Lyrics:

We saw some giraffes and they were nice
Also saw some lions who weren't sad
Got a student discount with no card
Had a great day out at Noahs Ark

The only thing we didn't like was that the paths weren't very clear
Map wasn't right
Crucified snake

Had an ostrich chasing us around
Also had an adventure playground
Also got to pet an eagle owl
All in all it was a great day out

The only thing we didn't like was the lack of bovines advertised
That wasn't right
Crucified snake

Lack of Bovines advertised (Crucified Snake)

Lyrics:

You may have been a blaze in the northern sky 
But my my pole vault leaps were just too high
Your leather jacket weighed you down
You couldn't lift your corpse up off the ground
You didn't quite reach the funeral moon
Something tells me sports just ain't for you!

I beat Fenriz at sports day
Nice shorts!

I beat Fenriz at sports day (exercise your demons)

Lyrics: 

When the riffs go down tonight
You know there will be danger
Cos that's when I get psycho
Like a member
Of Coal Chamber

Oh my God, I'm gonna get so fucking sick right now!

Wrapping my hands around my head
As if I was dead

I'm gonna get so sick
I'm gonna get sick
And so are you!

Oh daddy why did you touch me there?
Don't you know how long I spent styling my hair!

So sick, really sick, so sick...wow!

Mudvayne, Slipknot, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, Coal Chamber, Mushroomhead, Kittie!



A Nu-Metal Classic

Lyrics:

Every time we come around the food's always the same
Why not try branching out and roast a little game
Garlic bread means garlic breath for the rest of the evening
Sometimes i think it's vegetables i'd rather see you steaming
I don't need gourmet when i see ya
Cos i'm not fucking Joe Garcia
There is no point in vegetarian pizza
It tastes the same as a sandwich made out of rizla
Stab ur mum!


Stab ur mum

Lyrics: 

I think you are fucking shit
I can't wait for you to quit
Go and suck a marrow sized dick
Do you have downs syndrome? 
Yeah, you do

Annie Karr, you sound like you're choking on a whales penis

Annie Karr

FAST! FUN! FEROCIOUS! Featuring:

Liam 'land cow' Phelan - on guitaaarghs and angry man shouts

Serena 'sea cow' Cherry - on drums and snappy woman yelps

Winston Egbert

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