Butch Reynolds

Tom interviews a visiting professor under the Lewisburg bridge to talk of village life in India, Calvinism and the late Francis Schaeffer's knickers. 
One, two...LET'S GO!

Dr. Wally Wali-Pali

Tom talks to the most fascinating person ever: A real live, international criminal Hoopstar who poses as the "harmless guy next door."

Nogot Kulchick (The Church Usher)

Jim John Erdley interviews "Tom Watson,"  pseudonym for notorious late 90's hit man, Vincent Von Vincent. JJ endures a lot of breath and breathlessness to secure this exclusive window into NYC's dark underbelly. WARNING: Sexist term "broads" not the responsibility of this channel. 

Vincent the Popper, Rough Sketch with Outakes

Town Character

Maestro Dick Bender

Behind the Mansion House Bar & Grille on Main Street, Matthew Monticchio has a chat with Watsontown's ersatz gangsta king pin. 

Oscar

Five Minutes with People Tom Knows Personally...and You Will Too!
Direct from Watsontown, Pennsylvania. 

Skyler P'Leo

Doris

Sergio takes a few minutes from The Hoagie Hut to discuss his studies at Bucknell University's graduate programs in Philosophy and Business.
Note: No translation is provided. 

Sergio

First in a series of earnestly interpreted crap.
If these couplets move you, send me your own gathered, obscure and beloved lines for me to record. 
I accept magnetic poetry, discarded shopping lists and redacted lines from throw-away novels. I do not accept VISA or Mastercard. 
Spray Me With Rain was Written by the now dead, famous New England, wayfaring sage, Orville Buck Hineywhilstle I, and interpreted by none other than myself. 

whatsintownpa?