set up on the top rope
starts like a suplex
then i do the half-twist
smash to the ground

falcon arrow

set up on the top rope!

Falcon Arrow

Jump off the cage
(2 1/2 stars)
Bleed on the mat
(2 1/2 stars)
Yell at the crowd
(2 1/2 stars)

Oh please don't let me get...

NEGATIVE FIVE STARS
NEGATIVE FIVE STARS
NEGATIVE FIVE STARS
NEGATIVE FIVE STARS

Meltzer

why is the champion not the one i want?
every ppv is like a publicity stunt
why won't they listen to the fans (to the fans)
they're nothing w/o us so give us what we want
more big dives, more unprotected chair shots
more thumbtacks, more chugging cans of beer spots
why can't everything be as amazing as the internet?
WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING BE AS AMAZING AS THE INTERNET?

i could do a better job
i should be the booker
i could do a better job...
throw a little belt on myself

Smart Mark

Classic Slobberknockin' Power Violence from the heart of the Bay Area. True Kult Kayfabe for life; no sympathy for the Internet Wrestling Community.

xxx PROTECT THE BUSINESS xxx

Whipwreck

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