Im also REALLY mentally stable.... I'm gonna kill mysel-

i wouldn’t have done that if you wernt an attractive wo-man

AS SOON AS MY FRIEND HUNG UP OUR CALL THE LINE "IM NOT OBSESSED WITH SEX" PLAYED. HELPPPPP

cause for concern //lovejoy

A bunch of songs that weren't good enough or didn't fit the vibe of the EP. My favourite being "Maybe I Was Boring" so I named this little EP after it. The cover art is me on the floor.

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Yeah, I'm recording
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
Bouncer greets us at the door
He can tell we've been here before
So he lets us pass
And we climb up 15 flights of stairs
And find that spot in the corner just over there

[Verse 2]
It's only 6:30 but we're starting to drink
I'm ordering the usual
I think I need a change of pace
London's bursting at the seams
It's not quite the place I hoped I'd be

[Chorus]
It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
It's fine dining with cheap perfume
It's country walks down the motorway
How many drugs have you done today?

[Verse 3]
'Cause concrete sculptures and broken glass
It's the lamp posts who guide our paths
Because the moon can't get in
And the clouds hang heavy
Blocking out his pursuit
And booze hangs limply on our rental suits

[Verse 4]
'Cause we're fires, we're burning bright
Breaking bottles and starting fights
But the evening has other plans
Run as they pull up with two more vans

[Chorus]
It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
It's fine dining with cheap perfume
It's country walks down the motorway
How many drugs have you done today?

[Bridge]
But I won't fuss
I'll let you pass
No, I won't fuss
I'll let you pass

[Outro]
'Cause it's only white wine in a Wetherspoons
Fine dining with cheap perfume
DLR closed due to workers' strikes
God knows how I'll get home tonight

Wilbur Soot - White Wine in a Wetherspoons

Maybe I Was Boring

White Wine in a Wetherspoons

Other Songs

Wilbur Soot - Karen, please come back I miss the kids

The Incel Trilogy

Karen, please come back I miss the kids

The Nice Guy Ballad

Screensaver

Soft Boy

Soft Boy (Acoustic)

Romance is Boring

Wilbur Soot: The Covers

Whole Lotta Loving

Goodnight

Wanderlust

A song from the mind of someone feeling betrayed, who only wants the truth on a dark night
Ian Howell: Vocals, Lyrics and Tenor Guitar

I just want to see his Face

Wilbur Soot's only and official SoundCloud. I'm also the lead singer in the Lovejoy band (LVJY).

The Nice Guy Ballad

Wilbur Soot

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