I DO BELIVE THE CAPITAN HAS TURNED ON THE BUCKLE SEATBELTS SIGN??????????? (hehe)

My grandma got hers ass whooped so my mother got hers ass whooped that’s why I got my ass whooped did everyone else get beat?.

My butt starts clapping when I listen to this, is that normal.

parappa plays funky music with cg5

Whip Your Kids

shiny object syndrome

If you were to date yourself and then reproduce with yourself... 

 ew...

I do NOT own this song, all credits go to Your Favorite Martian. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg

Your Favorite Martian - Date Myself

The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

The Stereotypes Song

NOW That's What I Call Polka! (Weird Al)

HEY FEMBOY NICE TO MEET YA
YA READY TO BEAT UR MEAT HUH???

Hard On! (SUS REMIX)

Your Favorite Martian - The Trauma Song

Lyrics:
Don’t deal with the devil
A lesson that I learned well
When I meddled
Made a bet and now it’s settled
Say farewell to Elder Kettle

I’m on an adventure
Indentured
Fetching debts from sketchy characters

I’m a kitchen dish
that can dish it out
Quick, tip me over
and pour me out
I’m short and stout
and I’m rockin’ out
and I’m knockin’ out
with my pinkie out

And I’m counting down
But don’t count me out
When you pick me up
You won’t put me down
Now the whole toon towns on lockdown
And the list goes like this... (oh!)

Grim Matchstick
Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay
Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg
Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation
And the Root Pack!
Goopy Le Grande
Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown
Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express
Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums
Wally Warbles
Werner Werman
Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!

My name is Cuphead
Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger
Tricked by easy riches
Now I’m picking fights with monsters
Twenty times my size
(Oh snap!)

I’m sorry that I bet it all
I’m sorry that I have to hurt you
We both signed the dotted line
Now it’s your soul or mine!
(At midnight the clock will chime)

Face to face
With every loss I take
I learn the way the bosses change
And hey
They say that two can play at this game!
Uh-huh
Multiplayer aeroplanes
Oh brother, where art thou?
(Mugman!)

I’m sorry that we lost our souls
I’m sorry that I roped you into this
We co-signed the dotted line
Now It’s your soul and mine
(sing the chorus one more time)

My name is Mugman
Fragile, empty headed, Cuphead’s brother
Tricked by easy riches
Now I’m picking fights with monsters
Twenty times my size
(Oh snap!)

I’m sorry that we bet it all
I’m sorry that we have to hurt you
We all signed the dotted line
Now it’s your soul or mine
We signed a contract!

Snake Eyes
King Dice
Deck is stacked, dice are loaded
Yet I still survive

Don’t deal with the devil
A lesson that I learned well
Still indebted
So I rebelled
We descended
Made him cry and now it’s settled
Say goodbye to that darn devil
Swear the story’s not embellished
I’m a dish a bit disheveled
Relishing the bellows
From my fellow fiends of Inkwell
That I let go
“Hip-hip-Hoorah” echos
Turn the page and say
All’s well that ends well!

CUPHEAD RAP SONG “You Signed A Contract” ► Fandroid The Musical Robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B0n4YsbA7M original by dagames

Your Favorite Martian - The Trauma Song

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Stupidly smart.

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