The phone spam module for Asterisk called Lenny.   The caller claims to be from the TalkTalk technical team and is trying to get Lenny to switch his computer on.  What the caller doesn't know is that Lenny is himself a computer and has no interest in being fixed.  Lenny has got bigger problems in the form of his pesky ducks.


Lenny has a chat with a helpful man from TalkTalk who will fix his computer

Added a few more sound effects for teh lolz.

Lenny Improved

Lenny got a call from someone who wants to give him a free voucher to upgrade something in his home.  A very kind offer, but Lenny doesn't really get it, he is quite old.


Lenny has a chat with a nice lady from a home improvement company

This nice man phoned to sell Lenny an extended warranty for his tumble dryer.  

Polite young man selling tumble dryer warranty

Lenny gets a call about the British EU referendum

Lenny keeps this guy on for over 7 minutes!

Lenny has a conversation about switching his energy supplier.

Lester from Ask UK.

Best quote "LET ME SPEAK!"

Lenny talks to Lester from Ask UK

This lady wants to fix Lenny's computer, but then she starts saying that he sounds weird and questions whether he is actually alive!  How very dare she.

Lenny does *not* sound weird

Lenny gets a call from someone who will help him with his car accident.   As we know, Lenny really shouldn't be driving anyway.  This guy gets full marks for perseverance, he actually calls back a second time and goes through the same script without giving up.

willcooke