LYRICS:
Nik looks like a ghost but he gets pussy the most
Ridin round on his tractor thinks that hell attract her
Not with that mop bro your fish pics fucking flop 
Unless your name is Kas cause shell want to eat your ass 
Horse girls are in style but horse boys are pedophiles

Peppas poon juice makes your girls pussy loose 
Were such a fucking mess but at least were not Michaels ex
More L’s than the red line damn we’re really not that fine 
Wrote this roast just for fun PPJ is number one 

Katy Pavon there’s no chilis here in Rome
Livin in that cult zone dude she left us all alone
Dora look alike man I think that she might 
Do coke on the 4th of july, yeah she puked at north and cly

Sam showed us his pubes, dude his first kiss was you
Making out in OGs with every girl that he sees
Dude can’t even drive, is he even circumcised 
Took a jewish girl to mass, stalks everyone he passed
First kiss was in college at least that he can acknowledge
He used to be fat stirs that pot like a rat

Peppas poon juice makes your girls pussy loose 
Were such a fucking mess but at least were not Michaels ex
More L’s than the red line damn we’re really not that fine 
Wrote this roast just for fun PPJ is number one 

Claires best friends a vibe, takes that thing for a ride
Wisco fucking proud but turn that accent fucking down
Tried to kiss sam butt girl hes not even your man
Sex talk all the time body count not that high 
Racking up those STDs chlamydia is a serious disease 

Andrew Tonner ? More like Anroid fucking boner 
No wonder hes always mad his cameras fucking sad
Always sending blurry snaps no wonder he cant get one back
History 103 think he wanted to date me?
No definitely me he complimented the triple Ds 

Peppas poon juice makes your girls pussy loose 
Were such a fucking mess but at least were not Michaels ex
More L’s than the red line damn we’re really not that fine 
Wrote this roast just for fun PPJ is number one 

Michael T our little test tube baby
Almost died in Texas his driving is reckless
Beard looks like pubes like we get it your a dude 
Fucked in Cudahy took his airpods out for me 

*FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE *

Peppas poon juice makes your girls pussy loose 
Were such a fucking mess but at least were not Michaels ex
More L’s than the red line damn we’re really not that fine 
Wrote this roast just for fun PPJ is number one

Whip and Rebecky