for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

available on bandcamp: https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals

(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

going to rap over this and finish it a bit

ytcracker - one is lonely (dv0.6)

i want to get phlow on this but he's bullshitting
another beat out of dizzees labs

crack this open
its a cold can of that old green from an old man still coding
on the pro team since fourteen
in this binary crime area
where i still hustle
crack these knuckles
crack your softwares while these blocks wear you down
and this malware that i found here gets round
and these hashes be bcrypt on that four-pass but i beat this before
eight cores

clustered vps that i mustered up with that bitcoin
glue splashpage with the split join form with the shit goin on in the background
what you know about that now?
stay crack with the traffic
keep the cracks in the truecrypt basket
cracks in the system greater than asterisk
im crack fantastic
when i dump three tracks to the plastic
visa mastercard amex
im the keymaster like rick moranis
watercooled
phish school atlantis
bypass lockscreens juke with the cameras
still spammers doing our damage

crack addicted
im a crack fiend for this hack scene and i map schemes while im blasting
these strings im dcasting
i crack heads i crack eggs these crackheads with they backpage
a black mage with this dark art
i press start then i breathe hard
while i push out these e cards to billions of retards
till i recharge my resource ill fill up these dstores
and leave em no recourse

squad heavy
uber black in the back of a big black chevy
then my squad in your face in the place like we playin five nights at freddys
primed and ready keep my mouse hand steady
spam lander crack top ten alexa make that money
shining on em dining on em crab shells crack shells styling on em
bootstrap cascade and angular we bang on ya
then keep it moving cause we cant be losing clicks
push a fix for the gateway timeout on that nginx crack

ytcracker - crack cocaine

YTCracker tracks pulled from ytcracker.com/hismusicdirectory

I don't own this, only bump to it. --peace peace

Ytcracker - Legacy

terminal
green on black the cursor flash
cd slash
enter for a chance to win
im breaking in first push a SYN
flood 
im paul rudd - im nude tayne
im saul good(man) - im loose change
im boss boy - im bruce springs(tein)

terminal
this octothorpe on that sudo
stay thirsty for my voodoo
‘piled ADM and that w00w00
my screen shelled machine swell
chain hashes ASIC
i 10 print shit BASIC
with these 8 sticks of raised fit

random access memory (memory)
be scared of me (of me)
prepare to be wooed by the dudes sincerity
this parity in my RAID
keep data flowing unscathed
them stylesheets all in my page
keep me so lit on the stage
that wrist roll in eclipse though
smooth as i move bits breaux
you xamarin you sharp boy
see sharpness and thats art boy
fetching bytes - a black lab
your soundtrack in that hack lab
lock and load that top node
then stop and drop that opcode

terminal
i pen test invested
in zero day by my folks
break em open like yolks
scramble rot13
release that work in a zine
make install and make clean
cursor flash on black and glow green

terminal
spamming cooked thats burnt meat 
sniffing hooks with burp suite
middle man and ill get em man
when they using after free
alzheimers on me
yea they losing memory
when im all up into their heap

terminal

ytcracker - terminal

beat produced by @nbbeats nxxxxxs

pretty accurate explanation of lyrics: http://genius.com/Ytcracker-packets-lyrics

we got D D O Ses
amped up and reflected
just send us a message
we keep it inexpensive
komodo we code in
them lizards they go in
ask pein ask chippy
the bitstream still flowin

these stacks that we smashing
ROP gadgets to your address
the packets stay blasting
regardless of your patches
these keystrokes go east coast
then worldwide we online
find us and then sign us
we got the world behind us

if bot stats are honest
then doomsday is upon us
and this ddos adonis
still making good on his promise
your site nulled your firewall
is trash
(is trash)
your network is dead
take a look at all of these graphs

on vox and no stopping
that traceroute stop hoppin
software that we backdoored
root shells that we hacked for
toolbars and setups
our payload stay FUD
we reflect your defects
and cause them all to flood

