화요비 (Hwayobi) - 이런 밤

Lucky UU

The Midnight Wanderer

You slid into my inbox, said you’re running the show,
Executive Vice President… from Gmail, though?
Promised me the moon with a private app plan,
But your empire’s built on quicksand.

Gmail VP's  you can’t fool me,
Titles don’t mean much without credibility.
If you’re running the charts, why you hiding for free?
Delete, block, repeat — Gmail VP's

You spelled the company's name with a hyphen inside,
Your business card is cyber spoof, your phone number hides.
No records on line, no platinum proof,
Your spam-scented promise sounds to good to be true.

Gmail VP's, you can’t fool me,
Titles don’t mean much without credibility.
If you’re running the charts, why you hiding for free?
Delete, block, repeat — Gmail VP‘s

Real deals don’t slide through the spam folder’s door,
They’ve got letterhead contracts, lawyers galore.
So take your “big offer,” your smoke and your scam,
Thanks I’ll keep my soul — you can keep your spam.

Gmail VP's, I’ve seen your type,
Big talk, small print, sells digital hype.
But you won’t get a dime, not a download from me,
I'll just have to delete another Gmail VP!

“Executive Vice Pretender… now that’s a promotion!”

Gmail VPs

Marcel was born in a hospital and became a child at a young age, showing much promise as a toddler, he was already illiterate in 3 languages before finishing elementary school. As a result of his relentless curiosity and lack of respect for social norms, he navigated successfully around receiving a formal education and entered into the work force in his teens, playing piano, performing magic tricks and stand-up comedy in exchange for money and respect.

Before reaching 20 he was already a regular at comedy clubs around Toronto, occasionally winning laughter and applause from his audience when not being booed off stage.

After working on a documentary film for a couple of magicians in China in 1999, he began to spend more time back in the motherland and became a bi-cultural jack of all trades and dabbled in many roles, taking part in everything from Beijing Music Festival to Magic shows on CCTV.

Working as a freelance creative meant he would take jobs ranging from writing to directing to acting to producing sound track for commercials and assorted video/audio projects... 

But above all, he is most proud of his work done out-side of the context of getting paid, when he writes ditties of music and songs for no purpose other than to capture a sliver of inspiration from muses who occasionally visit him in his waking dreams.

Gmail VPs

WDTSF

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