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Btw, apologies for some parts being off beat. I have a very limited supply of beats on my laptop.

[REMIX] Kefka Vs Giygas 2 - URBoF [WHAT I HAVE DONE SO FAR]

Drake & Jahseh

Figgle Wiggle (ft. Eminem)

Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Dustin, Jacob, Light and Adroit

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11gQjphOi8m6csVWhTOg5Y2RZESz_S-UH0nqV7N6PEI8/edit?usp=sharing

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Dustin vs. Jacob | Ultimate Community Royale

Vote for who won this battle!
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Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Jacob

Lyrics:

Intro:

Kamren:
Alright, Julian, it’s time to see which one of us is the better fedora boy.
Why don’t you fucking bring it?

Alex:
Oh, so I did good in the royale and now I gotta beat down this bitch?
LET’S GET BACK DOWN TO BUSINESS!

Iris:
Kamren? You mean the guy that got semi-primed? Boy, do I remember why we banned him
Who’s Youtube content could be boiled down to: “LOL, I’M NERDY AND I’M RANDOM”
Eh, I see through whatever bullshit sob story apology you wrote up
Out here sounding like if Dragonsblood had his fucking nose plugged!
“Ollo everyone!” Man, shut the fuck up, you sound ridiculous.
I’ll punch the four eyes off this lunatic! Who thinks he can win? That shit’s delirious.
It’s pretty sketchy going toe-to-toe with me bro with that World War I Radio Microphone
Sheesh! I mean, your biggest feat is barely scraping by and defeating Honeycombs!
And on the subject of Kris, it’s pretty funny.
He was on one background, dabbing, lip-syncing was off, and his camera was blurry
And you beat him lyrically...so I suppose...congratulations? 
But somehow in that battle, his side was more appealing than your face is!
I mean, that acne’s giving this bitch a legitimate landscape
Yet he still posts what seems like 10 selfies a day, pulling the same damn face!
Seems you’re well versed in hood movies! This racist bitch might shoot me, how uneasy!
Especially when you’re looking like the poster boy for “Upcoming School Shooters Weekly!"
Stop posting vlogs, you’re really not that interesting
I’d call your old battles crap, but you went and did it for me
Improperly casted Dustin as Discord, and everyone’s said it! But don’t worry! I won’t! You’re safe!
All I’ll say is your biggest mistake was making the decision to create battles in the first place!

Kamren:
Are you done yet? Good, bout time you shut your mouth
Couldn't tell if that was your verse or another song you're trying to push out
Don't look surprised I'm calling you out, you invited me to do this
So fuck the damn buildup, and lets get down to buisness!
Didn't write our lines together, cause you're afraid of what I'll say
Then again, I'd act the same too if I argued with a mole for two hours straight
Handed over the biggest server? Noticed by Anthony Fantano?
No one gives a shit about your clout, so stay put in Todd’s Shadow
Funny you mention Kris, I’m still waiting for part three
You took my name out of my series and made it “Julian vs Anything”
Wanna talk about semi-prime? Didn’t you say you had regrets,
Of not defending me in the first place? Damn, there goes my respect
Go make another series, maybe one you’ll actually commit to
Cause as far as I’m concerned, Youtube doesn’t care about your reviews
Unless it’s about celebrity beef, you should be specialized with that
Leave the fedoras to me, lemur. Trying to be rich is making me laugh
From making me admin in your server to the praise, I thank you a bunch
But making me S Tier in the royale, umm, sucking up a bit much?
Call yourself an adult all you want, this was still child's play
The Beast best run away, cause I’m the predator and you’re my prey!

Kamren vs. Iris

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Uz7sPOM4lJgH5wHnDwVxIBEEC0MiKyg9osyjLIVQZ6s/edit?usp=sharing

ISIS Minecraft Parody

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Freshy Kanal

Will/Dragonex as Denzel Curry
Alex the Beast as Scarlxrd

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
Denzel Curry
VS
Scarlxrd
BEGIN!

Scarlxrd:
(WOOO, YEAH!!!) 
AY! Anime repper, mask wearer, holder of the power
Your tracks having flavor? Eh, I’d prefer the curry powder
With flows from the devil, I’m trap metal’s leader
Welcome to the operation room; time for my procedure
I Dual Wield bars like a literal beast
That’s coz I’m a lyrical beast
Roll up against a King, he buries you 6 Feet deep
Blew up with a meme, you sorry bitch
Your fan base don't do you no Orange Justice
You can try to be relevant with the youth
You're still half of a Roddy Ricch
Dumb cheeky ass smile going cross your face
Dressed in rags, you’re like the Clout-chasing Kurt Cobain
Yeah, your number's be bombing, but I'll leave this egotist bodied
Sick your Wardog on me, I'll slice Zillakami like salami

