KVR April 2022 competition entry - "ice cream truck jingle"

Sergei lives in Pavlovsk, a suburb of St Petersburg, where he has plied his trade with his ice cream truck for many years.  Patriotic to the last and barely able to afford fuel for his run-down vehicle, his tape machine is bust and he has no ice cream to sell but glory to his magnificent leader and national anthem.

A Perfect Sundae For Sergei

A Special Place in Hell - so Putin has a date with Satan down at His place...poor Vlad the Bad, despite his passion for being a Russian legend, is taken down a peg or two.

So the devil opened up the door
And told him to come in
Pull up a seat, put up your feet
Let's talk trouble and your sin
The Bear inside
Has compromised
All that is good and true
The history books
Ain't gonna look
So great for you
Do you think you'll take a drink
At the table of the Tsars
You're gonna hate
But Cath the Great
Won't feed you caviar
Now I'm the host
Not Stalin's ghost
And I've got news for you
There's a special place, through the gates
For you
Don't look so sad Vlad the Bad
I'll tell you what is true
You'll never be so bad for me
As the heroes that you knew
What have you done
You cheapskate Hun
Your reputation’s dead
You hear Lenin sigh,
Tolstoy cry and
Chekhov shakes his head
There's a special place in hell
For you

A Special Place In Hell

This is an old one when getting back into music making...can't beat the sound of thunder for atmosphere

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