Don't you guys hate it when someone calls you with this kind of shit?

Who's Calling Me?

Got my dog to bark on this one, you guys.  It's a real treat if ya know what I mean!

Walk the Dog

don't sneak up on me!!! I HATE surprises!

Back in the olden days, you could pack your wagon and head west to get rich mining for gold!  It was boom or bust back then!

It's cool being an athlete!  Ya gotta be athletic to be good at sports!

Magician's must get the hottest girls! Woo Hoo!  Magic!!! It's real, I know it is for a FACT!

Nothing feels better than hearing that snap and knowing in your heart that there is a dead rodent behind your fridge!

Lighter than air!  Hanging out with me is a gas!!!