This is a long episode to make up for the two week hiatus. We discuss the last two weeks, Fred Flintstone, the Women's Championship, smoking drug weed, Andrade 'Cien' Almas and Zelina Vega, the funkiest worm in the world, Drew McIntyre wearing jeans and being sexist, hoping Aleister Black says the name and maybe kisses, and War Games Predictions that are now two days late. We DON'T discuss War Games, because of when we record. SORRY, SUCKERS.

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This is the WAR GAMES MEGA SHOW and it almost killed me. We discuss every single match this week, 7 matches, and it was way too much. Every match was better than the last and there was way to much to talk about but I forced Alec to talk about everything and we're never doing it again. No more recapping, I've had it, I've fucking had it. Alec was right, we don't need to recap every match, but I insisted, and I paid for my hubris, so if you want recaps, this is the last gigantic episode that has match recaps in it. SORRY, SUCKERS.

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This is a normal episode for normal people. We discuss the time traveling antics of NXT shooting schedules, being 420 friendly even when the joke doesnt quite work, the Michelin Man doing the hip swivel, The Riot-t-t-t-t Squad, the second coming of Andrade 'Cien' Almas, the unbearable absence of Nigel McGuiness, Mauro Renallo being driven insane by kids toys, Pete Dunne being the perfect wrestler and a dweebis supreme, and so much more. If you were looking for coherent commentary and more than 20 people in the audience, this isn't the episode for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Whats NXT Episode 6 #423

This is an episode for people who have been told. We discuss Nigel McGuiness being one of the best in the business, a very buff Bart Simpson, Seasons Beatings not being an ECW PPV, Andrade Cien Almas, King Of The World, how everyone told you, a giant angry lemon, Iconic Duo forever, our sweet sweet boy finally getting the win, life is meaningless without Velveteen Dream and so much more. If you were looking for a reason for Ruby Riot-t-t-t-t and Sonya DeVille to be having another match, you're out of luck, brother. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Whats NXT Episode 7 - "I TOLD YOU"

This is an episode for people who have some issues with the finish. We discuss Sailor Moon, Andrade 'Cien' Almas as usual, these filthy casual fans watching our lovely show, Zelina Vega yelling at a bald man, Thing One and Thing Two, Net Neutrality, NXT finally being on television and how they fucked it all up, making your champ look like a wimp, and Chris Jericho cursing a bunch. If you were looking for an episode NOT plagued by technical issues, you're out of luck, brot---- reconnecting ---- SORRY, SUCKERS.

What's NXT Episode 8 - Technical Difficulties

This is an episode for us, for once. We took it easy this week, informal, and talked about Jinder Mahals work out, The Street Profits and their time distorting magic, NWO Johnson, Fred Flinstone, doing it live, an unnecessary match, secretly loving Booker T's commentary, a four way that's good, bad booking being goood booking, looking jacked, baby, and not having monitor access. If you don't want to watch an entire match in the replay, this isn't an episode for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

WhatsNXT Episode 10 - WE'LL DO IT LIVE aka 2017 Fuck Off

This is an episode for people who don't care what daddy says, they're breaking all the rules! We discuss NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom, Cheeseburger and his rapture to paradise, lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes, Dakota Kai's poor elbow, RIP Dakota Kai's Elbow, THE RETURN OF THE VELVETEEN DREAM, Street Profits Theme into Beaded Curtain, Adam Cole going to the A Material, and the return of The Dark Knight. If you don't find those Hollywood shows so incredibly detailed, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Episode 12 - NXT Daddy Lays Down The Law

This is an episode for people who aren't fat, they're cultivating mass. We discuss the end of the Blaze It Era, Alec's struggles with alcohol abuse, The Flintstones, Moss and Dozavich laying down the cardboard and going one-on-one for a pair of parachute pants, Percy talking all the time now, The Black-man Cometh, Roddy steals a promo, Lacy Evans is angry all these foreigners are stealing jobs, Regal misjudges two faces ability to not fall into traps, and The Street Profits lose for the first time. If you don't have to register your fists as weapons with the government, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Episode 13 - Big Mac Attack

