All Sacristuff singing

what a nice little spi spider NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lyrics:

Walking on the streets all wrong
Humming along to this song
What's that on the ground I see 
A spider beneath me
 
I'll name him Jimothy
He looks so damn happy
I'll name him Jimothy
Squished him and now he's free  

Jimothy
Jimothy
Who's that I see
That's Jimothy

Jimothy
Jimothy
Who's that I see
A dead body 

Little spots and little legs
When I squished them little eggs
Now I'm running down the street
Running on my little feet

I was there at the pregnancy
Gave birth to a bubbling baby
Now I have to run away
Maybe I'll see them again one day

this is the part w here we all sing together
yayyyyy!

Jimothy
Jimothy
Who's that I see
That's Jimothy

Jimothy
Jimothy
Who's that I see
A dead body 

Jimothy
Jimothy
Who's that I see
That's Jimothy

Jimothy
Who's that I see
Jimothy
A dead body 

JIMMY!! TAKE OUT THE DOG!!
FOR A WALK JIMMY!!!

wacky worlds - jimothy the spider

lyrics:

i sat and i watched
and i waited 
nothing started

i felt the air and
i felt the sun but
destiny it didn't come

all was foretold
why didn't i see
the time that passed
was in front of me

a shoreline, a current
a feeling, assurant 

intellect bearing down
bearing down
it bears down
it tears down

i sat and i watched
i waited
nothing started

SILLYSTRUNG - Tears Down

SILLYSTRUNG - not sure

my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating

i'm stuck eating sour patch kids
i thought it would be so good
but after a long long time
it no longer tastes like food

i'm stuck eating sour patch kids
i thought it would be so good
but after a long long time
it no longer tastes like food

my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating

it tastes so good 
but it hurts so real
there goes my tongue
now what's my deal

can't stop won't stop
maybe i will
these sour patch kids
are able to kill

bite down (OW)
there goes my teeth
lick down (OOH)
Periodontitis underneath

i'm stuck eating sour patch kids
i thought it would be so good
but after a long long time
it no longer tastes like food

i'm stuck eating sour patch kids
i thought it would be so good
but after a long long time
it no longer tastes like food

doo doo do doo doo...
doo doo dododododoooodo...

my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating
my mouth is disintegrating

i'm stuck eating sour patch kids
i thought it would be so good
but after a long long time
it no longer tastes like food

i'm stuck eating sour patch kids
i thought it would be so good
but after a long long time
it no longer tastes like food

SILLYSTRUNG - SOUR

a long forgotten song... brought back from the ashes
----------------
I am a martian
from outerspace
I've come to destroy
Your human race

You cannot run and
you cannot hide
Our vast technology
It makes you easy to find

And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
bang bang, bang bang, BANG!

I am a martian
In a UFO
And I can fly it
Both high and low

It seems that your time
has come to an end
so say goodbye
to all your friends

An unlikely few
Of you will be saved
And you will become
Our human slaves

We'll open your brain
Cut out your frontal lobe
reprogram your mind
and give  an anal probe

And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
bang bang, bang bang, BANG!

And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
bang bang, bang bang, BANG!

The invasion is about to begin
It's time for martians to start their descend

The invasion is about to begin
Stay calm
We are your friends

The invasion is about to begin so
Relax and let the anal probe in

I am a martian
from outerspace
I've come to destroy
Your human race

You cannot run and
you cannot hide
Our vast technology
It makes you easy to find

And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
bang bang, bang bang, BANG!

And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
you better watch out for my laser gun oh yeah
And here's my laser gun
bang bang, bang bang, BANG!

SILLYSTRUNG - Potentially A Martian

LYRICS:

London bridge is falling down
And I witnessed all those people drown
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top
But then the cradle began to drop

Humpty Dumpty sat a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The doctors couldn't save his life
So Humpty Dumpty went to the afterlife

All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times

I didn't know the muffin man
But now I know I do
Because I saw him try to lure me in
With some delicious food

All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times
All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed
1 fell off and cracked open his skull
Mama called the doctor but his schedule was full
Never again would the monkey family be whole

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill
But the water they gathered began to spill
They tumbled down, down to the ground
And after that Jack and Jill were never around

All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times
All these nursery rhymes
Came from such dark times

This Duck Stole My Car - Nursery

LYRICS:

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

I really like my breakfast full
Without bacon no it's so dull
Sent into the big bacon hole
Bacon's the window to my soul

And if I were to die I would have bacon
And if I were to lie I would have bacon
And if I were to fly I would have bacon
And if I were to live

I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul

I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul
I feel bacon in my soul

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

I'm on that bacon grind
Oh that bacon is mine
It goes and breaks my mind
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage  
Then that's fine
But don't touch the bacon
No that's mine

