day they'll push him too far
He can't take it anymore
Standing up he'll point and shout
Fuck all you assholes

Going back to his charging station
Hugging his knees

That's when the Shazboticker cries
That's when the Shazboticker cries

The girls of his dream don't share the same dream
Yea he's a family man, he's a family man
The tennis balls always hit his balls
Yea Georgia's peaches, are the sweetest peaches

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