Get ready to strut, groove, and shake what your mama gave ya—because the funk is back, and it's bigger, badder, and funkier than ever!

Welcome to F.U.B.A.R. (Funked Up Beyond All Recognition), a high-energy, hip-thrusting odyssey through the wildest, most outrageous corners of funk. From Superfly Funk laying down lessons in smooth, to Captain Funktastic saving the day with groove alone, to an all-out disco showdown of the century, this album isn’t just music—it’s a movement.

Bringing together the golden age of James Brown, George Clinton, and Bootsy Collins with the swagger of Bruno Mars, Mark Ronson, and Jamiroquai, every track is designed to make your body move and your soul ascend into the funkadelic unknown.

With basslines that slap, brass sections that blast, and grooves so deep they might just swallow you whole, F.U.B.A.R. is your all-access pass to the funkiest party in the multiverse. So lace up those golden platform boots, throw on that velvet blazer, and get ready to Dance the Night Away—because the funk train waits for no one.

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F.U.B.A.R. (Funked Up Beyond All Recognition)

"Step into the groove, shake off the blues, and let the rhythm take control!"

This track is pure disco-funk euphoria—an electric celebration of movement, rhythm, and joy. With brass blasts, slapping bass, and infectious vocals, it’s a full-throttle dance anthem that commands you to let loose and feel the funk.

Dance the night Away

"When the world falls apart, the only thing left is to FUNK IT UP!"

This is the ultimate funk apocalypse—a chaotic, electrifying dance explosion that takes funk beyond all recognition. Expect earth-shaking bass, screaming horns, and wild grooves in this insane funk finale.

Afunkalypse Now

"I got a fine lady at home, but this woman just won’t leave me alone!"

A funk-filled, over-the-top storytelling track, where our singer is desperately fending off the advances of a relentless disco queen. Packed with swagger, humour, and infectious grooves, this one’s got the Jolene-meets-Funkadelic energy that keeps the party rolling.

Woman! get the Funk away from me!

"Not all dancing is vertical, baby—some rhythms set the night on fire!"

A sultry, slow-burning groove that turns up the heat. With smoky saxophones, deep basslines, and hypnotic rhythms, this track oozes passion and captures the electric tension of a late-night rendezvous on the dance floor.

In the Heat of the Night

"When the groove is in danger, one hero always answers the call—Captain Funktastic!"

This is the ultimate funk superhero anthem, bringing larger-than-life swagger, soaring horns, and unstoppable dance-floor power. Whether he’s battling the Funkless Foe or teaching mortals how to move, Captain Funktastic always delivers the funk.

Captain Funktastic

"Funk don’t lie—if you got it, you better flaunt it!"

A wild, energetic dance-floor anthem that dares you to move with confidence. Powered by booming bass, high-energy horns, and infectious beats, this track is a full-throttle funk explosion that celebrates self-expression and groove mastery.

Shake what your mama gave you.

"Smoother than smooth, cooler than ice, he’ll get you groovin’, so funkin’ nice."

SupaFly Funk is the Grandmaster of Groove, the ultimate funk legend draped in purple velvet and gold swagger. This track oozes confidence, blending silky bass, smooth brass, and hypnotic rhythms into an effortlessly cool jam.

SupaFly Funk

"From the pubs to the dance floor, Belfast brings the groove like never before!"

This track blends classic funk energy with Belfast’s unique attitude, celebrating dance, nightlife, and a little bit of mischief. It’s got that swaggering bass, tight brass, and irresistible rhythm—pure feel-good funk with an Irish twist.

Belfast Funk

Wolf of Borg – AI Music Without Limits

Alas its a sad day for me. Due to continued issues with soundcloud, I am moving to United Masters for all of my releases. Soundcloud have already warned me that they will be deleting all my music, but It will have been released before that happens. Honestly, if you are intending to release music, I'd look elsewhere, Soundcloud are prescriptive and stifle creativity. Their Customer service is virtually inaccessible, unhelpful, and unable to resolve issues. They actively hinder creators instead of supporting them.

Wolf of Borg... Still Creating... Still releasing, just not through SoundCloud... I'll just take my 200,000 streams elsewhere ;)