Sherlock: 2

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Yes. I went there.
Original song (c) Rihanna
Lyrics:
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in CCTV screens
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see my shiny car
That’s when I’ll kidnap you
For a quick drink or two
Because
[Chorus]
When Sherlock needs help we’ll help together
Told you I’d be here whenever
Said I'll watch my weight for you
Even though you’ll still like me chunky too
When the murders seem to clutter
And life makes you start to mutter
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
These governmental things, don’t make up for the happiness you bring
You're part of my entity, we’re both for Queen and Country
When the elections have passed away
And we’re sure of Korea’s stabili-tay
Again we can meet, and sleuth between the sheets
Because
[Chorus]
You can run into my car
It's OK don't be alarmed
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
[Chorus]
It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

Mystrade's Umbrella (Rihanna Cover)

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Request by jam-and-severed-heads on tumblr: "Hey, could i ask you a really big favour? Could you maybe possibly write a song about what goes on in Sherlock's mind, like what he thinks of people/ how misunderstood he is. i mean he's got to have emotions somewhere right? :)"
Lyrics + Chords:
Am / C / G / F
My mind flits from grey to grey
I’ll never let go of the things you say
You’re disappointed but I don’t see
How empathy’s supposed to occupy me
My mind flits from blue to blue
It shouldn’t hurt me to disappoint you
You’ve done your research; you’ve seen me through
I thought that was enough for you
Am / G /F
So what am I to do?
What kind of answer would satisfy you?
Chorus
G / Am / G / C / Am / G
The doctors told me I would fall
My heart is too small
My heart is too small
But if the criminal’s caught by the end of the day
What more is there left to say?
My mind flits from red to black
There are lives at stake, what’s the use of tact?
You joke around but you don’t seem to see
The effect you have on me
And how am I to say
All the feelings I can’t convey?
Chorus
Am / C / G / F
So give me the case or give me the cocaine
Stop looking at me, I know its strange
I’m not strapping bombs to people’s chests
What more do you want, have I passed your test?
Am / C / G / Am / G / F
My mind rebels at—stagnation
My body at any close sensation
I’m afraid… of nothing
I’m afraid… of boring.
Chorus
My good doctor tells me to stand tall
He says, “Your heart is not small
Your heart is not small,
And maybe, if you let yourself feel
You might actually feel real.
You might actually feel real.”

Real

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Okay, so this is super rough because I'm getting shittier at guitar for some reason. I apologize. But inspiration struck...?
Prompt by jam-and-severed-heads (yet again, and a good one, too :D)
Lyrics:
Run your cabs down, and keep him apart
You’re running out of time now
It’s moments like this, you remember your heart
This isn’t how you break down
Don’t tell yourself your love was never
Don’t risk yourself to prove you’re clever
You’re not a machine.
Slap the patch on, and close your eyes
You’re not gonna spell it out
No one tells the truth, and nobody lies
It’s hateful but it all works out
Don’t tell yourself your love was never
Don’t risk yourself, to prove you’re clever
You’re not a machine.
He tells you it’s a crime that you don’t care a bit
But the voices in your head seem to prevent it
He tells you it’s a crime
He tells you it’s a crime
But you know he understands and it’s the only truth
You can’t bear to voice you can’t bear to lose
Cause you know he understands
Don’t tell yourself your love was never
Don’t risk yourself, to prove you’re clever—
Don’t risk yourself—You’re
Not a machine.

You're Not A Machine

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So, I'm in love with Dark!Molly. And someone requested BAMF!John, which I tried to sneak in there at the end. So I put the two together and out came... this?

LYRICS

Whisper, darling in my ear
You, treat me like a fool
But its me who knows you best

Did you like Jim I know I did
Such a riot, decent kid
But Moriarty’s not done yet

CHORUS
So listen close, I’ll only say it once
Sherlock you have six shots
And only one gun.

Oh listen close, your warnings gone and done
You’ve had your time to hide
Now run.

Bodies, laid bare are such
Beauties, isn’t breathing boring
On that, I think we agree

I can, do things with my
Hands, you don’t even know the words for,
Come look and see.

CHORUS

(The things that we could do
The things I’d do to you)

And now bursts in a Watson, come at his master’s call,
Look here, it‘s just not the best time, kidnapping and all
What, dear? Surprised that Molly has such claws?
And that’s the best part – you can’t see through me at all...

Also - if anyone's looking for any superb Dark!Molly fics, I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend 'The Anatomist' by rosa_acicularis. http://rosa-acicularis.livejournal.com/30916.html It is actually my favorite piece of Sherlock fanfiction ever, and I mean EVER.
So, yes. Enjoy!

Molly's Revenge

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This is undignified shmoop and I have no excuse for it.
However, it think it's one of the cleaner songs I've done recently...
LYRICS:
There’s a mystery John
I think you’ll love it
Lots of chasing
And creepy puppets
221B can wait for a while
And when we get back,
we’ll both be laughing
And you might forgive me
For what I’m lacking
I just never find the words
But broken whole or in between
Our eyesex will go down in history
CHORUS
I took too long, I made mistakes
But I’m sorry John, I knew you’d wait
Sherlock Holmes is not the same
Without a Watson at his side
And you are the one, I—
And you are the one, I—
What’s wrong with loving
The intellectual thrill
Of solving the crimes
that’ve gone stagnant and still
There’s not much that can keep me occupied
But when the boredom comes
Creeping in
You open the window and
Let the sun in
Do you do the same for Sarah?
And it’s dull that you haven’t noticed yet
When we have each other, our lives are set
CHORUS
You may be not as smart of me
But I have a high opinion of you
You’re a tiny ninja wrapped in lumpy sweaters
And you’re my best friend that is true
And you are-
You are-
I took too long, I made mistakes
But I’m sorry John, I knew you’d wait
Sherlock Holmes is not the same
Without a Watson at his side
And you are the one, I—
And you are the one, I—Adore.
Adore.