This is an episode for people who are cleaning the streets of these fashion criminals, one cargo short at a time. We discuss how insane old racists deserve to run a football league every once in a while, The Velveteen Dream's amazing fashions, stealing the dreams of babyfaces, a bad match, the return of Bianca BelAire, Superfly, TM61 calls Alec a nerd by name, James Brown is back from the dead, the Authors Of Pain are going nuts, The Velveteen Dream's amazing fashions again, Johnny Gargano's confusing fashions, Nigel has a crush on Johnny Gargano, and a match of the year contender already. If you don't understand the important role mediation has come to play in our judicial system, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Episode 14 - Nigel Says "Pinata"

This is an episode for people who deserve to take a little break, because this is becoming a slog. We discuss presents that finally arrived, Paul Heyman scouting NXT talent, Akems knee explodes, Velveteen Dream continuing to fat shame Cassius Ohno, Billie Kay becomes and elephant, Ember Moons elbow explodes, the fast roll up win, Adam Coles thumb explodes, Adam Coles back explodes, the best match we've ever seen, Gargano's heart explodes, and the return of Blackheart. If you think it's a good idea to turn your back on Ciampa, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Episode 15 - TAKEOVER PHILLY: Flashback to Battery Attack

This is an episode for people who *booing*. We discuss how there's *booing*, disappointing booking, *booing*, all promos all the time, *booing*, *booing*, Pete Dunne is sexy, *booing*, Ciampa attempts to *booing*, and SO MUCH *booing*! If you think *booing*. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Episode 18 - *seven minutes of sustained booing*

We're back, baby! This is an episode for people who are just so, so itchy. We discuss how people are moving up, John Cena is finally putting over young talent, one month of missed build, except the North American Title which just... fucking... showed up, Percy doesn't know what the word "Pyrrhic" means, Shayna Baszler is a beast and maybe also a used car salesman, Adam Cole does Adam Cole shit yet again, the craziest stupidest ending to a crazy stupid Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic, Almas got robbed, ROBBED I SAY, and SO MUCH MORE ! If you think Ciampa/Gargano is the best wrestling you've ever seen, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS.

Episode 19 - The Best Takeover You've Seen In Forever

This is an episode for people who aren't afraid of you. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, and the nothing that's been happening in the main roster, Moss And Sabatelli are separated, but haven't divorced yet, we talk about The Dozer being a lizard even more than usual, so that's fun, Doney Blortch has a new member, Adam Cole is the chosen one, Vanessa Borne has a character now, Aleister Black is walking aimlessly through a parking lot talking with himself, and Dakota Kai is the one, we're so fucking behind her, we love you Dakota Kai! If you think Ciampa isn't living up to the name Tommy Sports Entertainment, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS

Episode 20 - Just Fine

This is an episode for people who just want to be punished. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, a fat skeleton fighting with the leader of Los Ingobernables and buckets of cum, a new NXT show and, get this, it's in the United Kingdom, we got our first email and now have the shows first meme, Otis Dozivich is COOOMMMMINGGGG, a new gimmick for Aliyah, Doney Blortch gets over even though they still look like eggs, Aleister Black has come back indoors from the parking lot and cutting fun promos, finally, and the horniest Takeover you could ever imagine! If you think wrestling isn't bloodthirsty enough, this isn't the show for you. SORRY, SUCKERS!

Episode 21 - Choke Me, Mommy or: Legalize Chris

This is an episode for people who are not heels. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, WWE lying about the start time of their shows, Alec is the "face" of the podcast because he stirs up nationalistic fervor and gloats about the death of his enemies, you know, face stuff, War Raiders got roused from their slumber by all the noise, psychologists are just gypsy fortune tellers for brains, Tristan is a Richard Nixon type figure (not a heel), the tags, mens and best divisions, and the rest of the PPV crap that, holy shit, it was great. If you think Johnny Gargano or Tristan Marsh, the man who devotes his time and energy to editing this podcast, are heels, this isn't the podcast for you. SORRY, SUCKERS! JOHNNY GARGANO AND TRISTAN MARSH, FACES FOREVER.

Episode 23 - Brooklyn 4 Super Show AKA The Johnny Gargano/Tristan/Osama Bin Laden Heel Discourse

This is an episode for people who are extremely goofy. We discuss everything that's been happening in NXT over the past month, including the appearance of a new group of boring junkyard boys, everyone is making jokes all the time, don't touch Biancas hair, Nikki Cross is cute now, I guess, William Regal continues the investigation and steps on a rake, Daktoa Kai has lost twice, TWICE, to Aliyah, so make of that what you will, Shayna Baszler is now an imperialist, give me anti-imperialist Baszler, the tags, mens and best divisions. If you think the ending of Dunne-Ricochet was a powerhouse of wrestling storytelling, this isn't the podcast for you. SORRY, SUCKERS!

