Yeah, this has been played more times than like, all of my real songs. This is a joke song I made to make fun of a delusional tweaker (well, we don't know what he's using) on Reddit. Don't do drugs, kids.

LYRICS:
Washing my machine
Everyone's a scammer
I'll put you on my list
Your vending won't be missed

DMCM
Is a pedo and a scammer
He took my website down
So I'll burn him to the ground

You're a scammer you're a scammer you're a scammer yeah
I'm a tweaker I'm a tweaker I'm a tweaker yeah
I'm a keyboard warrior, never sleeping, got no job
Protectin all these people from the scammers trynna rob
All my accounts got banned
Reddit just doesn't understand
But I'm on a mission, research chems in my vision
Making my decisions with precision
RRC
Only vendor you can trust
RRC
Everybody else sucks my nuts

You're a Scammer

Thanks to /r/drugscirclejerk for the inspiration! Written, recorded, and produced by yours truly.

Lyrics:

It's ya boi, Big Kratom
Just popped a Perc 30, on some crazy shit
This one's for you, drugscirclejerk

[verse 1]

Got some kratom and some water
Put in a shot glass
Mix that motherfucker up
Then I put it in my ass
I got syringes for the boof
Uhhh, kratom is the truth

Alcohol should be illegal
Psychedelics killed my eagle
Peaking with this beagle breath
Trippin like you ain't- seen- YET

[verse 2]

Spiders, spiders, spiders, spiders,
Spiders everywhere
Yeah I fucked a shadow person
Came right in its hair
Smoking on this indica
You know I'm down to share
It won't make you paranoid
Just listen bro I swear

Alcohol should be illegal
Psychedelics killed my eagle
Peaking with this beagle breath
Trippin like you ain't- seen- YET

Washing My Machine

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