Denzel Curry:
Birthed straight from Soundcloud, brothers from another mother
Now I’m on cloud nine, you’re vibin’ in hell; guess I’ll leave a demon smothered
For a dude bragging ‘bout merit and poeticism, you surely fail
Look at your titles! Your bitch ass still don’t know how to spell!
But see, love’s what we need, why should we fight?
Come together as a collective…
(Hahahaha) SYKE (AY)
Black metal Terrorist (AY)
Against trap metal’s embarrassment (AY)
Your shtick is screamy scream (AY)
Walking ammo for rapping weebs (AY)
So square up! Ricky taught me how to be harder!
I don’t NEED to keep my guard up ‘gainst a flamboyant pansy vlogger
Quality over quantity
Prolificacy don’t mean you’re hot to me
Albums stretched to infinity
Fit for immortalization? A homie’s been misleading
A self-proclaimed Overlord, huh? Don’t really think that you can lead, though
Leave you Battered, Bruised & Bloody when I roll ya with my Speedboat


Scarlxrd:
I’m Lxrd for a reason, I started super-smiley, what a burn
Least I wasn’t so far in the underground people couldn’t hear a fucking word
Myth City got me rolling, shit was off the chain and perked without no Percs
While you were influenced by the leftover drippings of SpaceGhostPurpp 
I’m unique on the scene
I always have been, always will be
Yet a bitch gonna sit here and accuse me of unoriginality?
“Gang, gang, gang, gang, hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes.”
Oh man! I see Denzel really has that Shakespeare know-know

Denzel Curry:
Verse two is my Vengeance before I leave your ass behind
What will your vids give first? Epilepsy or a fucking heart attack? Guess the audience will decide (Ultimate)
Berzerk? Eminem beat you to it, my dude
Your screamo rampages aren’t even emo enough to make you a Tokyo Ghoul
This MC wants to Ride but can’t catch a Grip on his style
He cranked out another 2 minute wankfest?
Ugh, toss it in the pile.

Scarlxrd:
You never were a wordsmith, you never could hone it
Guess that’s why your ass failed as a poet
You have false dreams of being goated
Without some memes, how would you have been noticed?
I mean shit! Denzel’s getting dark and edgy again! But what’s new?
If you think that makes you top dog MC, you’ve been spending too much time on Planet Shrooms

Denzel Curry:
Sure thing, Mazzi, I’m shoddy, you got me 
It’s not like you’re way past your hayday
While people get Nostalgic for my shit
That came out midway into the last fucking decade
I get why you’re so morbid if in your world you believed you could exchange words
Turns out your bass-boost beats aren’t the most distorted thing I’ve ever heard

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT...
...RAP BATTLE!!!

Denzel Curry VS Scarlxrd // Rap Battle

Username666 (Audio): WillEpicFlicks (Video): Fightmarker
ByronLG (Audio): FyxFynn (Video): Snakebite126

Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering / Announcer by: Light
Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Edited by: Fightmarker & ColeTheCole
Subtitles by: ColeTheCole
Backgrounds/Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(0:21) Username 666:
When the net first started, I crawled my way out of hell
Ready to strike fear into fools who dare refresh my URL
Now twenty years later, the horror scenes only got worse
Like this schmuck who’s but a clone of me with his colours inversed
I'm uncontested: the best pasta to pop up in your suggestions 
This sorry spambot’s getting blocked if I’m catching him in my mentions
And my knack for bloodshed is outmatched but I really felt bested 
With your plot infested of more holes than myself - that's impressive

(0:42) Byron LG:
A YouTube creepypasta who's fallen out of his relevance?
You couldn’t bring your fame back if you tried inspect element
Comedic, this mess thinks he’s besting me with endless refreshing?
You’re only threatening when it comes to the trojans you’re spreading

(0:53) Username: 666
I can't really say I'm in a big shock your pasta got hammered 
Spouting gibberish nonsense, as ridiculous as your grammar 
It's amusing; you come at me with lines equally confusing 
You're in need of a large hand if this is what your pen's producing
You're losing cause I spit it sick 
You can’t infect a site for shit 
As I'm growing my gore and throwing my fists 
All you’ve managed to lob is a fucking brick
Maybe after this you can finally learn what it means to be scary 
As you’re plastered across the news again: This time in the obituaries 

(1:14) Byron LG
You're a joke; this troll viruses' effects are purely trivial 
I take crashing windows and monitors a bit more literal
I’ve only urged for a good diss but after hearing what you've spat
All you’ve succeeded in doing is making me.. really mad.
But I will tell you what angers me more 
The way you're so keen on showing your gore 
The truth is your pasta lacks so much filth 
You don't even challenge Normal Porn 
You’re only a loser who’s so slow at deliverin' horror 
Your ass somehow managed to outlast Internet Explorer

(1:36) Username: 666
This duel is only proving why you haven't found where glory lies
Weakened as you've progressed; quite reflective of your story line
It's painfully ironic that you're failing in your rap
Cause last time I checked you specialized in ciphers and cryptographs

(1:46) Byron LG
I wanted a verse, not a limerick; It hurts when this hypocrite
Belittles all my scares when he can't manage to deliver shit
Once I've invaded triple six no one will search for more
As he faces a second stoppage; Username 404’d

[REMIX] Kefka Vs Giygas 2 - URBoF [WHAT I HAVE DONE SO FAR]

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