Comedians, Nikki Glaser and Phil Hanley bond over that fact that when it comes to romance, dating and sex “They Know Nothing”. They’re hoping that with the help of guests that drop by and calls from their listeners who share there own relationship quandaries, they can figure it out... or least have fun trying. 

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Episode 1

Nikki and Phil once again take listener questions and give advice, but first they have to decide what they're even going to name the podcast!

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Episode 2

Nikki and Phil are joined in studio by musician and Nikki's roommate/BFF Anya Marina (who also wrote their theme song!). They talk about dirty movies, sexting, and offer some advice to 'Laura' who calls in about a sketchy dude.  

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Episode 5

This week Nikki and Phil get into a wide range of topics from musical tastes to break ups, and all places in between.  Phil talks about a recent break up and the hosts offer advice to three callers who have questions about depression, starting a family, and online relationships.

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Episode 8

On this episode of WKN, Nikki and Anya realize they're best friends, Phil discusses the role of scotch in his breakup, and Anya is confesses she's depressed about dating. One caller's boyfriend is shocked by the number of partners she's had while another wonders what to do when a shy hookup won't respond to her latest texts even though he had once liked her.
Some light impressions between N, P, and A. 
Also: Does one person in a relationship always like someone more?

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Ep. 9 Wearing Your Vagina On Your Sleeve

Nikki, Anya, and Phil cover electrical magnetism, Nikki's favorite new device, and the commonalities between stand-up comedy and sex. Nikki and Phil have a heated debate about STDs and prostitutes, and Nikki reveals her celebrity crush.

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Knotty Pussy

Anya and Phil valiantly try to keep up with the lightning-quick mind of this week's guest, comedian Dave Attell. Topics: Anya watches Dave's special with her dad; dyslexia's cool period; Anya's hippie upbringing, the SF comedy scene, political correctness, language, how audiences have changed, the Clapper, growing up in Long Island, the most profound diff between music + comedy, Top 5, are all jokes / songs autobiographical?, Dave's obsessive checking, unconscious plagiarism + Lita Ford, code words + phrases in songs, pining for old NY, Big Jay Oakerson, quitting smoking, new material + keeping it fresh, gigging around town, Fran Lebowitz, Dave attempts to manage Anya's career, girl bands.

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33 - DAVE ATTELL + THE FIGHTING SULLIVANS

Phil Hanley, Liza Treyger and Anya talk Russian nicknames, superstitions, psychics, meditation & molly. Other topics include: Howard Stern, Hoda, The Amazing Kreskin, Kendall Jenner, meditating-away coldsores, bucket bands, Lil Freckles, Meryl Streep and masturbation.

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45 - NO HATS ON THE BED

Sam needs dating advice; Phil's beard; how Anya likes to be picked up on mass transit; accidental "I love you"s, Sam zings Phil throughout; Anya takes Sam and Phil through a Tinder swiping adventure; how to spot red flags in a relationship; Going Clear, Mad Men, The Jinx; love at first sight: is it a lie?; why Phil is more confident now; how Sam fits into his family, Big Brother update; Anya's near-amputation; the Kenny who saved her life; Justin Bieber roast.

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47 - PEG LEG

Comedian / writer / director Bonnie McFarlane joins Anya, Phi, and Sam Morril to discuss her documentary Women Aren't Funny. Topics include: Canada -->NYC, is gender even an issue in comedy?; pressure to be funny, weirdest thing a male tourmate has asked Bonnie to do, Do male comics get a pass when they playfully bully women? Does being a female performer require some kind of insanity? Bonnie's daughter kills at comedy, upsides of having a kid, Bonnie & feminism; pregnancy, oxytocin, husband Rich Vos, sex hang-ups; Sam reminisces about meeting Phil; Bonnie gives Anya dating advice.

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48 - WOMEN ARE(N'T) FUNNY

Long-island based comic and former cab driver Jimmy Failla and the hilarious comedian, writer, actor Rachel Feinstein join Sam and Anya for discourse on comedy writing, My Life’s In Turnaround, Red Eye, Anya's fear of going deaf, Hilary Clinton, Norm MacDonald, Rodney Dangerfield, female cab drivers, Sam’s pallor, Red Nose Day, dying wrestlers, having a stroke onstage, sleeping with the staff at a comedy club, pets, living on a farm, the Entourage movie, Hannah & Her Sisters, Carrie Fisher, Dianne Wiest & Sam, Paul Simon, Beach Boys movie Love & Mercy, Jane Fonda at a hair salon, and a caller asks for advice about dating someone much older and marginally famous.