prolexic cloudflare
we dont care
anytime anywhere
plug you in our datasphere
you outta here
no sony no xbox
your homies got less bots
then we do - we feed you
these packets that we bleed through

your .EDUs your .COMs
few terabytes of that strong
through copper through fiber
through air gaps like macgyver
these packets relentless
they gum it up like the dentist
no access molasses
when these bots in practice

you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect) 
you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect)
this upstream is so brutal
the CnC stay poodled
we got packets on packets on packets on packets

ytcracker - packets

@dicepticon and i are back

witness                                                                                         
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
and they try to lock us up by the truckload fuck no
bringing all that truth to the front though

casuals in the crosshairs
aint a safe place on my internet they can call theirs
got a nerd in every datacenter bumping my tunes
on the speakers behind NOC floors locked doors
CTO in his tesla press the
repeat button cause he need a banger to swang to
lead dev in the shed with a can of code red
trying to write his last line to the same tune

come and find me
still a soldier in this internet game stay grimy
keep the army behind me 
blind SQLi to my drive where the line be
hackers on the net #define me
antis on a quest to kill -9 me
whitehat warriors choreograph their blasts
to match my blackhat psyche

hacker music
man i code these flows so crews can abuse it
hacker music
playlist for that late night make the news shit

them guccifers and them snowdens
streamed UTF-8 encoding
all the state sponsored hacking with the backing of an agency
man we playing in the major leagues
candidates in elections risk that infection
from anyone who got the source code of that next gen
hypervisor inception
cloud burst servers with that burst protection

may flex arrest if they catch you home
clocking them clicks like a metronome
you best bless your phone when that stingray on
cause there aint no telling when that thing stay on
my squad stay turnt sweep the SDR
with a replay attack to straight grease your car
we do it all
hardware software espace meatspace
weaponize the work in our briefcase

witness
database longer than a camgirls wishlist
bout that business
bitcoin in the trezor keep crypto christmas
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
still banging my music when they penetrate the gibson?
even haters recognize a christian slater
when im spitting this digital pimping

ytcracker - hacker music

2016 remix of still dg by @tsadi even though its tzadi or tz80i or tz something

go fuck yourself hack the planet

10 years later ain't a damn thing changed

Late in the evening, or is it morning?
Couple days sat awake and i see me yawnin'
James Bondin', pinging and they ain't respondin'
Mission accomplished, yeah, bitch, I'm pwning
Roll out the crib, white hat on the crest
"Spamtec" like a badge on the right of my chest
Blip-blip on my Sidekick, I flip my wrist
SSH to my box page down to next
My stats look good, what about my checks?
So many digits, it's a googleplex
Rotation of the earth like my spam subjects
Perplex the best, the wicked get no rest
Slide in my Chrysler, the blades will slice ya'
Mesh grill on the front just to entice ya'
IPod in the dash, Nerd Life supreme
Track, track, to the Spamtec audio stream
Still live my life like the perfect dream
There ain't a soul that can touch me or my team, nah
District attorneys set out on journeys
And then I lead them on like "A Weekend at Bernie's"
Feds on the scene, try collectin' my convos
See me on AIM talkin' to all the blond hos
it's Condos, coast to coast, wireless enabled
When they set to sniff I switch to cables
IPs bounce through multi nations
I keep confidential like doctors' patients
It's Nerd Life and it's DG death
Represent DG 'til my dying breath

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I swear, people baffle me
Who the fuck would even want to battle me?
Boy what a fuckin' day that'll be
When their life disappears with their chattel, G
Don't battle me, because we rich in numbers
Every day see a couple of fresh newcomers
Tryin' to make a name off of my demise
And I always hit them up with the YT surprise
It may not happen right away, 'cause I lay in the weeds
And I strike like a snake, whenever I please
And such is the life of most DGs
You don't see it comin' 'til you're on your knees

