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Composed by William M. Heller
Lyrics & Vocals by William M. Heller

Welcome To Your Mom's House is an original theme created for the Your Moms House Podcast hosted by stand-up comedians Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky. They had requested music for their podcast from their listeners because they could not play licensed music anymore. I thought that they made need a new theme (even though they didn't actually need one), and I made this pop music/hip hop track for them.

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LYRICS:

Welcome Jeans, oh, welcome to Your Moms House
Welcome Jeans, oh, welcome to Your Moms House
Welcome Jeans, oh, welcome to Your Moms House
Welcome to Your Moms House

Pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up,
Pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up,
Pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up,
Pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up tight, pull 'em up!

Welcome to Your Moms House
With your hosts: Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky
(Mom?)

Pull up your jeans, boi,
Pull 'em up tight,
Would you rather piss shit,
Or live your whole life blind?
Bikes!
Next stop Brown Talk,
You better wipe down;
Don't hesitate to listen to them mommies with the crown

Wipe down? Or is it wipe up?
Oh my god, seriously?
Fill her up and seal her shut!
Aww yeah, and that's gooder than a bitch
I be flossin' my teeth
28 inch rims

My teeth be awfully shiny
Man, honky-ass white
Oh, who just farted?
Was that Theo
Man all I know is Bikes!
Hey buddy, guess who it is
Man it be Top Dog
Spreadin' knowledge all about the shits

Mommy T & Mommy C flexin' all the goodest guests
Watchin' clips and talkin' shit
A mommy is the best
But I want to say this once before the show
Man, Mommies for life
Fuck bein' a bro—Go!

Welcome To Your Mom's House

Steadier Footing (Edit) By Me

This is the first in an ever-growing series of improvisation for any trio of instruments; in this case, Trio #1 utilizes the electric guitar, bass and drum set.  Each instrument was recorded and programmed separately, starting with - and basing the entire song off of - the guitar, which was written through improvisation and thus recorded in one take.The bass and the drums were designed afterwards, and at times follow precisely what the guitar is playing, while at other times going off on their own free-form tangent which becomes apparent and expresses my love for improvisation and music without structure.


Trio #1

For five world instruments ranging from Asian to African, as well as a broad range of percussion.  I am very proud of this piece of music.  Every aspect of this piece was determined by rules of chance that I administered, from how many notes are within each measure, to time signature changes, note pitches, note lengths, amount of measures, and amount of instruments playing per measure.  I picked instruments that sounded pleasant together and resonated nicely.  This piece is also played particularly slowly.  Enjoy!

Music For World Instruments And Percussion

Free form composition for ride cymbals, rain stick, electric bass, celesta and two guitars (both with a decent amount of reverb, and one colored with the time-based effect of delay as well).  This piece can be played in any way as long as the specific instruments are used and the requirements are met.  The rule of this piece is to play for however long the musicians please and however the musicians want to play; the piece should be influenced by the instruments and their sound relationships when played together.

Deep Woods

For specific percussive instruments.  This piece displays the interesting quality of sound that percussion creates when it is music by itself.  I will gladly work with writing for percussion instruments for the rest of my life as it is fun; and I find it evokes a certain mood that isn't at all dramatic, which is something I like from music.  Expect more music for percussion in the future.

Music For Percussion #1

I enjoy the sound of dissonance and low bass rumbling.  This song includes just that, as well as two awkward sounding prepared guitars that truly complete the confusion within this piece.  I don't even know what to say about this song.  It was the product of a morning of watching Bill Maher, The Ricky Gervais Show and The Life And Times Of Tim, along with two cups of coffee.  Sometimes the most interesting efforts are achieved spontaneously and without hesitation.

Iliel

for guitar, bass and drums.  The guitar has been tuned to sound just awful, coupled with distortion to give that awfulness some life.  This trio piece is like a fusion of the first two trios I have posted. Enjoy!

Trio #3

For prepared guitar, glockenspiel, electric bass, rotary vibraphone, anvil, drums and percussion.  The structure of the piece is based off of a passage from the Tao Te Ching:

"All things arise from Tao.
They are nourished by Virtue.
They are formed from matter.
They are shaped by environment.
Thus the ten thousand things all respect Tao and
honor Virtue.
Respect of Tao and honor of Virtue are not demanded,
But they are in the nature of things."

51 (Part 1)

Composed by William M. Heller

CREDITS:

William M. Heller (composer, musician, vocals)
Matthew Gallerani (musician, vocals) 
Luca Veca (musician) 

​© 2013 William M. Heller

All Rights Reserved

This is the full version (about 25 minutes) of the track Laudanum Gate off of William M Heller's new album of the same name. The album consists of only this track that spans the entire length of the album.

Laudanum Gate is an avant-garde musical composition that aims to touch at the dark absurdity behind alchemical and hermetic character and practice. It is an isolating experience and it hearkens upon sickness, hollow meditation, the dark voice of manipulation, the animal, and the ominous quality of matter and nature in existence.

Laudanum Gate

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CONTACT:

will-heller@outlook.com
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William M. Heller

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