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57 - JIMMY FAILLA + RACHEL FEINSTEIN

The podcast begins with an email that rattles Anya but quickly moves on to a discourse on how to make a proper Manhattan, guest Liza Treyger's comedy special, Boston, Swingers (the movie). Anya calls her mom to discuss being left in the snow as an infant. Other topics: Rosie O'Donnell, Red Eye, Liza gets passed at the Cellar, fearlessness in making enemies, squashed beef, fake friends, Liza's upbringing, Sam's relationship with his mom, mommy issues, Black Like Me, Rachel Dolezal, lobster rolls, Sam's NY experience

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58 - MOMMY ISSUES

Upon the release of his comedy album Muscle Confusion, Comedian Mike Vecchione gives us a look into the mind of one of the most respected comedians and joke writers in New York. Mike talks about his experience wrestling and how it shaped his work ethic, discipline, and daily practice.  Other topics: Sam gets a part in a movie; hot yoga; meditation; Dan Soder; earning an MA in special ed; dealing with negative feedback, Penn State, Greg Warren, Foxcatcher; joke writing tools; Opie & Jimmy; healthy eating; Sam & Phil respond to a listener who felt offended by last week’s episode; relationships; "I’ve Had It, Bro"; 30 For 30; Anya projects onto Mike; everyone gives advice to a listener who had an uncomfortable hookup with a friend; favorite comedians & specials; Patrice O’Neal; ego, spirituality; Bill Cunningham; existential meaning; goals; getting in your own way.

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64 - PERFECT PRACTICE...

Anya, Sam and Phil reconnect after an absence and are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson toward the end of the ep. Topics: Colbert, Trump, Kim Davis, Sam rehearses jokes for his brother’s wedding, negative feedback, Sam drops a bomb about a childhood make-out, advice for a young comedian in the early phases of his relationship, dating, family, Jessica’s inner monologue, bombing, cruise ships, new jokes vs older material, confidence, sexuality, Rachel Feinstein.

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69 - A MEASURED MELTDOWN: JESSICA KIRSON - PT. 1

The drop dead gorgeous and hilarious Kate Walsh (Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, Fargo, Bad Judge, Under The Tuscan Sun, etc) joins WKN to talk opera binges, pulling a "geographic,” crying on airplanes, Radiohead, a recent breakup, Kubler-Ross, JLo + Marc Anthony, Anya’s list of Guy Crushes, The Lover, a brief marriage, a fat suit, her go-getter attitude, instilling kids with confidence, family, fear culture, and past jobs. And this is just part 1!

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75 - KATE WALSH - PT. 1

We couldn’t get enough Kate Walsh! Part 2 covers shame spirals, Anya's black out, the ups and downs of fame, Private Practice, Phil's audition for Bad Judge, pilots that didn’t go, Kate’s wedding, ensembles, paparazzi, more crying on planes, the Pill  & the great female quandary, stumping for Obama, the Puss Train, cats and listeners’ questions re: dating a celeb, waiting to see if your partner will change his / her mind on kids,  and therapy.

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76 - KATE WALSH - PT. 2

The warm and personable Lisa Ann opens up about her fascinating career in adult film and drops some serious knowledge on the podcast. Topics include: growing up in PA, Rashida Jones’ Hot Girls Wanted, “closers,” how the industry has changed since she started in the 90s, new licensing systems, sober sex, real sex vs on-camera sex, schooling teenaged fans, prepping for all types of scenes, sleeping with pro athletes and younger men, marriage, cooking tips, Jenna Jameson, sports, satisfaction & fulfillment, Lisa’s book, "repeat offenders," and listeners’ questions re: texting tips, Lisa’s healthy & fitness routine, dating regular guys, vaginaplasty, her upcoming book, and family relationships.

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77 - BEST DATE EVER: LISA ANN

Topics: Phil’s health, Sam’s cd release, Joe List, Attell, how to be a good opening act, Lamar Odom, Khloe, Anya’s not-relationship, inner monologues, Fisherman’s Friend, breakups via text, listeners' emails, musical influences, whether a challenge is important in dating, where to meet women, Sam's acting class, getting set up.

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78 - PLENTY OF FISH

An in-depth talk on comedy & life with comedian Joe Machi. Topics include: how Sam, Phil and Joe met, Joe’s early days of comedy in NY, the Underground Lounge, standup predators, being in the top 4 on Last Comic Standing, Red Eye, Machi vs Morril, Rachel Feinstein, Joe’s upbringing, Catholicism, political correctness, joke writing, great premises, what makes a joke work vs fail, Joe punches up Anya’s anecdote, how musicians & comedians help each other, buzz words, annoying comedy patterns, stereotypes that kill which shouldn’t. when a premise lacks specificity, crowd-work, when an audience misses the point, popular music, popular comedy, is it possible to develop good taste?, hacky jokes.

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79 - AMERICA'S SWEETHEART: JOE MACHI

Pod starts off negatively right outta the gate then transitions into singer / songwriter / producer Eric Hutchinson's ethnicity, topics of food, performing w/ John Mulaney, pacing yourself, touring, touring, an awkward therapist incident, Richard Lewis’ therapist, analysts, Eric’s wife’s obsession w/ Roger Federer, Jessica Seinfeld, live music, Eric Hutchinson Is Pretty Good, Pure Fiction, shirts / merch, songwriting, inspiration, reading the audience in comedy vs music, phones at shows, co-parenting songs and jokes, Paul Simon, influences, and a couple live songs including a duet with Anya and Eric.

