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The Garden Gate

Are you prepared for the kind of deathless death you've earned, little man?

PCP bong rip

Feel You Near Me (Love On The Loose)

Join Freddie and Slink for a cathartic transfiguration of the transcendental state of being retained within the mind (shrimp) as it proceeds through the state of manifestation known as "the mortal coil" (the drink). Featuring excerpts from Plato's Symposium as translated by Benjamin Jowett (1817-1893).

SHRIMP GOSPEL

Oh mein gott die Hagfish auf Third Wednesday in October! Happy Belated Hagfish Day Besties <33

Best,
Freddie and Slink

HAGFISH ROAD TRIP

And so you sit on the precipice of 2022 presented with a choice. Do you labor under the yoke you have crafted for yourself for yet another pitiful and meaningless revolution of the Earth, or will you cast aside your burden? One can imagine Sisyphus happy; what about you?

YOU HAVE THE POWER TO END THESE PATTERNS;

PCP bong rip forthcoming

-Freddie and Slink, esq.

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