Every time they try to weasel out of my trap
I pull them right back, put their heads in my lap
A little stressful, but I've got enough cigs
And I got enough to proxies to shake the pigs
Carton after carton of these 72s
And I'm still pullin' hits out my Underoos
I still bruise, pack up and DOS the server
Sit back and act like a calm observer
Call all the shots from miles away
Sittin' in a Starbucks at the break of day
I don't play, so act like you think you know
'Cause I'm a fuckin' DG, you're a fuckin' bitch, bro
Yeah!

ytcracker - still dg (tzadi remix) (2016 edition) (downloadable)

produced and engineered by the illustrious, multi-platinum sensation nicholas "aqua" mccarrell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_(record_producer)
twitter/soundcloud: @therealaqua 
unreleased but recorded in 2010
was supposed to be on the show "entourage" but i failed oh well

ytcracker - california breeze (produced by aqua)

the @dicepticon darkmode green hat mix

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (dicepticon darkmode mix)

here is the original which is actually way better TBH:

https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/track/droppin-hertz-on-em

ytcracker - droppin hertz (tanner4105 VIP)

yung innanet

iptables

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

killall pride

real life no cap
when i hit the corner store know i gotta stay strapped
when i'm on the onion network know i gotta flip a pacc
i can't change who i am and there ain't no goin bacc

real recognize real thats why you find me in the trap
i'mma up the fuccin sticc so you won't stab me in the bacc
stay away from skiddies, really don't know how to act
we were out there makin money you were busy spammin chats

fucc the police, fucc the mothafuccin law
it ain't bout my fuccin ego, i'mma give it to you raw
they don't wanna evolve they just wanna see you fall
i'mma spam them fuccin emotes, fucc a bitch till i'm raw

it's a come up

and i won't slow down till yo whole crew pay up
i be in yo boxes, you be thinkin you a playa
i be in the trenches puttin shots in the haters
suicidal thoughts got me playin team slaya


playin sony gloccstation
orderin some dope that they claim be from the haitians
i don't give a fucc long as money they keep payin
i don't fucc with sluts they be knowin what my name is

trick, ho

you a fuccin snitch let me find out
talkin to them pigs, i'mma come down, i'mma show out
disrespect the code, you ain't never had no clout
i'mma let it snow, never know bout a damn drought

bottin in yo subnet put the mothafuccin word out
packets flyin every which way the ip route
you know (x)86 but thats the only thing you know about
i be with them killas steady let them birds fly south

rm -f *.snitch

america online

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

adium with the OTR
jabber on and away from the law
you inspector gadget and they the doctor claw
trying to get the penny and the brain and all
vpn on the offshore islands 
and they make every effort to silence
they fear what they dont understand and they cant control
but they cant put a cork on your soul

man they make it harder to trust
they can turn a close homie into federal busts
they can flip a little switch and have em sniffing the cuts
then youre sitting in a van with your wrists in the cuffs 
you can take the precautions
guarding your identity like proof of the martians
but the odds that youre getting betrayed
logarithmically increase with the passing of days

just an otherworldly foe
your life change when they kick in the door
aint nothing been the same and your faith is low
but you dont cave till the game give a fatal blow

chain as strong as the weakest link
one leak and the whole boat sink
thats why you gotta keep it anon like mr pink
or the reservoir will swallow you up in one drink
now i didnt write the rules
but the game aint changed since i was hacking my schools
i done made the same mistakes in pursuit of the truth
tried to hold the fam together like im michael bluth

instead im gob ninety thousand dollar suit
in a courtroom telling judges how they dont recruit
the proper talent to compute we just punish and dilute
all the spirit in our youth to compete global
tell our kids that whistleblowing isnt noble
unless youre snitching on a hacker - propaganda goebbels
give him life just for hacking into mobiles
and raise incarceration totals, shit

free album click here

ytcracker - otherworldly foe (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

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