Received a taco hot dog from the cart down town in a plastic cup
Don’t you want a foam box for your food?
No thanks, just a plastic cup.
Exactly—
I want an iced coffee, without the ice, just put it in a plastic cup
But won’t the heat cause you to contract tephlon poisoning?
No, not with a plastic cup.
I asked for a beer at the bar to take home illegally in a plastic cup
A retired prison warden asked me if I was drinkin’ and I said
“just what’s in the plastic cup.”
I asked the doctor if I could have my blood back, just put it in a plastic cup
I took my paycheck home with me in half dollar coins in a plastic cup

Tupperwear, fuck that, paper cone, fuck that
Crown royal bag, fuck that, monogrammed dog bowl, fuck that
Casserole pan, fuck that, manilla envelope, fuck that
Tricycle basket, fuck that, trapper keeper, fuck that
Plastic cup, nah, don’t fuck that plastic cup

Mom baked me a birthday cake, in a pan? No, in a plastic cup
Wasn’t that cake irregularly shaped? Just shaped like a plastic cup.
What frosting was it? None, the cup just melted
How many candles were in it? None, the plastic coating was too thick.
Can I carry my resentment in a plastic cup? No, the cup rejects all negativity
Went to bed and took my makeup off and put it in a plastic cup
Next morning when I wanted to drink my juice I had to wash it up
The police attack dogs all muzzle themselves with a plastic cup
Cacti don’t actually contain water, just a bit of green mush
IN A PLASTIC CUP!


In A Plastic Cup

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 I used to be a punk rock girl
I cut my hair myself
I used to be a punk girl

Baby, why don’t you call me?
No I don’t have a cell
If you can’t find a payphone
Then you can go to hell

I used to be a punk rock girl
I cut my hair myself
I used to be a punk girl

Fuck off, your beer’s no good to me
I am gluten intolerant
If you don’t like that, baby,
Then you can suck my dick

I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT MY LIFESTYLE CHOICES

I used to be a punk rock girl
I cut my hair myself
I used to be a punk girl

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