;Welcome to What The Het?!, the hot new podcast on the block starring Niko Rufino and Alex Keswick! Join us in our inaugural, introductory episode as we dish the hot goss on heteronormativity in films, discuss our own experiences with compulsory heterosexuality, & solve the mystery of Steve Job's ghost!

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What The Het?! - Episode 0

We are now a book review podcast! Please enjoy our deep insight into Stephen King's classic horror novel, IT.

What The Het?!

WTH Book Review: Stephen King's IT

The big surf recital is coming up, and Niko & Alex only have one week to find a sugar daddy- I mean, Billabong sponsor! Join us as we discuss crushing pipes, the importance of friendships outside of dating, and ask each other the all-important question: do you know who's protecting your backside? All this and more in our analysis of 2002's best competitive surfing film based off of a magazine article, Blue Crush!

Listen now to this excerpt from the episode, and find the full episode on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or our dedicated feed: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-2-blue-crush-aka-girls-cant-surf-pipe/

Ep. 2 Preview - The Ocean & The Moon's Intergalactic Love Affair

The year: who knows! The place: France, probably? The problems: matic! It's our most off-the-rails episode yet as Niko and Alex, fresh from their respective viewings of Prince's 1986 directiorial debut Under the Cherry Moon, struggle to make sense of what even just happened. Café bats, beachside sex dungeons, and more gender than you can shake a $50,000,000 trust fund at; you'll need a lifetime to wrap your sequined headscarves around this one, folks!

Listen now to this excerpt from the episode, and find the full episode on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or our dedicated feed: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-3-under-the-cherry-moon/

Ep. 3 Preview - Prince's Secret Sex Cave

Niko and Alex are suffering eternally in a hell of their own design as they try to untangle the wicked web woven by Joel Schumacher in the 1985 Brat Pack "classic", St. Elmo's Fire! Stalking, cheating, marriage pressure, fist fights on a fire escape; with friends like these, who needs enemies? Joel Schumacher hopefully, because he just made two for life.

Listen now to this excerpt from the episode, and find the full episode on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or our dedicated feed: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-4-st-elmos-fire/

Ep. 4 Preview - Judd Nostrils

Indiana Jones: dashing treasure hunter, tenured professor, classical hero of American cinema... and the worst human being to ever strap on a whip and a fedora and crash, boulder-like, through the lives of innocents everywhere? Don't look, Marion, (just listen) as Niko and Alex crack open the lid on Indiana's many crimes, exactly what would qualify a snake encounter as upsetting, and the government's best tops. Also, there's a lot of talk about Bee Movie.

Find it wherever you listen to podcasts, or here on our dedicated stream: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-5-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-aka-indiana-jones-disaster-bisexual/

Ep. 5 Preview - René Does All the Work

Good golly: is that boy a GIRL? Lesbian Tuesdays or Sapphic Saturdays? We absolutely refuse to choose. Niko and Alex eat mat hard this week digging into the American classic: Stick It! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get docked for having your bra strap showing, you'll overthrow the oppressive gymnastics judging regime, you'll wonder: is Jeff Bridges' tongue really that big? Yes. Yes it is.

Listen now to this excerpt from the episode, and find the full episode on wherever you listen to podcasts, or right here on our dedicated feed: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-6-stick-it/

Ep. 6 Preview - Jeff Bridges' Tongue

Imagine you're in Edfu, Egypt. It's 2500 BC, and as you're walking along you see your average ancient Egyptian teen. Who comes to mind? If you said Kim Cattrall, you're probably one of the filmmakers of 1987's box office-topping horrorshow, Mannequin. Travel with us on a journey across the ages all the way to fake 80's Philadelphia as we bring life to such hot topics as the worst possible thing you could say in a job interview, how to literally objectify a woman, and the miraculous, magical, curse-breaking power of lesbian attraction in this time-traveling, surprisingly musical episode of WTH?!.

Listen now to this excerpt from the episode, and find the full episode wherever you listen to podcasts, or right here on our dedicated feed: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-7-mannequin/

Ep. 7 Preview: He's Just F*cking a Mannequin

Did you miss us? Yes, that’s right, it’s us, your estranged podcast fathers. We’re back in your life because we really want to make amends with you and your siblings, and also because we’re broke and got kicked out of our hotel. Let’s go to the dog track, and also on a journey of forgiveness, self-discovery, gross relationships between adopted siblings, boat letters, tasteful lesbian erotica, and a simply exorbitant amount of mustard yellow.

Find the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or right here on our dedicated feed: https://whatthehet.podbean.com/e/ep-8-the-royal-tenenbaums-aka-the-indictment-of-wes-anderson/

[CW: This episode contains discussion of suicide, incest in the form of a romantic relationship between adopted siblings, as well as a brief mention of animal death. Stay informed and safe y'all!]