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Itty bitty snails go on a cute little adventure
Through the grass, under a log, a mucus trail to get there
Wiggle their little stalks with their wandering eyes
Then cold blows the wind and into their shells they hide

The morning dew and fog at the ass crack of dawn
Our little snails have barely traversed halfway across the lawn
And yet there's a moral to this silly little tale
There's just something about the charmingly boring lives of snails

The charmingly boring lives of snails

A Cute Little Snail Adventure (Opening Credits)

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Lyrics- 
So, you're pretty cool
as you look towards the moon
obscured by incense smoke
you lighten the mood
And watch the transmissions
of the Apollo missions
soundtracked by Ambient
you relax and listen

But all comparisons pale 
to the charmingly boring lives of snails
And all comparisons pale
to the charmingly boring lives of snails

Sugar and butter
with your significant other
A strange excursion 
beneath the covers

But all comparisons pale
to the charmingly boring lives of snails
And all comparisons pale
to the charmingly boring lives of snails

The Charmingly Boring Lives of Snails (End Credits)

You're In For A Treat

I Dreamt Of Marfa

Eos Rises Over Columbus, Indiana

Florals With Mr. Gramophone

Boomer’s Got a Gramophone

Space Race (featuring Jilly Narayan)

Pluto Will Always Be A Planet In A Boomer's Heart

Willamette Valley Pinot Noir And Big Mac

The Kankakee River Fishing Spot

Hey Mister, Would You Go Bop?

Boomer's Got A Gramophone (Relevancy)

Pocket Sized Happy Cry

I Don't Want To Know

'73 Pontiac LeMans

Abyssal Solenogastres

The Terrifyingly Beautiful Lives of Sea Angels

Neopilina

Manna from Above and/or Marine Snow

Dentalium's Detritus Dinner

I am the Abyssal Dregs
Bottom feeder, beneath the waves
My body thrown to and fro
Sucked down into the Benthic Zone
She told me
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
(Put your hands... to the floor. Uh huh, what’s up?)
But what? What is up…. Up from the floor?
The only thing I know is the floor….
The ocean floor and nothing more

Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
But what? What is up.... Up from the floor?

Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
But what? What is up.... Up from the floor?

Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
(But what? What is up.... Up from the floor?)
The only thing I know is the floor

Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
(But what? What is up.... Up from the floor?)
The only thing I know is the floor

Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
(But what? What is up.... Up from the floor?)
The only thing I know is the floor

Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
Put your hands up to the floor, what's up?
The only thing I know is the floor

But what? What is up... Up from the floor?

Back To Benthic

Despite Gumboot's Armor (feat. A Beached Whale)

A friend of mine owns an internet hosting company so I created this as hold music. Inspired by Muzak from the 90s.

Muusoctopus’s Garden

The Pelagic Plunge

Music for Tabletop RPGs - Battle Music 1

Music for Tabletop RPGs - Cityscape 1

Music for Tabletop RPGs - Royal Court 1

Music for Tabletop RPGs - Dungeon 1

We deliver unto you a bloated sacrifice (x4)

(Put your hands up to the floor)
(But what, what is up?)
(Put your hands up to the floor)
(Up from the floor)

Legends of the Whale Fall

The Neritic Crawl

featuring samples from buggly and f-r-a-g-i-l-e on freesound.org

https://freesound.org/people/buggly/

https://on.soundcloud.com/bman4KtBXRe2Q2Fz8

https://freesound.org/people/f-r-a-g-i-l-e/

https://on.soundcloud.com/io6GxRokquWAJ7EV6

The Blood Red Waters Of The Photic Zone (feat. Buggly and f-r-a-g-i-l-e)

A remix of Seawall by Neev 
( https://soundcloud.com/trappedanimal/neev-seawall )

Seawall by Neev (A Re-Imagining by William Sanford)

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Wakey Wakey, After the Rain

William is an eclectic, eccentric, and electronic musician from the NW Indiana/ Chicago-land area. William draws influence from a variety sources that include Downtempo, IDM, Ambient, Dream Pop, Lo-Fi, Trip Hop, Soundtrack, New Age, Video Games, Electronic Rock, Art Rock and Progressive Rock.

William came up from working class roots and still exists there, and yet, William’s music both transcends and embraces this history for better or worse. 

At times like an aging philosopher, at other’s belligerent and dumb. Either way, one thing William is not… is boring.

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