 Damn you Captalism... but this character is smoking 

TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711

Gorillaz - DARE (Apes)
Architecture In Tokyo - CITY ft. MACROSS 8299 (Funk)
Tim Legend - Soda City Funk (Funk)

VICTORY! UltraFunky

Songs about light. -P
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Track By: Homermanfan
Art By: PolarOpposite44

Klonoa

Tired of time forgetting they existed, Klonoa has come to the WASD tournament to show everyone the light! Coming from a forgotten game of the same name, Klonoa wants to  show the competition he is still good at.....doing whatever he does. Look I never had a PS1 so I don’t know. I also heard something about them being a “dream traveler” which I find ridiculous. Like that could ever be a real thing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta find out what animal they are. It’s more confusing than trying to find out what species Chowder is.

Sources:
-Sleep and dreams
-classic PS1 games
-Obscure or forgotten platformers
-Songs about light

Track sources:
Planet Flora Round 1 - Ristar (Forgotten Platformers)
No Light, No Light - Florence + The Machine (Light)
Digital Love - Daft Punk (Dreams)
Guaranteed To Catch Her Heart - Parappa The Rapper (PS1)
Lights - Ellie Goulding (Light)
Enter Sandman - Metallica (Sleep)
Sweet Dreams - Beyonce (Dreams)

Digital Lights Round 1

This concept still kinda fucks. Needs work, then again, so does everything here. -P
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Track: Homerfan
TrackArt:Don Random, PolarOpposite

Tomorrow Co. CEO

“Money is the root of evil.” And just as the saying goes, the CEO of Tomorrow Co. embodies everything green and evil. We don’t know much about him and what we do know is....well, not a lot. All we do know is that he likes money, he likes spending as little of it as possible, and he wants us to only refer to him as “The CEO.” We also know that his company is the only one left, all others unable to keep up with their rapid expansion and growth. He also brought a select few goos and many unwilling, as I like to call them, potato people. They all seem to be here for his comfort in the form of a chair and foot rests. In any case, he’s here to represent his company and probably buy out the rest of the competition in the process. Now if you’ll excuse me, I mentioned him and his company so I have royalties to pay. My poor wallet. 
Note: Whetzle has decided to avoid mentioning them at all as to avoid paying royalties. Lucky son of a-[End of log]

Sources:
- Songs from Tomorrow Co. games and indie puzzle games in general
- Songs relating to bad guys and evil (no VGM instrumental)
- Songs related to capitalism and corruption
- Songs related to fire

Track Sources:
Cog Is Push (Solitary Isle) - Baba Is You (Indie Puzzle)
Poor Unfortunate Souls - My Little Mermaid (Bad Guy)
Holiday - Green Day (Corruption)
Bonfire - Childish Gambino (Fire)
God Damn - Avenged Sevenfold (Corruption)
Set Fire To The Rain - Adele (Fire)

Cogs Of Fire

TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTER: Candy Quahog Marshmallow

SOURCES USED:
- Various Family Guy clips (yea)
- Reverb Fart (Toilet Humor)
- Kesha - TiK ToK (fancams)
- Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow (yea)

VICTORY! Candy Quahog Marshmallow

Track by: @unknown_artist10
Art by: @tawnybarnowl

Scream - Bignic [House]
Futurama Theme - Christopher Tyng [Heavy Sampling]
You're At the Party - Lemon Demon [Partying]
Justice - Waters Of Nazareth - [House/Sampling]
Be Faithful - Fatman Scoops [Partying]
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [Partying (they're at a shitty club in the song)]
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk [House/Sampling]
Man, It's So Loud In Here - They Might Be Giants [Partying]
Wow Wow - Neil Cicierega [Heavy Sampling (It's a neil original it counts)]

HOW TO HURT YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE 101

Track donated by: @unknown_artist10
Art donated by: happysackboy29#4277
Character [15] - Pearl Houzuki

Y'all know what time it is! It's Pearl Houzuki, coming at you live from The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y.! Well versed in several genres, flip hop and cuddlecore to name a few, she's got a supersonic voice ready to bring everyone bowing down to her. MC_Princess, Baroness Of Bars, whatever you wanna call her, she's got a wide range of songs from the Splatoon series, songs from fictional bands and artists in the alt rock genre that's gonna make for a splendid, (and messy!) exhibit at The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. if she wins. After a few brief losses when it mattered most, and getting split from her already existing team, does this squid have what it takes to snag the crown this time?

❋Music from the Splatoon series and Nintendo Switch originals. (SMASH ULTIMATE ORIGINALS ONLY)
(Inkopolis News, #$@%! Dudes Be #$@%! Sleepin, Lifelight, Making a Toy-Con)
❋Music in the alt-rock, punk rock, and j-pop genres, as well as music by (non-Vocaloid) virtual artists.
(Music by Set It Off, Panic! At The Disco, Lighter190E, Your Favorite Martian)
❋Music related to princesses, crowns, and royalty in general.
(Renegade Princess, I Just Can't Wait to be King, You Should See Me In a Crown, Music by Queen)
❋Music related to squids and other aquatic creatures/sea life.
(Squid Jiggin' Ground, Spongebob Squarepants, Jaws, Rock Lobster)

Sources:
Muck Warfare (SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day) - Cazapar [Splatoon]
DARE - Gorillaz [Virtual Bands/Alt. Rock]
When You Die - MGMT [Alt. Rock]
Trap Queen - Fetty Wap [Royalty]
Ignorance is Bliss - Jellyfish [Royalty/Sea Life]
I Won't Let You Down - OK Go [Alt. Rock]
Dancing Queen - ABBA [Royalty]
Mystery Fish - Aesop Rock [Sea Life]

Death And Warfare

Track by: @boopidee
Art by: wafols, Lony
UI by: @renegadejademan

ENTITY 4 - EXTINCTION PARTY

Salutations! ENA and her old pal Moony have come to join Tourney Time-Twist! They're here to enjoy every second of it, as its a very very important (very very much much) offer! They have tons of wacky antics up their sleeves for the battle!

