Sex jokes ruin sourcelists, confirmed by this thing existing. You did what you could with a shitty set of sources, Homer. Respect. -P
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Track: Homerfan
Art: PolarOpposite44

Electrostimulating

After a scandal of which we at WASD Inc. will not go into detail on, Jessica and Roger got divorced. After some time, Jessica decided to go into music again and started a band with her drummer and battery enthusiast, the Energizer Bunny. Some time passed and the two got into a serious relationship. They were invited to the WASD tournament not long after. The two are very sexually charged, no pun intended, and are just looking for a fun time. And with them, the fun keeps going and going and going and going, nothing stops them. Also they have been given a “Do Not Disturb” sign just in case of.....private affairs. I feel disturbed since I share a wall with their room.

Sources:
-Songs with suggestive themes
-Electricity or Machinery [NO OVERLAP ]
-Music focusing on rabbits or media closely linked to the furry community
 [NO OVERLAP]

Track Sources:
S&M - Rihanna (Suggestive)
Anima-City - BNA (Anthro)
Electricity - Silk City ft Diplo, Dua Lipa, Mark Ronson (Electricity)
Absolute Territory - Ken Ashcorp (Suggestive, Anthro)

In Electric Territory

Erm, this didn't age well! ☝️🤓 -P
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Track: The_Skeleman
Art: PolarOpposite44, RnDm

Dr. Bright

Dr. Bright, member of the secretive SCP Foundation and professional workplace danger. After [REDACTED] escaped containment and subsequently neutralized, the good doctor got a strange letter in his mail. An invitation to some music tournament run by a sock puppet. He obviously accepted but had to convince his superiors that this trip was for “research purposes” and not personal reasons. But he’s here now and has been asked to refrain from anything considered dangerous or able to cause bodily harm. We have also been warned to not touch his amulet. Oh and he asked me to add [DATA EXPUNGED], why I will never know.

Sources:
- Science
- Sources related to the S.C.P. Foundation
-Hidden/Mystery 
-Songs related to invincibility, immortality or immortal beings

Track Sources: 
Superstitious Foundation - CG5 (SCP Foundation)
Immortals - Fall Out Boy (Immortality)
Weird Science - Oingo Boingo (Science)
Bill Nye Theme (Science)
X Gon Give it to Ya - DMX (Science - Rick & Morty)
How Does it Happen - Milo Murphy (Science)
Want You Gone - Portal 2 OST (Science)
Immortalized - Disturbed ("Immortal")
145 (Poodles) - Jake Chudnow (Science)
GHOST - Mystery Skulls (Acapella by SquigglyDigg, @DHeusta​, & @Victor McKnight​) (Mystery)

Containment Breached

Music: what.
Artwork: @perfectoelecto
Arrangement: @libbec
Original Songs: 
- What I did last night - Bo Burnham 
- Two Trucks - Lemon Demon 
- Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham 
Character Represented: Bo Burnham
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Look out, here comes Bo Burnham: a straight white male that overcame nothing to make it here! A master of controversial comedy, Bo's willing to do what it takes to upstage anyone that challenges him, if they haven't already given up, that is. For this artist, heighten your expectations a lot; You'll be happy that you did it! Bo's routine for this tournament includes music performed by him and his fellow comedy musicians, as well as music commonly associated with Vine, a place he's familiarized himself with before in the past. With that being said, thank you.

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs by Bo Burnham
(ex: Repeat Stuff, Words Words Words, Art is Dead)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Vine
(ex: Run Away With Me, Big Time Rush theme, Photograph)

- Tracks featuring songs by comedy artists or related to comedy
(ex: Seinfeld theme, Ninja Sex Party, The Lonely Island, Many Weird Al Parodies, etc.)

what.

