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It's 1 AM and I'm awake 
I breathe in all my lungs can take 
And let it out and think that life's okay 
There's so much I have yet to see 
But right now I'm just 23 
Taking life as it comes to me 

I've been told 
That happiness ain't a thing that you can hold 
The grind gets old 
When you're living alone and there's no one there to hold 

So I look to the stars 
And I pray when it's hard and its cold 
But it's never that bad 
There's warmth in knowing love through loving what you have 

This is my time to make my mistakes 
And I wouldn't give it away for anything 
Sure there's times when I get down but when all is said and done 
Life is too short so just have fun 

I count my blessings every day 
There's no digressing anyway 
I got love in my heart that's here to stay 
There is a plan for everything 
So have a smoke and take a drink 
Sit back and try never to over think 

I've been told 
That loveliness ain't a thing that you can hold 
The grind gets old 
When you're living alone and there's no one there to hold

Life's Too Short

She be like I just want a nice guy 
But girls lie; she needs a dick to treat her right 
She don't need tall, you'll do just fine mean and small 
She will call, but nice guys don't get to finish at all 

What's wrong?! Do you want to talk?! 
Then she'll say I just need space 
Can I grab your bag?! Open your door?! 
You won't see her anymore 

I won't make the first move 
Cause that's not what she wants me to do 
I won't text in between 
Cause girls like their guys mean 

Don't show class cause she will run away so fast 
Raise a glass, make a toast to her best friend's ass 
She'll love that, how many bucks you want to bet 
Call six girls fat, you'll wind up having a sextet 

What's wrong?! Do you want to talk?! 
Then she'll say I just need space 
Can I grab your bag?! Open your door?! 
You won't see her anymore 

I won't make the first move 
Cause that's not what she wants me to do 
I won't text in between 
Cause girls like their guys mean 

Ya girls like their guys mean 
Ya I don't know 

I won't make the first move 
Cause that's not what she wants me to do 
I won't text in between 
Cause girls like their guys mean 

I won't lie 'bout how you look in those jeans 
Cause girls like their guys mean 
But I swear I'll check for STDs 
Cause girls like their guys clean

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We all want to be young
But our youth just fades so fast
What diet are you on?!
Well I gotta say you're looking great..but

Hey I know it's hard to let things go
But deep down you have gotta know
It's best to age with grace
Cause plastic just looks fake

Hey doctor size me up
Put my tits back into place
Suck away my muffin top
They'll have to say I'm looking great..but

Hey I know it's hard to let things go
But deep down you have gotta know
It's best to age with grace
Cause plastic just looks fake

I see us down the road skin tight like it's leather
And we all look like Bruce Jenner
And all the women try to look like their daughters
The boys have fishmen for fathers

Look young, be young for your life
Yes we can! Just go under the knife
Ya look young, be young for the night
Pump up those lips/those tits get it all tight

Hey I know it's hard to let things go
But deep down you have gotta know
It's best to age with grace
Cause plastic just looks fake

Bruce Jenner

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I picked her up at half passed 8
We whined and dined and talked 'til late ya
And she never touched her phone
I paid the bill, opened her door
I've done this once or twice before ya
So why am I at home?

Oh where did I go wrong?! 
She must be on drugs
My game was strong
The list goes on and on and on
Oh where did I go wrong?! 
She must be on drugs
My game was strong

She gave my balls the blues
I thought this night was meant for two
I'm sad but I'm fresh out of tissues

Maybe I just said the wrong thing
Could be she has some self esteem ya
Maybe I'll never know
But I can't get her out my head
Replaying everything she said woah
This girl, she ain't no hoe

The Best Revenge