Episode 24 - IBS is NO JOKE

This is an episode for people who are extremely late. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, but that was, like, October 17th. We were drunk, Alec edited the podcast and he took a million years, and it all just, it's a mess. I don't blame you if you don't finish this one. We don't even talk about how the WWE is now a facilitator of a murderous regime in the middle east, damn! Expect a new one soon, where we talk about how horribly watching NXT weighs on our conscience. Hulk Hogan is back! Damn! If you think all of that might be made up for by the fact we also talked about Impact: Bound For Glory, this might finally be the podcast for you. SORRY, SUCKERS! really im sorry

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Episode 25 - Late, Drunk, and Out Of Control

This is an episode for people who are right on time. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, actually more like month and a half, whatever. My computer died, Alecs lizard dies, we were in mourning.We finally talk about how the WWE is now a facilitator of a murderous regime in the middle east, the horrible situation on the Main Roster, and Hulk Hogans return. But also, some good stuff! Also, yet again, we recorded before a whole bunch of shit changed, and were completely wrong about everything, so, uhhhh, I hope Kassius Ohno does NOT attack The Forgotten Sons and put them on the DL. If you've been waiting for over a month for this one, your wait is over, but this still might not be the podcast for you. I apologize for nothing, SUCKERS.

Episode 26 -  Broken Dreams and Husky Boy Jeans

This is an episode for people who love to follow the rules at the gym. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, but also before January 18th or so? Yet again Alec took like two weeks to edit this thing, and then you listen to it, and it's completely unedited. But that's the appeal, right? We shoot from the cuff, we're cool guys, we're laid back, we're two weeks late. We talk about global monopolies, and the Mack née Metro Brothers, Tristan was right about everything yet again, The Street Profits potential IMPLOSION?!, the Doo Doo Man, Humberto, Shayna Baszler and Bianca Belair are killing it, and... not much more? If you think those... those unremembered guys, the dudes that no one... you can't think of who they are, damn what were their names? If you think they deserve the belts RIGHT NOW, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

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Episode 27 - Wait, What IS NXT?

This is an episode for people who are eight, nine feet tall? EY!  FUGGETABBOUTIT! BAGEL PIZZA SCHMEAR SUBWAY. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, including The Dusty Classic, the return of Kona Reeves, George W Bush's Axis Of Evil, Bianca BelAir, Io Shirai, and Kairi Sane, #thenewyorkgiants, Poisoned Protein Powder, RIP Asuka, Get Well Soon Ciampa, the return of Adam Cole, and the best tag team in NXT the... Forgotten Sons?! If you think Bugenhagen shouldn't eat an entire bulb of garlic just to make me and me alone happy, because he's good as he is and he's already a babyface, well, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 29 - #thenewyorkgiants

This is an episode for people who are en media res. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, no wait, two weeks, including memes, Erik Bugenhagen is going to have a hernia, #thenewyorkgiants, Walter defeated some jobber, The Viking Experience, also still War Raiders? they're gonna lose to Street Profits, so that rocks, The European Union, WOMENS WRESTLING, WOMENS WRESTLING, I LOVE WOMENS WRESTLING (not a pervoid), Alec doesn't want to see children get concussions, and, listen, Gargano... he's bad, guys. If you think Dijakovic's tweet is unproblematic, really, this in not the podcast for you. Have you ever listed to this podcast? Damn. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 30 - Live From Mammoth Caves (Perfect Audio Quality)

This is an episode for people who have had a rough month. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month and a half, including The Return Of Riddick, the introduction of Kushida, a bunch of stuff, damn I'm so fucking tired, Shayna is still champ, I broke my body, Alec broke his mind, Viking Experience just fucking disappeared, so did Dijak, and the end of the Gargano era and the beginning of some kind of unanimous time. If you think The Velveteen Dream is a bad singer, this in not the podcast for you. Come on! Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 31 - The Chronicles Of Riddick Regimen

Takeover: Toronto. NXT Moving To USA Network. Austin Theory. The End  Of The Breakout Tournament. We don't talk about any of these things this episode. We recorded this over a month ago and due to events in our private lives we haven't been able to get this live until now. WHOOPS! This is an episode for people who have had an even rougher month. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before Takeover. If you think Nikos Rikos isn't the new top dog of NXT, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 32 - The Nikos Rikos Show

WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS A MESS. This is an episode for people who have been sued for having opinions that are too dangerous. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before since going live, including: Roderick Strongs tiny peepee, being sued by the WWE (PARODY), Wale wants the smoke, what's going on with AEW, what's going on with Powerrrrrrr, what's going on with Beyond, let's wrap this up, Alec has a plane to catch god damn it. If you are controled by the slave morality of our Christian society, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 33 - THE MOST DANGEROUS UNOFFICIAL PODCAST ONLINE

This is an episode for people who are not professional broadcasters. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before War Games, including: what the fuck is going on? Does anyone else find the build to War Games and Survivor Series of the last month super fucking confusing? Also, Lio Rush is killing it, Angel Garza is KILLING IT, what is going on with NXT commentary, what THE FUCK is going on with Powerrrrrrr commentary, Jim Ross is the audience surrogate of AEW, racism, it's cool to say "Fuck Triple H", we stand in solidarity with ACH and Mauro, but, uh, maybe Mauro could chill just a little bit. Please come back soon, though. If you are sanctioned by the WWE, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 34 - Solidarity. Then. Now. Forever.

This is a bonus episode for people who have fallen through a rift in time. We discussed 3 time NWA Champion Lou Thesz, including: he just looks like a dude, nothing happens, sometimes he's a jerk, but it's captivating. It's the most god damned electric wrestling you've ever watched, even though nothing fucking happens. Also, there's a very effete commentator who wants to tell his mommy on Buddy Rogers. If you are all about the high flying moves, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Bonus Episode - Lou Thesz, 1950s King Of The Spotfest

This is an episode for people who took almost a month to edit the podcast, even though all my coughs and stutters and crosstalk  got left in. What the hell were you doing all month, Alec? We discussed everything that happened in NXT before Royal Rumble, including: New champs, Angel Garzas Pants, two questions from Chris, NXTs audience is truly amazing, but also really fucking annoying, what do we do with Takeover now, I don't know, I forget what happened because it's from almost a month and a half ago and I didn't edit the pod this month, so... "edit" the pod. If you are expecting regular podcasts with funny, insightful banter, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 35 - Cruiserweight Champion Angel Garzas Pants

This is an episode for people who have already seen all this stuff. Did we fall through a god damn time portal? We discussed everything that happened in January and February, including: It's too damn early, Velveteen Dream is a sexual predator now, Ciampa Vs. Gargano Feud (where have I seen that before?), Triple H and Steph looking for a third, Keith Lee vs Dominic Dijakovic Feud (where have I seen that before?), Reina Gonzalez is no longer a cowboy, The Dusty Classic is won by a team of two singles competitors (where have I seen that before?), showing off your hog, Bianca BelAir loses at TakeOver (where have I seen that before?), and we can't watch TakeOver anymore because it's only on the Network, unless... Also, Bernie won Nevada. If you believe the official explanation that Epstein Tombstone Piledriver-ed himself off his bunk, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 36 - Broserweights On The Lolita Express

This is an episode for people who have been laid off in the middle of a global pandemic. We discussed everything that happened in March and April, including: Ciampa Vs Gargano has taken over NXT, the ladder match was good, why are we still constantly talking about Ciampa Vs Gargano, Sam Roberts Shut Up Challenge, god damn how about a 45 minute Ciampa Vs Gargano match named the "one last beat", Bianca BelAir was never given the belt and that's a travesty, although Gargano elbow dropping Ciampa into a bunch of bottled water was the spot of the century. Also, we explain what COVID-19 is, and continue to grapple with the horrible business practices of the WWE. Then, Alec and I discuss left oriented tactics in America, and it gets a little... spicy. If you are not ready to Stone Cold Stunner a politician for the cause, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Episode 37 - Exploitative Business Practices In The Time Of Corona

This is a bonus episode all about Wrestlemania. We liked some of it. We didn't like some of it. Long story short: what the hell was that?

2020 Wrestlemania Bonus - Screaming Wrestlemania into the void

Alec And Tristan spend arguably too much time each week discussing the weekly wrestling show on TV, NXT. Our opinions on wrestling are too DANGEROUS for the man. Finally, there's an UNOFFICIAL podcast talking about The Street Profits. Not associated or affiliated with World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. ("WWE") in any way.

What's NXT: The ORIGINAL Unofficial NXT Podcast

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