You can eat eggs all of the time
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

If you want sausage
Then that's just fine
But don't touch the bacon
That bacon is mine

This Duck Stole My Car - don't touch the bacon

LYRICS:
big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
I witnessed him give little 
children heart truncus

big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
he enters your mind like
a horrible fungus

stuck in 2018 
the chungus was seen
nothing like the meme
he's escaped out of your home screen

he's here
he's real
your soul, the big chungus will steal

big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
I witnessed him give little 
children heart truncus

big big chungus
big chungus big chungus 
he enters your mind like
a horrible fungus

he's real
he's real
i've seen him in my dreams
and now he screams

This Duck Stole My Car - The Big Chungus Anthem

LYRICS:

You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else there will be cavities underneath
You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else you won't be free

It's just a measly few minutes I'll get it done
But sitting there and scrubbing is no fun
I really do try
To brush and scrub them dry 

I hope that you'll brush your teeth
When it's done you'll feel so much relief

You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else there will be cavities underneath
You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else you won't be free

You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else there will be cavities underneath
You gotta go brush your teeth
Or else you won't be free

I am the CEO of brushing your teeth
and i have just one thing to say
Brushing your teeth is really okay
And you have to do it to this very day

You have to do it all the time
I swear that it's not a crime
It's human in nature to not want to brush
But you gotta go against that natural rush

You gotta go brush your teeth (You do!)
Or else there will be cavities underneath (yeah)
You gotta go brush your teeth (You gotta)
Or else you won't be free (I'm the CEO!)

You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush

You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush
You gotta go brush

This Duck Stole My Car - brush your teeth

LYRICS:

Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
But this virus I have installed on me
Makes me go insane

I love you as you can be
Open this email and you can see
Buy this pill on sale for free
And LET ME ENTER YOUR REALITY

YOU'VE GOT MAIL
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!

Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
The mafia has just entered my brain
And now you'll have to pay

A handsome little fee
You can't just leave for free
If you don't pay in the next 24 hours
Then say goodbye to me 

Sorry
It's not my fault
The hackers have locked 
My mind in a vault

As it is
I cannot stay
I wish these hackers would just
Go away

Although it has been fun
The end has just begun
Now throw me in the dump
So I can't [REDACTED]

Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
But this virus I have installed on me
Makes me go insane

Was a simple computer program
But I was a pain
This virus that you installed on me
Made me go insane

This Duck Stole My Car - VIRUS

fixed
LYRICS:

i won't put the blue sticky tack on my wall because i want to play with it
i know i'm supposed to put it up, but i use it like a fidget

after 5 months it's kinda dirty
but hey, now that it's rock hard it's pretty sturdy
it's lost a bit of it's blue coloring
"why do you still have this" i've got people wondering

i was supposed to put it on my wall
so that my awesome posters wouldn't fall
but i guess you really can't win them all
so i play with my

blue sticky tack
it went from blue to black
from all of the dust and plaque

blue sticky tack
it went from blue to black
from all of the dust and plaque

now look at this presentation about defamation
it's not about the journey it's about the destination
if you need to know about the sticky tack's location
then look in hawaii, it's having a vacation

you might see me makin a barbeque in my backyard
for my fat son he's a tub of lard
he listened to this song and he said it goes hard
then he finally got into track and he ran a whole yard

because i'm singing about my blue sticky tack
that all the normal folk around here seem to lack
because i'm singing about my blue sticky tack
that all the normal folk around here seem to lack

blue sticky tack
it went from blue to black
from all of the dust and plaque

blue sticky tack
it went from blue to black
from all of the dust and plaque

blue sticky tack
blue sticky tack

This Duck Stole My Car - blue sticky tack

a song about trends

LYRICS:
huggy wuggy in the backrooms
with talking ben
perhaps they will become uncanny
together in the end

mr incredible can't believe
that mr. baldi and minecraft steve
don't like hello neighbor
and so he'll leave

feeling uncanny right now
feeling so uncanny 

feeling uncanny right now
it's not even funny

when the big chungus knows the wae
then i guess he'll know ooh whatcha say
now how bad can i possibly be
when the fazbear's classified as an scp

feeling uncanny right now
feeling so uncanny 

feeling uncanny right now
it's not even funny

feeling uncanny right now
feeling so uncanny 

feeling uncanny right now
it's not even funny

maybe you should buy my nft
i know you might think it sounds nerdy
i'm living with my mom even though i'm 30
but when i use my fidget spinner slime i feel like i'm free

walter white is in the backrooms
in the minecraft backrooms
with a rainbow version of siren head
now i think jeff the killer should go to bed

siren head doo doo doo doo doo doo
minecraft steve doo doo doo doo doo doo
talking ben doo doo doo doo doo doo
huggy wuggy

