You can fuck me in my bedroom. 
You can fuck me in my bafroom.  
You can fuck me in my kitchen. 
You can fuck me from behind.  
You can fuck me in my mini-van. 
Toss my salad like a gay man.  
I don’t care how you fuck me, 
Just fuck me when you can.   

You can fuck me on my tippy toes. 
Jump my bones until the rooster crows.  
You can fuck me with a dildo, 
Anything to fill my hole.  
You can jump on and ride my ass. 
Fuck me hard baby fuck me fast.  
I don’t care how you fuck me, 
Just fuck me right damn now.   

There are issues and baggage between us Always something to get over. If I had my way surely you would 
Shut the fuck up and fuck me. I need you to fuck me.  Dat’s right. Cuz you know sometimes… 
A lady needs to be made love to…that’s the troof… 
But otha times she needs to get fucked! 
And it’s up to you men to figure out when to do which one… 
SO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT! PLEASE!  There are issues and baggage between us. Always some kinda bullshit to get over. If I had my way surely you would 
Shut the fuck up and fuck me. I need you to fuck me. You can fuck me deep inside. Up the butt I ain’t got no pride. You can nose dive into my poon, 
Butcha betta do it soon. You can fuck me in Pakistan. 
Blow my coochie up like tha Taliban. I don’t care how you fuck me… 

Just fuck me when you can. I don’t care, I don’t care! I need you to fuck me. I need you right here, right now, inside of me yeah, yeah. Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck me. I don’t care how you fuck me just…just…fuck me when you can.

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Fuck Me

01 The Jets - Crush On You
02 Nighthawk - Eye Of The Tiger (Survivor Cover) 
03 Divine - Show Me Around
04 Wendy Ho vs Taylor Dayne - I Can't Afford To Tell It To My Heart
05 Aretha Franklin - What A Fool Believes (Doobie Brothers Cover)
06 Melissa Manchester - You Should Hear How She Talks About You
07 Lydia Murdock - Superstar (Billie Jean Answer Song)
08 Michael Jackson - We Are Here To Change The World (from Captain EO)
09 Kim Fields - He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
10 Cher - Holdin' Out For Love
11 The Weather Girls - I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair
12 Diana Ross - Mirror, Mirror
13 Koffie - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Bonnie Tyler Cover)
14 Chaka Khan - Heed The Warning

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Get Wendy Ho's latest Billboard Top Ten Comedy Album "Greatest Shits" on itunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/greates…***s/id913272223

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Wendy Jo Smith, better known as the foul mouthed, hilarious singer and rapper Wendy HO- is a renaissance comedienne. "Over a million youtube hits," "who Ryan Murphy turns to for inspiration," "media maven," "creative tour de force," and "the number one female Drag Queen in the country," are all euphemisms for what can be more bluntly stated: bitch is talented.

In 2014 her "Greatest Shits" album ran on the top 10 Billboard comedy charts for over 3 months alongside comedians like: Sarah Silverman, Louis CK, and The Lonely Island.  
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