- Music used by Joel G, and music in other Indie Youtube Animated Series
(GOD RACE, Weird Part Of The Night, Rhythm Rally, The Void)
(Khonjin House, asdfmovie, Bee & Puppycat, RWBY)

- Music related to the moon, and other celestial bodies
(Fly Me To The Moon, Here Comes The Sun, Moonage Daydream, Saturn Barz, DuckTales Moon Theme)

- Songs related to absurdist/surrealist humor
(Pop Team Epic, Eric Andre, PilotRedSun, Oingo Boingos Discography)

- Songs in the Vaporwave genre, along with its sub-genres
(MACINTOSH PLUS, Blank Banshee's Discography, Plastic Love)

SONGS USED:
Loon-a-Moon - Team Buddies (Moon)
FINAL SMASH!! - The G0ATFAC3 Corner (Indie YouTube Animated Series)
Resonance - HOME (Vaporwave)
Red Shoes Tune - Armed and Delirious (Absurdist Comedy)
Can You Feel The Sunshine? - Sonic R (Joel G, used in Patreon Announcement)
Voice clips from ENA and TGFC

MARVEL.LUNAR.ANTLER

Error In The Machine flips SMF's original into a massive indie rock anthem 🔥
emotional, nostalgic, epic — this one hits hard
for everyone who grew up too fast and felt everything too much
These are the Echoes of Euphoria
💔⚡🎸
repost if it gives you chills

Echoes Of Euphoria (Error In The Machine Indie Rock Remix)

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Funni Monke Team

-Music related to Mothers, or the Mother Series
-Songs from Youtube Vs. Battles
-Music from Monkey related media
-Songs relating to Comedy YouTubers

Examples:

-Pollyanna, Doin’ Your Mom, Unfounded Revenge
-Thanos Beatbox, Obama Vs. Mitt Romney
-Donkey Kong Country games, Bloons TD, Super Monkey Ball
-Smosh, Bill Wurtz, Hot Dad

Songs used:
Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom (Moms)
YO MAMA - THEME SONG (Moms)
FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom (Moms)
David Wise - Donkey Kong Country Theme (Monkeys)

Stalkin' Yo MAMA!

TRACK BY: @gelatinman
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: The Junkers

[ SOURCES ] -
Rawrderder - Bombophone (Explosives)
MICHAEL BAY 'SPLOSIONS sfx (Explosives)
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Explosives)
Katy Perry - Firework (Explosives)
Tom Jones & Mousse T - Sexbomb (Explosives)
Bruno Mars - Grenade (Explosives)
Junkrat sfx (Team Shooters)
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire (Mentions H-Bombs) (Explosives)
Harry Potter Puppet Pals - The Mysterious Ticking Noise (Explosives)


Reigning from Junkertown, Australia ~2070 A.D., Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes and Mako “Roadhog” Rutledge seem to have “borrowed” a formal invitation after a successful job! To honor their vigilance, our host has allowed them to take the place of the intended contestant. Masters of the heist and pyrotechnics of any kind, these two freaks are going to blow up the polls!

POWER COLOR: AMBER

STRENGTHS: Despite looking incredibly amateur, these two have pulled off heists only the best of the best could get away with.

WEAKNESSES: The rat's a little too eager, and the hog's much more passive than he looks.

Sources:

-Anything from Blizzard-Activision’s catalogue
(World of Warcraft, Hearthstone, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot)

-Team shooters
(Overwatch, Team Fortress 2)

-Songs or media that relate to the apocalypse, or explosions
(Dan Bull - Creeper Rap, the Fallout franchise, Mad Max, Adventure Time)

-Australian and experimental media
(Theme of HOBaRT, Down Under - Men at Work, money machine - 100 gecs)

oye roadie, somefin's tellin' me that dis bomb wa'n't 'ere a second ago...

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)
Geico Gaming's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and this victory theme was made by VincentMashups @vincents-memes. Stay Jammin!

Victory! - Geico Gaming

Hiiiii besties! PolarOpposite44 here, guess I own these accounts now. This whole thing got canned years ago, in case you couldn't tell from the lack of uploads. Everyone's kinda just moved on to do better things, including myself! But yea, that's about it lmao. Enjoy the whatever tracks are salvageable on this thing! or don't, I aint your mama. -P
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Welcome to the first of its kind!

A competition funded by the I.A.A. (Interdimensional Association of Aristocrats) and hosted by me, Whetzlespach!

16 competitors fighting along with the help of artifacts to see who will earn their place as the icon of our new musical ventures!


1. K'nuckles Krew
2. Suicide Mouse
3. Mallcade
4. Truth
5. Dropout Bear
6. Broken, Busted, and Breathtaking
7. TomSka
8. Electrostimulating
9. Dr. Bright
10. T-Bo
11. Klonoa
12. The I.M.P
13. Irresponsible Dad and Son
14. Tomorrow Co. CEO
15. Dorothy
16. Radio TV Solutions

(Made possible by JTG and the BR team.)

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