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83 - BIG POP: ERIC HUTCHINSON

Phil, Sam and Anya are joined by comedian Joe Machi & singer / songwriter Louise Goffin for a very special (and sometimes bleak!) holiday episode. Topics: Joe's parakeets, Anya's dog Radio, the Santa Claus myth, a hamster trafficking business, Sam’s trip to Bermuda, and listener emails (a painful tale of a hookup hooking up with a mutual friend, Catholic guilt, and tense holiday stories). Louise plays an original song and one by  her mom and dad (Carole King & Gerry Goffin) and shares stories about Beautiful, getting signed to Dreamworks, having famous parents, having children, following your passion and her latest album, Apple on Fire, as well as her Carole King covers project.

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84 - SWEET REPOSE

Best ep to date. Our trio covers vast territory, including: Anya’s light molestation in Mexico, a big relationship reveal!, Eddie from New York, Phil goes to the Big Short premiere, movies of the year, Sam can’t say Dayton, the boys offer to father Anya’s child, the Italians, Harrison Ford & Josh Hartnett, Hollywood Homicide, Star Wars, Anya sends Phil to her chiropractor, Phil is doing a movie, Sam's new annoying character, emails: a listener wonders if he should break-up with his young, shy gf, Sam is off porn; a female listener's first date asks if she wants to move to the suburbs over dinner—too much too soon? Is Sam a large? and more.

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87 - DREAM TEAM

Liza Treyger returns! Topics include: method acting, bad headshots, Anya’s film debut, eyebrow shaving, writing to famous people as a kid, Chris Kattan, a disgusting story about vodka, moving to LA, Liza is stressed about visitors, entertaining and routines, sibling rivalry, artistic hotspots, comedian pet peeves, parents, online dating, how to reach out to a highschool crush.

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88 - VOCAL FRY

Anya and Sam are Hanley-less and start the pod with a discussion on body odor. Other topics: the Bachelor, Sam closes a club in Toledo, relationships, romance on the road, Anya meditates and gets a response, having a pep in your step, David Bowie, tidying up, found objects, Anya’s show, ups and downs of Sam’s sensitivity, Anya hates bad PAs, Cleveland, X rated stories, attachment styles, a female listener wants to know how to be casual with women, etc.

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89 - 23 SKIDOO

Laos, lice, STDs, salmonella, Midway, swedish fish gum, qi, egg cream, Anya’s CD is out, Camus, eye bags, Bob Dole, online dating, I’ve Had It Bro, kids, Phil’s movie role, Sam gets too comfortable, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Synecdoche, 25th Hour, Savages, David Mamet, dating, texting, Eddie romances a girl, listener emails.

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90 - TENDER GREENS

Hanley-less, Anya and Sam talk about style icons, hooded eyes, body dysmorphia, upscale alcoholics, Liz Phair, Carlin, Simpsons, types of comics in NYC, jokes that have been done to death, staying fresh and connected, Mulaney, listener emails, lying about being sick, getting your ex back, breakup bluffing, foul feather friends, a perfect and profound basketball rant, Sam and kids, possessive partners and truffles.

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91 - CRAZY LOVE

The frank and fun Esther Ku joins Anya and Sam for an open discourse on her faux-membership at Chronic Masturbators Anonymous and living with PSAS (Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome). Topics include: shame, doubt, Bukowski, digital manipulation, scatological stuff, suicide, dogs in the bed, listener emails, talking to kids + dogs, and more.

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92 - INSATIABLE: ESTHER KU

Comic / writer / director Bonnie McFarlane joins the pod to talk about new book You’re Better Than Me. Other topics: light Phil impressions, tales of early New York, earnest sex talk, her radio show and podcast w/ husband Rich Vos (My Wife Hates Me), asking famous women out on social media, sexism, creeps, Adventures of a Woman in Rock, keyboard courage, hecklers, dinner shows, her documentary Women Aren’t Funny, her new movie, dating multiple people, listener emails, is saying 'thank you’ ever inappropriate?

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93 - WE LOVE BONNIE McFARLANE

Anya & Sam are joined by comic and Tuesdays With Stories podcast co-host Mark Normand to talk about Anya's first impression of Mark, women in pajamas, text vs real talk, FaceTime, opening lines, dating a woman with one leg, having kids, opening for Amy Schumer, fame, meeting George Carlin, comedy soulmates, joke theft, wants vs needs, therapy, intimacy vs sex, Anya's emotionally unavailable period, connecting in a long distance relationship, Joe List, suspicion of those who like you, and listener emails: a songwriter's gf dislikes his song about his ex, sex advice.

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95 - JACKIN' AROUND: MARK NORMAND

Comedian Chris Distefano joins the podcast to talk about fatherhood, writing, acting (Used People, Benders), and comedy, and to answer listener emails. 

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96 - CHRIS DISTEFANO

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97 - BYEEEEE!

Musician Anya Marina, and comedians Phil Hanley and Sam Morril, do their best each week to help themselves and the occasional caller make sense of relationships, sex, and romance. None of them know what the hell they're talking about, but through candid conversations and help from guests, they have as much fun as possible trying to figure it all out.  Call in with your questions at 347-467-1240!

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