Voting is over! Thank you for participating.
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STEWIE: This pig isn't dissimilar to the fat man!
KING PIG: Skreeee!
JIMMY: Cool down! Maybe with some methylamphetamine?
KING PIG: Oink?!
JIMMY: Calm down it's just a name for ice not a dangerous substance.
KING PIG: *snort snort* fucking gggggg ball hair
JIMMY: ...What?
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Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

●DEMENTED GENIUSES●
-Nickelodeon original shows
-Media Seth MacFarlane produced and/or created
-Music from science related media
-Songs from FOX animated shows

Examples:
-Jimmy Neutron Theme, The Campfire Song Song, Invader Zim Theme
-Candy Quahog Marshmallow, Music from American Dad!, Music from The Cleveland Show
-Big Bang Theory Theme, Teardrop by Massive Attack, Good Morning World!
-The Simpsons Theme, Futurama Theme, Songs from Bob's Burgers

●KING PIG●
-Rips that are related to Royalty
-Music from Mobile Games [NO OVERLAP]
-Music from the Terraria OST
-Music related to pigs, hogs, boars, etc.

Examples:
-Royals, Heroes (David Bowie), songs by Queen
-Angry Birds OST, Temple Run OST, PvZ OST
-Boss 1, Day, Plantera
-Peppa Pig Theme, Spider Pig, Hampire

Songs used:
The Cleveland Show Rap Battle Ft. Kanye West (Seth MacFarlane)
Life Will Change - Persona 5 (Family Guy)
Boss 2 - Terraria (Terraria)
I Found A Way- Drake Bell (Nick)
Board Meeting - Rhythm Heaven Fever (Pigs)
Bill Nye The Science Guy (Science)
Angry Birds Rap song (Mobile Games)
Bad Boy - Steve Smith ft. Kids (Seth MacFarlane)
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace (Offsource)

[LR1 - M4] Pigs Can Change

Music: The First Day of School is the Worst Day of School
Artwork: @popopo_3
Mashup: @lemolemoo
Sources:
Fred Figglehorn - Best Day of School
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
finger eleven - Paralyzer
Fred Figglehorn - Fred Freestyle
Kitsune^2 - Rock My Emotions
Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - U.N. Owen was Her? (Ronald McDonald Insanity)
(Offsource) Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Sono Chi no Sadame
Character Represented: Fred Figglehorn
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Oh my gammit, Fred dug his way into the roster! Loud, proud, and absolutely off the rails — the high-pitched star enters the tourney so utterly fueled with the desires of fatherly embrace, he's even manifested himself a stand —「TIME IS NOW」, based on impossible to perceive WWE legend John Cena; a being Fred himself has built the image of his father into. Fred's taken on bullies, vampires, and Camp Superior, who's to say he won't be able to take on new foes too?

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs featured in Fred or Martial Art-related media
(ex: My Time is Now, Kung Fu Fighting, The Who's Ready to Party? Album)

- Tracks featuring Popular songs from the classic YouTube era
(ex: I'm Blue, Never Gonna Give You Up, Numa Numa)

- Tracks featuring songs prominently featuring screaming
(ex: Bodies, Big Enough, songs in the Screamo genre)

The First Day of School is the Worst Day of School

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: ANNOUNCER-TRON

Now that the original organizer has abandoned the tournament (as far as we're concerned), there had to be someone else to take his place. With no one wanting to take the role, he had to get creative. And uh... this is the result of that.  Introducing the Announcer-tron, your new host of the Mash Pit! Including an unspecified amount of voicelines and potentially some raccoons inside of it. Batteries included!

SOURCES:
The Price is Right Trap Remix (Game shows)
Van McCoy - The Hustle (Offsource)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources coming from or about game shows
    (I Lost on Jeopardy, Battle for Dream Island, Family Feud)
> Sources about garbage, or media mostly associated as such (NO OVERLAP)
    (The Yes Dance, Bad Rats: The Rats Revenge, Bubsy franchise)
> Sources related to rejection, being forgotten, or lost media (ALSO NO OVERLAP)
    (Heartless, We Are Never Getting Back Together, Boulevard of Broken Dreams)

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(Huey sits awake in his cabin, knowing theres only a few more moments until hes paired to fight. The host's unexpected leave has taken a toll on the rest of the contestants, but has confused Huey the most. ToeJam is there for support, and Earl is waiting outside.)

