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crystal castle

This band "the alberts" is based on two people who desperately wanted a government grant to open up a pretentious art gallery in the evil winter of 2009 which proved difficult. the people are too complicated and fickle to be described in full. they have since been altered and expanded. They also are big fans of pie. and one of them... the girl one, has a bad habit of choking on food and or small colorful candy. Oh yeah, well the boy one makes really disturbing concentration sounds not unlike those of an over weight geriatric relator. He is a pretentious little snobby poop!!!!!! muahahahah! I hate him and he hates me. The girl one also tends to eat in the bathroom, like all the time. If you look inside the toilet tank you will usually find a half eaten roast beef sandwich. so there. the end. Not so fast... Hardly anyone knew... but the boy one encouraged hospitalized children with upper GI ailments, to scarf colorful gum balls so that he could watch rainbows flow through the extraction tubes and into the bile receptacle.(true story)

crystal castle

The Alberts