ORANGE CARBYNE
An Eight Volume Epic
Tracking the Rise of the First
Corporate Nation State

Written by Sock Puppet
Vocal Performance by BoloBoloBaoBao 
Music By Job Zheng

Volume 1:
Operation MK Turtlehead

Chapter 1:
Fucking White Idiots




INT. GALLERY  - DAY

Two OLD ART COLLECTORS look at the installation: a BLACK BEAR, sitting, attached via a gold chain to a life-size ceramic statue of a HUMAN GAY-MAN BEAR snorting poppers. Two OLD RICH COLLECTORS stand and watch.  

**June 11, 2021**

**Ten Weeks Before The German Federal Election**

An ORANGE VAN pulls up outside of the gallery.  Nobody gets out. Not yet. 

FRANS  (O.S)
(screaming) 
FUCKIT THE CONCEPT IS IN-CO-HER-ANT.

The collectors look up to see FRANS, the gallerist, hair going everywhere, red eyes, too much energy, dissociated, coming down from his last hit, but still tripping, walk into the room, screaming. 

FRANS
When Jon told me the bear, bear, popper installation concept I thought it would be somehow MORE than its part. Can someone hand me my pipe? LE PIPE.

The collectors don’t understand Frans’s disjointed drug logic.

FRANS 
A long, THIN glass pipe. Orange pip for smoking methamphetamine. I cannot fucking see! 

The collectors are unsure about what to do.

FRANS
Come on, please, just, get on the ground. I cannot fucking see anything right now. ON YOUR KNEES

The collectors get on their knees and start looking. 

FRANS
With GUSTO, please, see the human body is fundamentally an automobile...

KATY, Frans’s gallery director, comes out of the back holding said orange meth pipe.  

FRANS 
...and like the car, the body goes on the off ramp.

KATY 
It was right on your desk right in front of your computer. 

Frans grabs the pipe out of KATY’s hands and flaps his other hand wildly until she puts a torch lighter in it. He takes a hit and starts jumping up and down as he holds the vapor in. Frans exhales a big cloud. The Bear roars.

FRANS 
(exhaling)
The offramp takes you somewhere. You need gas every so many miles. It’s...

Frans suddenly notices the orange van in front of the gallery and walks over to the door and locks it. This makes the collectors nervous. It should. 

FRANS 
Nobody wanted to be in Shitsville but that's where the gas station is. No one drove through Alabama looking for culture.  They gassed up and went to the nearest place where grapes were grown.

Frans stops, looks at the bear, looks at the art collectors, looks at Adrian Younge, looks at the sculpture of the bear. 

FRANS
(screaming)
I'm a fraud!

Frans runs into the back of the gallery as he screams. 

FRANS  (O.S)
(still screaming)
Where’s the meth bag! My baggie!

The collectors are visibly shocked, and just as soon as they regain their composure, three ORANGE CARBYNE STRIKEFORCE TEAM ASSOCIATES with orange body armor, goggles, ventilators with external oxgyen tanks carrying a battering ram smash into the external window.

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ORANGE CARBYNE
An Eight Volume Epic
Tracking the Rise of the First
Corporate Nation State

Written by Sock Puppet
Vocal Performance by BoloBoloBaoBao 
Music By Job Zheng

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