Lyrics:

You learnt the rap to fancy now you think you can spit
Did no one tell you rapping Iggy means you should quit
Your first ever videos are fucking shit
They're only 2 years old but they're already on private

Thats cos fetes you looked like a fucking toe
Its embarrassing cos it wasn't even that long ago
Don't even get me started on those terrible eyebrows
Some things never change, cos you're still ugly now

Your upload schedule doesn't exist
You make 7 vids a year and people get pissed
Just kidding, the only people who care are your friends
And they secretly hate you cos you're such a bell end

Now enough about youtube lets get to the good stuff
Like how you're gonna fail all your subjects at school bruv
It's fine you have an excuse, you're the youngest in the year
Maybe thats why you have such tiny ears

You swear too much, you talk too much
You really need to mix it up
You're always on santa's naughty list cos all you say is 666
Everything you say is about the illuminati
Maybe thats why you don't get invited to parties
You're way too sarcastic and people get provoked
And you always gotta tell them its just a joke

You get too attached to things on TV
You're always crying about McDreamy
Greys anatomy really just fucks you up
Maybe thats just because your real life sucks

Your contour skills are about as good as donald trump
And by that I mean they belong in a dump
You didn't get good eyebrows till year 12
Thats way too fucking long to be looking like a fail

You had your braces for more than 2 years
You got them off now but you still need bunny ears
Bunny ears? Yeah, to match your teeth
They're bigger than your future and I think you should leave

Your favourite movie is Friends with Benefits
You've seen it 30 times and you still won't call it quits
Thats a lot of times to see one movie in a year
No wonder everyone thinks you're really fucking weird

Now finally, this rap is coming to an end
I'm over rapping about your irrelevance
You're not as cute as a micro pig
Even this rap was the btec version of Grace Helbig


WI-SH-ER