because sometimes you gotta feel before you speak...
DL it, use it, share it, rap over it, if you need it re-arranged... hollar at me!

HANDS UP!

Introducing ringleader Diminutive Dom and her freaks the RAREBYRD$ + Greggy the Gimp in this slutty new circus single.

arranged, recorded, lyrics - kalyn
lyrics - Key Lady & KokoLa (RAREBYRD$)
beat - DLZMAKESBEATS
tuba - Jeanie Schroder (Devotchka)
accordion / strings - Tom Hagerman (Devotchka)
snare - Gregg Ziemba
mixed by Gloria Kaba
mastered by Heba Kadry

DENIM

Track #6 on the WheelGrabbers project.  This disc is ONLY available physically.  Get your copy here -> https://wheelchairsportscamp.bandcamp.com/album/wheelgrabbers

beat by:Gypdahip raps by: Kalyn O'Heff 
backup vocals by: Teresa & Stacey

LYRICS:
no matter where i go….
 all eyes on me
everyone stop what you’re doing 
the human’s moving ooh and i breath
1 in many thousands ya thats who i be 

now i need the whole room to freeze
they’re god blessing and me but i didn’t even sneeze
on they knees questioning excessively  
wanna know my life expectancy
like it doesn’t get to me

get a hysterectomy or life worth living
don’t watch tv, sounds like a gimmick
little people living in a big world 
successful, married couple that have kids?…  girl

let me guess... they eat dinner too
my breath ain’t nothing but an interview
that's not what i did or what i didn’t do
learned to exploit all this shit when i was introduced  

to the game   born into lame medical debt
brain and body weren’t identical yet 
we made a hell of a bet
a hypothetical mess
now i gives no fucks and it’s 
incredible yes

still Tangled up in the mic cable
and not able to eat at high tables or live life stable
i fit all your right labels  
but didn’t get cat called 
and ain’t complaining at all

they’re like kalyn you talk too much
     shut up you walk too much
or “is the sex still the same” i’m like “nah boo  hush”  
gave me some confidence now i got too much

Inspirational porn star
ahh “my cute wheelchair?” it costs as much your sports car
look we got enough problems
no need for you to call a cop who can’t solve one

tis the season get a job
taking pics wit santa in the middle of the mall 
less you’re good at bagging groceries, or pushing carts
in the snow freeze 
good thing for goodwill "oh please" 

every time i go to a show, i can’t see shit
but i park front row

But I don't ask for no pitty
then why you rapping so shitty?

there’s a stairway to heaven
so tell me how the hell we gonna get in?
lord knows where, i’m heading
it’s hard out here for a gimp
{repeat}



Hard Out Here For A Gimp

Baltimore

Track #8 off the WheelGrabbers project

To celebrate Lady Speech day, I'm sharing this online.  

only available physically
https://wheelchairsportscamp.bandcamp.com/album/wheelgrabbers

beat by Gypdahip
standup bass by Mike Brown

Gyp_sy ft. Lady Speech & Babah Fly

track #12 from the WheelGrabbers project.  
only available physically at https://wheelchairsportscamp.bandcamp.com/album/wheelgrabbers

beat by Gypdahip
trumpet by Joshua Trinidad
written by Kalyn & Bianca Mikahn


Bicycle Ft. Bianca Mikahn

performed live at the Hi-Dive for the tiny Titwrench Dance Party.  recorded by lance stack of theflatresponse.com

None of your Business - Salt-N-Pepa cover

beat: Qknox
lyrics: Kalyn
production/mix: Gregg Ziemba, Kalyn, Joshua Trinidad

They wanna lock me in a closet
Wanna lock in me in a box
Kick me out the office
Profit on my death 
& watch
cancel all our tours
put us all away
Never see us anymore
and never have to pay 
that’s ok?
bet
Well we ain’t gonna lay
Down without no fucking riot
Weee don’t need to eat
We could use a diet
We don’t need to stand
We’ll si tin try it
We don’t need a man
Or pot to piss in
We decided
It’s a slumber party
At the senators 
you’re invited 
We ain’t leaving
We got shit to say
You’s a bitch & you can’t hide it
Hind those closed doors
write it 
Down
Take a picture
We don't a fuck 
Koch whore
investing in oppression 
Ain’t impressed by the impression 
you ever got our message
Or left with some discretion 
extending your recess 
And we just tryna to live
I mean the fact that we exist
Is testament to who we is
How we resist and adapt 
Enter through the back
can’t Censor my verna-
Ular 
resist and adapt 
Enter through the back
can’t Censor my verna-
Ular 
i a knack
For talking smack
To capitalists
All i know is rap
So Add to the list 
Trespassing bitch
kissing nationalists
That’s Down to demonstrate
I ride with Renegades
Who’ Rather go to jail than die without medicaid
Mister set a date, 
i know some witches
Watch your back 
Before you get sickness
& always shit your britches 
Or wake up one day
with 2 broken legs
and can’t make 
your way 
outta bed 
With some helping aide
Stay away from catastrophe
sentiments, not tragedy 
But if you need a band to play your benefit
Yo, Get at me G

SpeakinMyMind

raps: Kalyn Rose Heffernan
beat/bass/producer: Qknox (Jerod Sarlo)
co-producer: El Choppo (Kalyn)
synths: Wes Watkins
drums: Gregg Ziemba

Engineers
tracking engineer: Chad Saxton @ the Music District (Fort Collins, CO)
vocal engineer: Michelle Rocqet @ Youth Media Studio (Denver, CO)
mixed: John P Bendzinski
mastered: Tyler Lindgren

Artwork: Moe Gram

lyrics:
Rise and shine you made it
The blanket weighs a ton
What a time to be alive
Make it look like
FUN!
Will you ever find purpose?
to live in hate or mate
with those on the surface?
hmmmm?
First thoughts in the morning
“worthless”
Last thoughts of the night
Felt I fought every fight
Lost myself in your love
now I’m lost in importance
tossed to the right
You drove me
crazy cross the country
with the munchies
Wasted all my wishes on you
every shooting star I see‘s
got me wondering
Is this meant to be
or what’s true?

YESS i’m a MESS
YESS i’m in debt
YESS i’m upset
But i got outta bed
So it can’t be that bad
can it?
It can’t be that baaaad
YESS i’m a MESS
YESS i’m depressed
Yess i’m in debt
But i got outta bed
So it can’t be that bad can it
It can’t be that bad

Oh what a privilege
to turn off the tube
and tune out the war
cus it’s so hard on you
Aww what a privilege
I Know it’s a new year
Shit but who cares
I’m drowning in my tears
and fear the end is heeere
or real nearby
So i hereby
Declare independence
from all your amendments
is this a mere cry?
Cus it feels like i’m Fenced in
When nothing is remaining
and everything’s caving
You’re still only one who’s worth saving

YESS i’m a MESS
YESS i’m depressed
YESS i’m in debt
But i got outta bed
So it can’t be that bad
Can it
It can’t be that
Or can it?

YESS i’m a MESS
YESS i’m in debt
YESS i’m depressed
But i got outta bed
So it can’t be that bad
Can it
It can’t be that baadd

YESS i’m a MESS
YESS i’m depressed
But i got out of bed
Ohhh what a privilege

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