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the last one sucked so i made it better

download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/ol9or21xiecycy6/macklestore.mp3

macklestore (remastered)

Why you gotta be so moon?

How Low Can You Brawl?

this was a day well spent

*edit: Since my 100 downloads were used up, you can still download the song here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/rc93uqgbnyls7be/SuperBuckWorld.wav?dl=0

Super Buck World

Hi, no more downloads sorry :c

Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay
Timber - Ke$ha

I accidentally scrolled when syncing the intro and offset the track a bit, I don't have premium so I can't fix this issue in post

shoutouts to dustfam and doshfam it's ya girl ember

I didn't think this would sound remotely serious

Made this for a particular VGCW match that I'm looking foward to. Did not shop the image, tho.

Mortal Kongbat

Made it for shits and giggles. Stay Fresh.

The Fresh Squids Of Inkopolis

Download

You're a Slam Now / You're a Jam Now

Update: Great minds think alike, apparently. Please listen to Our Lord and Savior, Nick's version too!! https://soundcloud.com/napemango/splatunak
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Let's bring this song back.

Tunak Tunak Splatun

♥
Original MP3 and WAV here! http://1drv.ms/1MKRNp6
* You are filled with DETERMINATION.

Megalovania by Toby Fox
Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk

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Megalovania vs Harder Better Faster Stronger (Undertale|Daft Punk)

What does Megalovania think it is to mix with everything

EDIT: Been notified that my friend toonlink did this combo first! Please go check out https://soundcloud.com/irltoonlink/robot-sans IT'S GREAT!

do the s.a.n.s.

I know it's been done before, but I couldn't resist.

Splattertale - Bone Brothervonia

these are fun.
also, shit, i ran out of space on this account again.

Sir Duke's Battlefield

flinmie get money for colege

I seriously need to reconsider my life choices if this is what I'm doing with my time

Death By Soulja

how the fuck does giiva have 20,000 subs already holy jesus

Super Mos Eisley World

the new splafest

REMASTERED VERSION: https://soundcloud.com/peridarren/stronger-bonfire
it's back boys


Stronger Bonfire

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

Samples:
Jun Ishikawa & Dan Miyakawa - Gourmet Race
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat

2 NUMBER NINES

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