Art by JB!!!!

Shepard clears his throat again. "I need to tell you something, a few somethings."

- Chapter 54, Any Way the Wind Blows by Rainbow Rowell

Lyrics:
I’m a monsterfucker, baby, and I don’t mind saying
I got tattoos on my arms from when I summoned a demon
I didn’t know it at the time but I got engaged
Now I’m immune to curses which is handy when your girlfriend’s mom’s a mage

I’m a monsterfucker, baby, I’ll even give ‘em my name
I got a mermaid STD but they were really a babe
I’ve gone home with fairies and and I’ve got a friend name  d Ken
He’s a giant and a really great guy, he doesn’t know the kinda trouble he got me in

I'm a monsterfucker, I've got so many friends
I'm a monsterfucker, I’d do them all again

I’m a monsterfucker baby, I used to chase tornadoes
Now I cross the country looking for all kinds of magical weirdos
I met a dragon on a mountaintop and I’ve lost a bet to imps
I’ve promised my firstborn and my third but that’s why I’m never having any kids

I'm a monsterfucker, I've got so many friends
I'm a monsterfucker, I’d do them all again

I'm a monster fucker, baby

Monsterfucker, Baby

Snowvians Unite, Bookish Bogwitch

Something’s Gotta Give Now, Mostly Maudlin

Podfic of Two Polecats, a Fomorian, and a Banshee Walk Into a Diner by https://archiveofourown.org/works/28682283

Two Polecats, a Fomorian, and a Banshee Walk Into a Diner

you_remind_me_of_the_babe wrote Rose-Colored Glasses on 2021-11-13. This is a sweet story with lots of emotion. It was so much fun to record it!

When Shepard buys a pair of rose-colored glasses from a hobgoblin, the cursed object gets magiked to Simon's face, giving him a overly optimistic view of the world. Penny and Baz know they are dangerous, because they could potentially affect his self-preservation instincts. As they try to figure out how to get them off, Baz starts to wonder if the things Simon says and does under their influence are real. Will Simon feel the same way when the glasses come off?

Text:      Rose-Colored Glasses
Author:  you_remind_me_of_the_babe
Length:  00:49:50
Music:    "Saturdays" by Twin Peaks (Featuring HAIM)
               "Dancing on Glass" by St Lucia

Rose-Colored Glasses

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