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Hello ladies, this is DJ Dumpster Baby Jesus, chilling here with Gnarly Sagan, AKA Francis McNasty, AKA Juan Cuidado, but most you sexy mamas know him as Brian Pelican. I know you rep that hug life, y'all, I'm sober baby girl and I want to paint your toenails!

Base your eyes upon the shybe
a streetcar is what I ride and stay motherfucking fly
South Murat Street is where I stay
eat fish on Good Friday, the way the Christ died way
the shrimp po boy eater, the self love dick beater
the Humid City living no reason for a fucking heater
the Andre Agassi look alike, the ride a Schwinn bike
the grab 'em in the biscuits, humpty man (you know that's right)
the mid city porch sitter, the Nagin shitter
the booger flicker, the cirrhosis of the liver victim
the fifth of vodka killer, the proletariat wasted
the late payment to Cox Cable won't take a rain check
the same shit, different day in NOLA
the atheist Buddhist drunk off Jack and diet cola
the cotton mouth haver, the hate Atlanta Falcons
the Who Dat black and gold, ATL soft as pablum
the French Quarter walker, the Bourbon Street avoider
the funk at Tipitina's, the Bywater anointed
the still hot in December, the New Orleans representer
the swiss cheese brain, the brass band helps me remember
the no I'm not buying crack at Snake and Jakes
the it's Monday morning, fuck, time for pancakes
the too many ex's from Lafayette through Texas
the chase my PBR with a buttery breakfast
the Chalmette lover, the Kenner brah bra hugger
the me and Tony Skratchere make Slick Bastards, motherfucker
the making groceries, the Dr. Morgus patient
the 3rd Ward avenger, the beat down a racist
the broke but ain't hating it, the hating short a buck twenty five
the walk up Canal can't afford a streetcar ride
the dude who is enchanted with your hoohah's voodoo
the damn I beat my nuts like Psycho Les and Juju
the New Orleans Proud to Crawl Home
the can't believe the toilet just drowned my cell phone
the need to stop drinking, the doing shots like Abe Lincoln
the I'm a fucking Southerner, the fuck is a Vegan?
the man who first made Master P grunt (ugggggghhhhhh)
the nah nah nah nah your hoohah looks like lasagna
the dazed on Calliope, the early morning pre-dawn
the Krewe du Vieux loving, Muses loving, loving your mom
the only because she's very kind and how is your mom and them?
the it's a random festival, the rather not bartend
the learned as a man won't get tips pouring drinks
the snort coke 'til my nose looked like the Sphinx
the that's the past me, the been clean and so fly
the will smoke a box of Pall Mall's just to get by
the only see empty bottles of Stoli
the only about seven people in the world truly know me
the Swan Station resident, the button presser
the MILF amputee molester, the NOLA jester
the Leo Tolstoy's my homeboy, the dasvidanya
the used to date strippers and fuck your baby mama
the Ben Linus, the Gulf Coast rhymer
the represent that Psycho Ward Krewe shiner
the sun, the moon, the stars, the Pluto and planets
the dancing drunk to DEVO eating a turkey sandwich
the cinco, cero, cuatro, the murk that liquor bottle
the gunslinger, Eddie Dean's my role model
the writes haiku on bathroom stalls
the fights daylight all night headed, no last calls
the Brian of Brian & David Love Them Hoes
the other man in Louisiana Murder Show with John Deaux
the soul clap maker, the Hurley is my cat petter
the could describe myself so much I end with et cetera
the by the way I love vodka if you didn't know
the quid pro quo, the never had a shitty flow
the man who is down with DJ Blaknificent
the man who is full on that City Crescent shit
the head nodder, the not your baby's father
the do shit blue collar work until a better offer
the of course I love a chick who can't be close
the eat a cheesestick while watching porn from Kosovo
the Facebook updater, the crazy broad dater
the Celtics fan, the yeah motherfuck the Lakers
the pancakes maker, the oats in the Quaker
the giving you the best that I got, Anita Baker

AVANTE GARDE- FLY WITH ME- MOD POP-45 VG++ COND

Dj Richard Sax Aka @Chefwanderlust

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