The One I

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Did I... Yes. I think I just did. Album and idea cred to <a href="http://cockwagons.tumblr.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://cockwagons.tumblr.com</a>/. I don't think you comprehend what you have done.
LYRICS:
Where’s your crowd now?
I’m c-coming out
Jim from IT its true
Need a picture of you
Your face right now
Oh your pet is my pet now
Westwood and tie
How Molly would sigh
You solved all my crimes
Oh how I love your mind
Don’t even try
Ready for those laser lights
Cause you know that Sherlock I
CHORUS
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll
Blow stuff up until you love me
Mori-Moriarty
Baby there’s no other
Consulting criminal like me
Mori-Moriarty
We could have such fun
Come on now admit it I’ve won!
Baby we’ll be famous
I’ll just cause crimes until you love me
Mori-Moriarty
Screw Scotland Yard
I left you my card
Carl Power’s shoes
Were a nice touch it’s true
If I say so myself
But I could do so much more with your help
But if you take
Just one more step
I’ll be less than devout
I’ll burn your heart out
This has been fun
I’d suggest you put down that gun
Cause Daddy’s had enough now!
CHORUS
I love to watch you dance around London town
This network of mine no where else can be found
Won’t stop, for anyone
I might be bat-shit but it’s so much fun!
CHORUS
(Sorry for being sharp on some of the choruses. I'm working on that...)

Moriarty (Paparazzi... Sherlockified)

This one is actually a cover. Of  Coeur De Pirate's most wonderful 'Comme Des Enfants' (Like Children).
Enjoy me singing in French and not doing originally beautifully songs justice.

Comme Des Enfants

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Sorry it's been so long! Christmas shrock hopefully on the way... but for now... a song about Sherlock and drugs yay!

LYRICS
Just another day
Just another night
Just another case
Just another high

My hands shouldn’t tremble like this
But the violin sounds so sweet
When I play it like I do my veins
Like the strangers on the street

Don’t ask where I’m going
Cause I’m already gone

CHORUS
I don’t need a heart, I don’t need a soul
I just need a moment, a backdoor
Don’t want to die here, growing old
I’m the final call
You’ll call me when you’re done
You won’t take a moment, a moment
To see what I’ve become (what I’ve become)

Just another case
Just another crime
I guess I’ve gone too far again
I told you I’m fine

Let them live their petty lives
As they lie and lie and lie and lie
I’ll become untouchable
No one will even cry

Don’t take away my poison
It’s the only cure I know

CHORUS

With or without
High or sunk below
You say I’m moving too fast
But I feel so slow…

Fast/Slow

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Moriarty/Coldplay - I will try to skin you

And here we have a Coldplay Cover/ crack!song, because Moriarty's cool like that. For some reason I'm not really satisfied with the outcome...

Thanks a lot to Emeline, who came up with this in the first place, it's a rather perfect idea! When I suddenly found an ask saying 'you need to do a coldplay/moriarty cover where it's 'I will try to skin you' instead of 'fix you'" there was absolutely no possible way I could've said no, so I changed the rest of the lyrics as well (though most of it turned out to be pretty fitting already ;) and then recorded the thing today.

Also, the cover really reads 'moriarty', check out this site. And I should probably mention that I used this instrumental.

Lyrics:

    When you try your best but I don't succeed
    When you got what I want but don't give it to me
    When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
    I most likely drugged you

    And the tears come streaming down your face
    As you lose something you can't replace
    Because your extremities all go to waste
    What could be worse?

    I will burn your home
    And ignite your bones
    And I shall try to skin you

    And on a stove or down below
    When you're too dumb your pain will show
    But if we never try you'll never know
    Just how much it hurts

    I will burn your home
    And ignite your bones
    And I will surely skin you

    Tears stream down your face
    As you lose something you can't replace
    Like arms for example. Or legs. Or various other organs found in the lower waist area.

    Tears stream down your face
    As you lose something you can't replace
    Tears stream down your face
    And I

    Tears stream down your face
    I promise you you will learn from your mistakes
    Tears stream down your face
    And I

    I will burn your home
    And ignite your bones
    And I will make you into shoes

I will try to skin you

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John's Lament

Originally, this was planned to have lyrics, of which the first verse is now the title. So definitely another one for the 'fancy title' category. 

I have no clear idea why, but I transcribed this, and there's actual sheet music. Probably because I find the theme rather neat, it's all played within an octave, both left and right hand. The notation isn't exactly spot-on, especially regarding the transitions, I focused more on just the accurate notes; you might need to experiment a bit with rythm and volume.

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What if the ground below your feet suddenly started giving in

"DO NOT LET HER CHEERFUL DEMEANOR FOOL YOU, SHE IS TRAINED TO KILL."
I write music and disarm people.
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