oh, youre approaching me? i cant beat the shit out of you without cha-chaing closer.

in case nobody here has noticed, i've started using my youtube and audius accounts as outlets for more shitpost-y things that i don't feel like are good enough to either go up on here or to submit to siiva. but for some reason i felt like this one had enough effort put into it to be worth putting up here at least. either way you guys should probably follow me on audius and yt since i might end up being slightly more active there than here. 

yt: https://youtu.be/m5MCTsD7MWU
audius: https://audius.co/alsoftie/leonz-among-us-trap-remix-lq-audio-389723

sources:
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (flp by SharkFaceGaming and https://soundcloud.com/donnietheguy )
TLC - No Scrubs
Coolio ft. LV - Gangsta's Paradise

no sus

Expand Crocodile Alligator

Sugar Roll

Major thanks to @captaincomedy for the work on the Bangarang loop! Made this a lot more enjoyable of a mix.

Sources: 

"For Bros About To Rock" - Loud House, Season 1 Ep 13
"Futurama Extended Theme" - Christopher Tyng
"Bodies" - Drowning Pool
"Bangarang" - Skrillex ft. Sirah
"SB-129" - Spongebob Squarepants, Season 1 Ep 14
"Breakdance Beach" - Hail Mary Mallon
"Uptown Funk" - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
"Shit" - Future
"Chip Tha Ripper Freestyle" - Chip Tha Ripper
"King Kunta" - Kendrick Lamar
"Don't Stop The Party" - Pitbull ft. TJR
"I Don't Fuck With You" - Big Sean ft. E-40
"Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker Jr.

The Road To Meme Dorado

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

this is the worst thing on my profile, please fucking look at the rest of my shit

Biscuit Eater

posing guide for dummies

my headphones broke but im back now

Ok so I have a lot of stuff I want to say here. So I just want to say that I recently hit 100 followers, which I thought would NEVER happen. I just want to say that I am very happy and thankful for all the likes my stupid meme tracks get! I also never thought I would get this much since I am pretty new to the "Soundclown" community. I mean I had this account LONG before I started uploading, but yeah I would still call myself new. It is amazing to see all these soundcloud people I really enjoyed that either followed me, or liked any of my tracks and it makes me happy. Thank you everyone! 

So let me talk about this track itself. In case if you didn't know, This song is called Popcorn (obviously) and this version (aka the best version) is by the M&H Band. This track was inspired by The Popcorn YTPMV collab, which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUVsmtj9vdQ

Another fun fact is that I actually made this track back in November of last year, and it wasn't until recently I would came back and make a few touches and stuff to make it sound better. If this track does really well, I will make a 2nd account and upload the 2017 version. 

I made a lot of stuff last year and I would like to share all the things I made when I wasn't well known yet. It is amazing people actually enjoy the stuff I make. I can't make well made stuff like arrangements or full on compositions, but I can definitely make these "meme" tracks for the future to come. Thank you all once again!

Maybe later I'll share the sources in this megamess lol

EDIT (1/18/19): Ok so I think I procrastinated long enough so here is all the sources in order:
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (eh sample)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Jack Black finds an Octagon
Legends of Zelda CDI (bomb sample)
Bassline Junkie
Anarchic System - Pop corn (aka my shitty attempt at making an acapella)
Linkin Park - Crawling
Epic Flinstones NES + Joel saying GRAND DAD
Chip da Ripper
PSY samples
Quad City DJS - Space Jam
Puzzle Room - Kirby Planet Robobot
J Kwon - Tipsy
Ray William Johnson Forum sample (fun fact: I didn't use the right video to for the forum sample. At the time I made this, I had no idea what video Xarlable used in Rock My Forum (which I was referrencing here), so I chose I random RWJ video for this sample)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales
CDI Zelda Bomb sample again
Martin Garrex - Animals
Linkin Park - What I've Done
Loud Nigra
Soulja Boy - Pretty Boy Swag
Skrillex - Bangarang
Drake - Forever
I'm da nigga
Nutshack Theme Song
Sonic Forces - Fist Bump
Pink Guy - Ramenn

(100 Follower Special!) Soundcloud Likes Popcorn

Mashup of "Crab Rave" by Noisestorm and "Catgroove" by Parov Stelar. Old meme song meets new meme song.

posing guide for dummies

WokeLink (archive account)

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