TOEJAM: Ayyy, there's the big man of the hour!... Why aren't you asleep? Our pairings are gonna release soon.
HUEY: Don't pretend like nothing happened. We're gonna be stuck in this damn hole.
TOEJAM: Yeah yeah, alright, whatever. It ain't that big of a deal, since I'm pretty sure he controls the host anyway.
HUEY: "I'm pretty sure" doesn't confirm it. He's probably already gone in some other random country for all we know, and there's no way he could control something so far from him.
TOEJAM: ...Man, you gotta learn how to stop being so moody.
HUEY: I ain't moody, I'm just lookin' at it in the most sensible way. We're breaking out once I get the chance to prepare.
TOEJAM: Dawg! We're not starting a revolution. Just let it go with the funky flow, and they'll let us outta here eventually.
HUEY: Do you know why they put us in a TOURNAMENT of all things?
TOEJAM: ...What?
HUEY: They put us in a tournament because these men are tryna kill us for their entertainment. Only one of these groups are getting out of here alive, and I'm just not gonna let that flow!
TOEJAM: ...
TOEJAM: ...You trippin'.
RILEY: Can y'all stop fuckin talkin?!? Mans tryna SLEEP!!! Y'all been talkin about that man for years, I'm just tryna get paid when I win.
TOEJAM: Aight. It's almost morning anyway, so I should be goin.
1a: And why are you even awake, exactly?
TOEJAM: ...Uhm, us aliens are just born nocturnal I guess.
HUEY: You "guess"?
RILEY: if that aint the fakest shit i ever hearddd-
TOEJAM: Y'all hush now, get some rest while y'all still can. See ya both in a bit.
(ToeJam leaves their cabin, taking Earl with him.)
Huey: Alright.
(Huey sits in silence for a bit.)
Huey: ...
Huey: ...I ain't trippin.

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PRE-BRACKET Q&A IS OPEN UNTIL REVEAL. ASK AWAY. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1yIANmOHHSquNXN_oTQq5T4OQigDQMhnpoSG1rFLSRzo/

Pre - Bracket Interlude

Why did bro ever get clowns anyways? His ass is NOT from the Digital Circus bro 💀😭 -P
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Track By: CRUNKJESUS & NWG #6297
Art By: CRUNKJESUS & NWG #6297

Welcome to the W.A.S.D., I'm your host Whetzlespach and today we have a broadcast from our secretary desk. We are in preparation to bring our contestants from their worlds and begin our battles, so sit back and prepare for a show-down!

Source Ex:
-Cash
(100 gecs - money machine, Whales, ALL THIS MONEY)
-Puppets
(Mr. Oizo's discography, The Muppets, Potter Puppet Pals)
-Clowns
(Insane Clown Posse, THE WORLD REVOLVING, Afro Circus)

INCOMING INTERFERENCE FROM THE WHETZLESPACH ARTICULATE SECRETARY DEPARTMENT

Go follow Crunk right now this ain't a bit -P
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Track By: CRUNKJESUS & NWG #6297
Art By: CRUNKJESUS & NWG #6297, PolarOpposite44

K'nuckle Krew

An introduction for a crew of treasure hunters from very different worlds, the K'nuckle Krew, bringing a swashbuckling attitude and a fight rougher than the rest of them, the best of them! Coming from the the town of The Docks, Captain K'nuckles, separated from his mate Flapjack and whale friend Bubby, along with the echidna treasure hunter Knuckles hailing from Angel Island, these two discovered a mutual love for treasure (and candy) and became close friends.

Sources:
-Cartoons featured in the CN Fall era - CN renaissance eras (2007-2010)
(The Misadventures of Flapjack, Regular Show, Adventure Time)
-Sources from 2D and early 3D Sonic entries
(Unknown From M.E, Chemical Plant Zone, Sonic Rush OST)
-Music related to pirates or the sea
(Drunken Sailor, Cake by the Ocean, ZEZE)

Track sources:
Kodak Black - ZEZE (Ocean)
The Misadventures of Flapjack - "You'll need to do more to impress me-" (CN 2007-2010)
Regular Show Intro (CN 2007-2010)
Sonic Adventure DX - Unknown From M.E. (Early 3D Sonic)
Sonic Mania - Studiopolis Act 1 (2D Sonic)
The Misadventures of Flapjack Intro (CN 2007-2010)
Regular Show - "GET BACK TO WORK" (CN 2007-2010)

Unknown From Z.E.