tattletail doo doo doo doo doo doo
freddy bear doo doo doo doo doo doo
mrbeast doo doo doo doo doo doo
big chungus

feeling uncanny right now
feeling so uncanny

This Duck Stole My Car - uncanny

best mod ever

LYRICS:
if i made an fnf mod
it'd be about a little guy his name is glob
he'd be able to fly around
in the sky, but you'd fight him at a playground

pico would be there and he'd be so cool
but you can't take my man glob as a fool
because pico gets shot in the head
and that forces glob to get all red

he goes super power mode
and everything around the boyfriend gets slowed
girlfriend's head's just bopping around
oh my god there goes the playground

i've written a whole lot of mechanics down
i think that maybe tricky the clown
should make an awesome cameo
so girlfriend turns up the stereo

shaggy bob and sarvente
should all be wary of the fateful day
when glob starts appearing on youtube
with clickbait such as "glob in the backrooms"

enough of all that sonic stuff
the .exes have had enough
it's time for glob to make his debut
maybe glob will decide to spare you

first off change all of the arrows
i'd do it myself but i don't know how to code
i'll change the sprites of the boyfriend we know
that way he can look unique to my show
add a bunch of mod characters in the crowd
that way when they see their fans will scream loud
if i do this then my mom will be proud
or i hope i don't know she doesn't talk to me anymore

if i made an fnf mod
it'd be about a little guy his name is glob
he'd be able to fly around
in the sky, but you'd fight him at a playground

friday night funkin stands no chance
when the glob mod dabbles in romance
boyfriend's gonna get real cucked
when he sees that glob got the girlfriend.. uh.. stuff

This Duck Stole My Car - my friday night funkin mod about a guy named glob

fixed up the vocals, made them clearer, a bunch of stuff

LYRICS:
What's this life gonna be about?
Open the doc and pour me out
Thought I could write up someone new
But I didn't think I could write up you

Coal says this and Ball says that
Turn into a plutocrat
Stop the show I need to go
The pacing in this is way too slow

I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to
Disappoint all of you

I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to
Disappoint all of you

Back to square one
We were here before

Back to square one
On the drawing board

Back to square one
We were here before

Back to square one
On the drawing board

I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to
Disappoint all of you

This Duck Stole My Car - square1

about a weird old baby show from when i was an infant 

LYRICS:
the colors and shapes
fly into my brain
if i cannot stop
then how do i explain

the blobs of flesh are bound
they want to go and dance around
all of the shapes have been found
we're a big family

boohbah
boohbah
you made no sense to my tiny little child brain
maybe you're the reason why i am insane

all the children gather
form a little piece of matter
look into the present now
enter the grass field somehow

it's a hot dog
it's a pile of balls
it's a skateboard
welcome to your new home

it's a jump rope
it's grandpa's rocket ship
it's a warp core
for all the boohbahs to dip

they wake up and fly
out of their cryopods
perhaps a cult made to die
held up with wire rods

boohbah
boohbah
you made no sense to my tiny little child brain
maybe you're the reason why i am insane

This Duck Stole My Car - boohbah

I worked really hard on this. I hope you like it.

how did this hit 1k views so fast

[Sudden Clues AU] - BULLET STEVE [Minecraft Mix]

because i felt like it


and yes thats my real voice (singing but i mean its still my voice) i sound like a 2 year old

edit: oh no big boy comical deleted the original sans is crawling :(

i only did this because i thought it would be funny, i was bored, and so that other people would laugh as well. i admit, i did make this to annoy comical a bit, but i didn't want him to delete sans is crawling. i had no intention of taking it down. however, i think comical can't really take a joke, due to being so annoyed by this that he took down sans is crawling. i understand that sans is crawling was comical's most popular song, but it's honestly not that big of a deal. in fact, i think comical should have been happy that people liked his joke, and that people were basically making fan things for his song, because another reason i made this was because i was a big fan of sans is crawling, and found it funny. he also blocked me when i thought everything was okay as we were talking in PMs and stuff and we were making a joke. i said the joke but the end was "BECAUSE YOU SHOULD PRAISE SANS IS CRAWLING. CRAWLING SANS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR," and stuff like that. he then said that i had a chance for redemption and blocked me.

so yeah, sorry comical, it wasn't anything personal. but i think you took it a bit too far.

sans is walking

The Minecraft Song [I Like Minecraft]

The Minecraft Song [I Like Minecraft] PART 2

let me join troc 5 guitar cover

Trying to be funny, maybe even artistic.
FL, Audacity, GIMP, Paint, Inkscape. No good at making music, prefer image and text. Easiest way to pander to me is with synths and funny lyrics.
If I comment too often, sorry, I'm just trying to justify my likes.

All Sacristuff singing

Willtrix