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Finally, a holiday album for the rest of us.
Every December 23rd, families gather around an unadorned aluminum pole to air their grievances, compete in feats of strength, and declare minor coincidences to be miracles. Now, these sacred traditions have a soundtrack.
From the dance-floor anthem "It's Almost Time (December 23rd)" to the tear-jerking country ballad sung from the perspective of a pole, this genre-spanning collection celebrates everything we love about Festivus: the complaints, the wrestling, the regifted presents, and the six-day-old leftovers we declare "still good."
No tinsel. No angels. No maxed-out credit cards. Just aluminum, grievances, and songs you'll be singing until someone finally pins you to the ground.
Happy Festivus. Same time next year.

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Finally, a holiday album for the rest of us.
Every December 23rd, families gather around an unadorned aluminum pole to air their grievances, compete in feats of strength, and declare minor coincidences to be miracles. Now, these sacred traditions have a soundtrack.
From the dance-floor anthem "December 23rd The only day That Matters", to the tear-jerking "All Are Welcome  'Round the Pole", this genre-spanning collection celebrates everything we love about Festivus: the complaints, the wrestling, the regifted presents, and the six-day-old leftovers we declare "still good."
No tinsel. No angels. No maxed-out credit cards. Just aluminum, grievances, and songs you'll be singing until someone finally pins you to the ground.
Happy Festivus. Same time next year.

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