Savior of the Day Tournament
Character Represented: Luigi
Art Done by: RnDm
Track Done by: Homermanfan

Songs related to Luigi
-Luigi's Theme- Super Mario's Strikers
-The Grand Finale- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
-The Ultimate Show- Super Paper Mario
Songs related to Ghosts
-Ghostbusters- Ray Parker Jr.
-Boss Battle- Yo-Kai Watch
-Hidden By Night ( The Lich Yard )- Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment
Songs Related to Gambling
Deal with the Devil- Tia
Viva Las Vegas- Elvis Presley, The Jordaires
Casino- Super Mario 64 DS

Sources Used-
Vs. Yo-kai - Yo-kai Watch (Ghosts)
Poker Face - Lady Gaga (Gambling)

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Poker Watch- Savior of the Day Tournament

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: LIL NAS X

BIO:
Spring is here again, and with it, Lil Nas X has ridden into the Mash Pit! He isn't exactly all over the place now, but he's hoping to regain some of the glory he had with Old Town Road by winning the tournament, representing the old west, TikTok and Vine, and himself, as well as one hit wonders. He won't fall off in two months (give or take a whole) this time!

SOURCES:
Cowboy Bebop OST - Tank! (Cowboys)
Lil Nas X - Rodeo (Lil Nas X)
bbno$ - la la la (TikTok)

SOURCE LIST:

> Music by Lil Nas X
(Old Town Road, Rodeo, Panini)

> Sources and songs which gained traction by TikTok or Vine (PRIORITY ON OVERLAP)
(Beef FloMix, la la la, Blueberry Faygo)

> Sources related to vampires
(Bloody Tears, Castlevania OST, DIOs Theme)

> Western/Cowboy related sources
(Django Unchained, Rango, West of Loathing OST)

bebopno$

He would've won, probably. Shame KanYe is a fucker. -P
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Track:  @og_crunkjesus 
Art: @og_crunkjesus

Dropout Bear

For those who miss the old Kanye, you're in luck. Say good morning to Dropout Bear! Even though he is mostly forgotten by his creator, Dropout Bear is enrolled in Whetzlespach's Artifact Showdown stronger than ever and with more school spirit. He is ready to touch the sky and and become the champion of the tournament... if only he can wake up on time to make it to his graduation ceremony.

Sources:
-Early Kanye (College Dropout - 808s) and prominent collaborations/collaborators
-Soul/Gospel genre and popular songs that sample them
-Sources about/related to school or giving up

Track Sources:
Kanye West - Touch the Sky (Early Kanye)
Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness (Prominent Kanye collaborators)
Kids See Ghosts - Reborn (Prominent Kanye collaborations)
Kanye West - Stronger (Early Kanye)
Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Early Kanye)
Kanye West - Intro (Early Kanye)
Big Sean - IDFWU (Prominent Kanye collaborators)
Kanye West - I Wonder (Early Kanye)
Labi Siffre - My Song (Soul samples, Early Kanye)

GHOSTS OF HAPPINESS

Hiiiii besties! PolarOpposite44 here, guess I own these accounts now. This whole thing got canned years ago, in case you couldn't tell from the lack of uploads. Everyone's kinda just moved on to do better things, including myself! But yea, that's about it lmao. Enjoy the whatever tracks are salvageable on this thing! or don't, I aint your mama. -P
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Welcome to the first of its kind!

A competition funded by the I.A.A. (Interdimensional Association of Aristocrats) and hosted by me, Whetzlespach!

16 competitors fighting along with the help of artifacts to see who will earn their place as the icon of our new musical ventures!


1. K'nuckles Krew
2. Suicide Mouse
3. Mallcade
4. Truth
5. Dropout Bear
6. Broken, Busted, and Breathtaking
7. TomSka
8. Electrostimulating
9. Dr. Bright
10. T-Bo
11. Klonoa
12. The I.M.P
13. Irresponsible Dad and Son
14. Tomorrow Co. CEO
15. Dorothy
16. Radio TV Solutions

(Made possible by JTG and the BR team.)

INCOMING INTERFERENCE FROM THE WHETZLESPACH ARTICULATE SECRETARY DEPARTMENT

Whetzlespach Artifact Show-Down (CANNED.)

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